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Old father-in-law drinks red bull, speaking of which.

New Year SMS blessing: I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, and 99 is United and perfect.

New Year SMS Blessing: The New Year begins with 1, wishing good things for two years in a row. I feel that it is spring all the year round, and my life is colorful. Occasionally, I will make a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and my troubles will be forgotten! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy spring festival!

New Year SMS blessing: Spring bell rings, and the New Year is striding. I wish the New Year bell rings happy notes in your heart, and luck and peace follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

New Year SMS blessing: Time can fade away memories, but it can't wash away the laughter we left along the way. I wish you a happy new year, happy new year!

Spring Festival is coming, pay a New Year call early: pay a good visit to the whole family; Second, it is less difficult to worship; Worship troubles three times; Four worships are not old; Worship children's filial piety; Six thanks for happiness; 7. Worship sadness and throw it away; Eight worships have high income; Jiubai security shield; Ten worshippers are happy.

I twist it into wool with blessings and knit a red sweater for you: peace on the front and happiness on the back; Luck is on the shoulder, wishful thinking is on the sleeve; The collar is considerate and the pockets are full of happiness! Let my heart accompany you through the new year!

The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of meteor is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. And I just want you to understand when you see the message: I sincerely wish you a happy life! Happy new year!

On new year's eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

Tie Wen Chun, Ding Hai Nianlian, candles for the New Year; Tonight's banquet, we held lanterns and handed them in, and the music was mixed together, which made our feelings stronger and our childlike innocence could withstand the cold winter; I wish the distance, sincerity and respect for the monarch, and harmony at home, Kang 'an and Fu Lin.

Give you five coppers: the first one represents the health of parents; The second represents a happy family; The prosperity of wealth in Theory of Three Represents; Fourth, on behalf of broad and good karma; The fifth stands for country, country and people.

From the first day to the fifteenth day, everyone dances in Qi Huan, and everyone celebrates the Spring Festival. Vientiane is renewed, and there is a way to make money. Happiness surrounds you. I wish you a smile and good luck! Happy new year!

The new year opens new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy new year!

Sincerely wish you a smooth family, rich life, good personality, prosperous career, bright future, prosperous fortune and bright future! Happy Spring Festival!

I click on the spring, looking for a quiet picture; I copied the smiling face and pasted it on the website of Spring Festival travel rush. I open my email, edit the most beautiful language, and send my best wishes: I hope you can delete your troubles, save every happy day and back up every happy year.

The wind is light and the rain is soft, the moon is full and people are round, the beautiful scenery is looking forward to every year, and a happy life follows every day! Winter goes and spring comes like smoke, and the fleeting time is gone forever. Life needs to be full of joy! Say "take care" and "peace" and wish you a happy new year!

Send you a jiaozi in the New Year: Ping 'an leather bag is filled with wishful stuffing, boiled with sincerity, happy for one bite, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and then the whole family drinks healthy soup, with a warm aftertaste and good wishes! Happy spring festival!

Spring Festival SMS: When the new year comes, please abide by four principles: protect the god of wealth to the end, keep happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it!

I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, and happiness will remain in your heart forever! Happy new year!

People are still the same, things are still the same, another year; It is common to think about it or forget it; Good today, better tomorrow, heartfelt wishes; Love is also true, meaning is also cut, resident in the heart. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The new year is coming, and the flowers are fragrant, with six fragrances in one sentence. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you a noble hand, three incense gives you a good job, four incense gives you no worries, five incense gives you a box full of money, and six incense gives you eternal well-being! Happy spring festival!

Spring Festival greetings: You are in great health, full of money, and full of happiness. Every day, you feel sunny and carefree like a baby. In short, you are the happiest in the New Year!

Mountains can block the sky and the heights, but they can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can distance himself, but can't stop sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will get close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing!

Accumulate 365 days of thoughts, condense countless tenderness, repel infatuation in spring, summer, autumn and winter, gather the bright stars in the night sky, and wash out the pearl of the Millennium blue sea, just to send you the most essential blessing, Happy Spring Festival!

Weather forecast for the Spring Festival: At the beginning of the Lunar New Year, it will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruits! Happy Spring Festival, be careful!

Tea should be strong and fine; Wine is pleasant; Love must be true, no regrets; Friends should be intimate, love each other and help each other! Hey, this one with a mobile phone is very good! Happy new year!

Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is flying like a wild goose, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will be silently blessed. May happiness and peace accompany you all your life. Happy New Year!

The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted you a red sweater by twisting the wool of blessing in candlelight: the former is peace, the latter is happiness, and the latter is good luck, with thick shoulders and considerate collar in the sleeve. My pocket is full of happiness, let me wrap you with warmth and let my heart accompany you through the new year!

Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold 1000 paper cranes to release your joy; Find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say 1000 sentence and wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion!

Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you!

At the coming moment of the Spring Festival, I wish you a happy day of 365 days, a happy day of 8760 hours, a happy day of 5256000 minutes and a happy and sweet day of 3 1536000 seconds.

With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing, so that those who love you love you more and those you love know you better! I wish you and your loved ones peace and happiness, and I wish your parents health and happiness!

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

See the snow falling? This is my true feeling. I wish you a happy new year.

Looking up is spring, looking down is autumn. May all happiness follow you.

A thousand words can't be said, and it is always the truest blessing from the bottom of my heart.

Please take this most sincere blessing and let happiness accompany you forever.

There is a concern in my heart that will be given to you in the distance. May happiness always accompany you.

On this day worthy of celebration, although I don't have flowers and wine to present gifts, I have songs in my heart, and I only wish you happiness all your life.

A small card, there are so many concerns, just because it carries a full song of blessing.

Deep friendship and blessings, endless thoughts and greetings, on this beautiful day, I would like to bring you blessings with cards.

Warm greetings, I hope you can always think of me, and I hope you can know that no matter where you are, I deeply bless you.

Although it is a small card, it is just a few short greetings, but it is my most sincere blessing. Wish you a happy holiday.

Spring is back/let's open the beehive/where the sweetness of the whole winter is stored.

The image of the years turns green, and the songs of young leaves and new leaves spin rapidly along the annual rings. Happy New Year!

The most lively thing is to plant grass once a year and listen to the breathing of the rings. At this moment, we are surrounded by dreams, and you and I always laugh in our dreams-Happy New Year!

New Year's bell/I raise my glass/My eyes wander on the edge of the glass/My sparkling thoughts/Settle quietly at the bottom of the glass/I only wish you happiness deeply.

This season/our feet start/lightly impulse/go out/let our eyes shine into the depths of the season/explore the news of flowers!

I always want to ask if you are well in the distance/I always want to hear if the light footsteps are still there/I hope you will be happy forever/I don't want you to change too much in the new year/until the spirit of the new year, the good news of spring flies to the sky, and I wish the motherland soaring and good luck for a long time. The Year of the Ox is often accompanied by flowers and is full of weather. The motherland is good, I am very satisfied with the bright moon, and my footprints are chic and happy.

I wish you not to brag in the Year of the Ox. May you be more like an ox: hardworking as a buffalo and unknown as an ox. Selfless dedication is like an ox, and never giving up is like a bullfight. Hard work is like an iron ox, and ambition is like a longicorn.

The air in spring is so fresh. I am in the field with the cow. Spring ploughing brings autumn harvest. The harvested fruits pile up into mountains and give them to everyone to taste fresh. Thanks to the hard-working scalper, I will continue to turn next year.

The year of the ox is the best: virtuous and noble cows are famous all over the world; Ability level cattle, wise and resourceful; Hard-working and simple cattle, dedication without return; The performance is remarkable and the industry is first-class; Honest cattle, disease and evil are enemies.

The Olympic flame has boiled the blood of Chinese children; Shenzhou VII pierced the eternal silence of the sky; The golden bull of the new year sounded the drum of national endeavor; The Chinese nation is stirring with the lofty sentiments of great rejuvenation!

When nine good things happen, the Year of the Ox is a good omen. May friends have a good appetite, be healthy and strong, be gentle and diligent, be better than cows, be a willing cow and fight against cows in trouble! Cow! Cow!

Sixty years ago, you hobbled away; Thirty years ago, you took a step; Ten people in one, in 2009, you should take a bull step that can make people of all ethnic groups in the country healthy and happy, and make money rolling! ! !

Year of the ox! Come to me when you are in trouble; I won't forget you when I get promoted and get rich; Please believe that no matter how the world falls into financial crisis, you will always be the first in my life!

Snails hope that housing prices are reasonable; Manatees want peace; Vegetable cattle should be covered with green grass everywhere; Cattle people hope that the bull market is invincible. Happy Year of the Ox!

Snail hope: the house price is reasonable in 2009; Manatee hopes: good weather in 2009; Bison hopes that green grass will be everywhere in 2009; Niuren hopes that the bull market in 2009 is invincible. Happy Year of the Ox!

Take your time, Niu. . .

On New Year's Eve, fireworks are flying all over the sky, Spring Festival songs are flying all over the sky, Year of the Ox blessings are flying all over the sky, and all the stations of the God of Wealth are full of holiday gifts. I wish you the Year of the Ox, rich in financial resources and rich in financial resources.

In the Year of the Ox, I will send my blessing to every family and every family. Happiness is everywhere, big happiness and small happiness last for a long time. There are blessings in gold, and blessings are rewarded every year. Keep your blessings and pray for happiness in the coming year.

Snowflakes are jubilant, cold winds bless, care for beauty, rich greetings, festive bulls, and simple blessings: May you be happy every second and safe every day. Happy Year of the Ox!

It's the year of the ox, and you are the best! I wish you a career cow and an academic cow; Family cattle, emotional cattle; Working cattle, wage cattle; Lucky cow, rich cow; Body cow, mood cow * In the end, everything is cow * Everywhere is bullish!

The cow is coming, and I wish you a happy year in Niu Yi: be in a good mood and don't worry about everything; A healthy cow will stay healthy for a long time; Career cattle are better; The stock bull market focuses on high-rise buildings.

A glass of wine in the Year of the Ox brings good things, money, house, car and reunion wine every day. In the Year of the Ox, two glasses of wine, good luck every year, long wealth and happiness, drink harmonious wine together. Three glasses of wine in the Year of the Ox, bless old friends.

Shenzhou VII was released for nine days, and the bull rushed into the sky and swaggered in the south. The hosting of the Olympic Games has reached five oceans, threatening and surprising the world.

Beginning of spring, Changsha, beginning of autumn, beginning of winter, Changsha, beginning of autumn, beginning of winter in spring, beginning of winter in four seasons; Bless life and wealth, bless life and wealth, five blessings!

I will always care about my family for a minute. A Niu has a long focal cavity, a couplet has a long history, one side laughs for a long time, and a jiaozi is warm for a long time. A short message wishes 09!

Niu Wangmo, with magic, brings good luck and good luck. Cattle give gifts, bringing good luck and well-being. Niu Wangmo led the stock market up with superb skills. Niu Wangmo, what a coincidence! Good luck came in 2009.

Say goodbye to the storm and glory of 2008 and welcome the glory and dream of 60 years.

When the Year of the Ox arrives, smile more and there will always be prosperity. At the beginning of the Spring Festival, everyone is very popular, and the cause of love is called Cleisthenes. Take this opportunity to congratulate you: the Year of the Ox is awesome, laugh!

It is not easy to be in the east, and it is not afraid of difficulties in the south. The bull's head rushes west, and the bull's head does not regret it; When the bull's head turns, the bull rushes; The bull's head turns for a year, and the cows are full of sky.

Harmony but different, beauty but new, harmony but different, harmony, harmony, harmony, harmony, happy to forget disappointment, warm Year of the Ox ceremony, harmony!

Jinniu Yinniu, Tongniu Tieniu, is not as good as the heart cow, and the human cow transports the cow.

I hope you have a good trip. Two cows are United, three sheep are open, and Thai cows are safe all the year round. Six or six cows are many, six or six cows are big, seven stars are high, and eight cows are high. Moo, the year of the ox is very good.

Harmony but different, beauty but new, harmony but different, harmony, harmony, harmony, harmony, happy to forget disappointment, warm Year of the Ox ceremony, harmony!

Niu Niu cattle, Niu Niu cattle. Cow! Cow! Cow!

After 30 years of reform and opening up, the flame of China shines brilliantly. Close to the people, like a child, kind, very talented in space dance steps. The mouse is too awesome, and the year of the ox hits you.

I wish the country: the economy remains strong, the two sides of the strait are getting closer and closer, accidents and disasters pass by in a flash, and years will be gilded forever. I wish your family: family health is always there, career is like drinking red bull, love will last forever, open the door to welcome Taurus.

Year of the Ox, human cattle, animal cattle, everyone cattle, Niu Niu, Niu Niu, Niu Niu!

The financial crisis occurred in the world, and the Year of the Ox in China soared. What crises and difficulties are diarrhea before the year of the ox!

Durian in the Spring Festival this year, shall we go out and take a taxi? No, ox cart, what's the most popular pet in the Year of the Ox, Niu Bei, it's hard not to be an ox in the Year of the Ox! We don't want the best, we just want to be better. I wish you all the best in the new year.

The Year of the Rat has gone, and the Year of the Ox has come. Good news came from the land of China, and the peasant brothers benefited. Document No.1 of the Central Committee has a good policy of expanding domestic demand, and its income has increased year by year. The well-off society has made a move.

Resist the snow and ice earthquake, erect an unyielding backbone, write a magnificent chapter for the passionate Olympic Games, attract the world's attention with the flying God Seven, stir up the emotions in 08, and make 09 brilliant and full of new hopes.

Reform and opening up will benefit the people, the wonderful Olympics will inspire people, the earthquake relief will gather people's hearts, the care of the party will warm people's hearts, and the arrival of Taurus will be happier!

2008 was an extraordinary and prosperous year for China. The dream of a century-old Olympic Games has come true, Shenzhou VII has taken off, earthquake relief has stood the test, and a beautiful home has been rebuilt today. Facing the crisis, the Year of the Ugly Ox is even more brilliant!

Say goodbye to the old year, send rats to welcome the new year, and welcome ugly cows to celebrate the New Year.

Spring leaves in the storm; With the snow, it came back. Laugh heartily when the whole family gets together. Raise a glass to wish that the Year of the Ox will be better!

Resign from the old year and look back on the joys and sorrows of the Year of the Rat with mixed feelings! Welcome the new year, look forward to the safety of the Year of the Ox and increase your confidence! May the descendants of China have a good year of the ox and be bullish.

Sixty years since the founding of the People's Republic of China has made us proud, 30 years of reform has made us more emboldened, the Beijing Olympic Games has made us full of heroism, and the arrival of the New Year has made us blessed!

Happy Chinese New Year of the Ox