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Shi Shuo Xin su Yu hui

The twelfth one is about children.

Steamed rice into porridge

The guests stayed in Taiwei House, and Chen and Taiwei let them cook. On the guest and qiu. When two people enter the fire, they both steal it.

Listen. If you forget to cook, rice will fall into the pot. Qiu asked, "Why don't you distill when cooking?" Fiona Fang and Ji Fang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency and.

Hakka dialect, but I overheard it, forgot to cook, and the rice became mashed potatoes. Qiu said, "Do you know anything?" ? "Is that right?"

I seem to remember. "The second son knelt down and said that it was easier to catch and there was no loss. Qiu said, "What's the point? "

Must eat? "

Some guests stayed at Chen Taiqiu's house, and Taiqiu let Fiona Fang (Chen Ji) and Ji Fang (chenchen) stay.

People cook. Two brothers are making a fire. They all stopped to eavesdrop when they heard Qiu talking to the guests. I forgot to cook.

Put in the seeds and the rice will fall into the pot. Qiu asked, "Why is there no steamed rice?" Fiona Fang and Ji Fang knelt on the ground and said:

"When you were talking to the guests, we were both eavesdropping. As a result, we forgot to put the melon seeds in, and the rice turned into porridge." Qiu yue:

"Do you remember what we said?" My brother replied, "I probably remember." So the two brothers knelt down.

On-the-spot narration together complements each other, and what adults say is not lacking at all. Qiu said, "So,

Just drink porridge. Why do you cook? "

Hull Shi Zhi Road

At the age of seven, Yanhe was a clever man, and Wei Wuqi liked him very much. He brought Yan into the palace because he wanted to be his son. Yan Nai painted the land for the party,

Being in it. When people asked him why, they replied, "So does his home." Wei Wu knew about it and sent it back.

When Yanhe was seven years old, he was very smart, like a child prodigy. Wei Wudi (Cao Cao) likes him very much because.

Yanhe's mother is in the palace, so Wei Wudi wants to take him as his son. Yanhe drew a box on the ground and stood up by himself.

Inside. Someone asked him what happened and replied, "This is our house." Wei Wudi understood him.

Meaning, let him go back at once.

Look at the sun with three eyes

How old is Jin Mingdi, sitting on Yuan Di's lap? When someone came from Chang 'an, he asked Luo for news and shed tears. Ming Di

When I asked why I was crying, I told him with the intention of crossing the East. Because I asked Ming Di, "How do you want to live so far away from the sun in peace?" Answer: "God.

It's far. I didn't know that man was from Japan. "Yuan Di is different. Tomorrow, there will be a banquet for ministers, to the effect that it is more

Ask again. But he replied, "The day is near." Yuan Di turned pale and said, "Why are you different from what you said yesterday?" Answer. "

I raised my eyes and saw the sun, but I couldn't see Chang 'an. "

When Jin Mingdi (Si Mashao) was only a few years old, he sat on Yuan Di (Si Marui)' s lap. Someone came from Chang 'an,

Yuan Di was in tears when he asked about the news of Luoyang. Ming Di asked his father why he was crying, and Ming Di walked eastward through the royal family.

Love told him that Yuan Di asked Ming Di, "Do you think Chang 'an is far away or the sun is far away?" Ming Di replied, "The sun is far away.

I haven't heard that people come from the sun, but obviously I can know. "Yuan Di was surprised at his answer. The next day, Yuan

The emperor called ministers to a banquet, told everyone Ming Di's answer, and then asked again. This time Ming Di replied, "That's right.

The sun is near. "Yuan Di's face changed greatly and said," Why are you different from yesterday's reply? " Ming Di replied.

What I see now is the sun, but I don't see Chang 'an. "

Four unexpected failures revived the treasure.

SiKongGu and Shixian * * * made it clear. Zhang Xuanzhi and Gu Fu are seven-year-old grandchildren, playing by the bed. surname

When you smell the language, you look different. Under the light, the second child * * * told the guest that nothing was lost. Gu Gong lifted it across the table.

His ear said, "I didn't expect the declining clan to revive this treasure."

Sikonggu talked with celebrities at that time. The sum of Zhang Xuanzhi and Gu Fu is the grandson and grandson. They are the same age.

All seven years old, playing on the sofa. At that time, listening to adults didn't seem to care. in the evening

Under the light, the two little guys described the conversation between the host and the guest together, without missing anything. Why did you leave your seat happily?

A little, holding two people's ears and saying, "I didn't expect our family to ruin and give birth to you two babies!" "

5. There is no need to reply.

When Han was a few years old, his family was poor, and the cold stopped him. His mother, Mrs. Yin, told him to grab an iron.

He said to Kangbo, "Let's write it down and expect an answer." The son said, "That's enough. There is no need to reply. " Mother asked the reason and answered.

"The fire is in iron, but the handle is still hot. It should be warm when it is open. Don't listen." Mothers are different.

state apparatus

When Han (Han Bo) was very young, his family was poor. In the coldest season, he only wore a short coat.

Coat. His mother, Ms. Yin, made clothes for him and asked Compaq to help him with the iron. She said to Compaq, "You should wear a short coat first.

I'll make your pants later. "The son said," that's enough. Don't pinch your pants. " Mother asked him why, and he answered.

He said, "The fire is in iron, and the iron handle is also hot. Now put on a short coat and the lower body feels hot, so don't pinch your pants. "

Yes "Mother was very surprised by Compaq's answer, and decided that he would become a talent for governing the country in the future.

Six principles do not reduce the first emperor

When Jin Xiaowu was twelve years old, it was winter, and he didn't wear clothes during the day, only wearing a single shirt with five or six floors. I am very tired at night. thank

The public protested: "Eucharist should become a routine." Your majesty is too cold during the day and too hot at night. I'm afraid it's not the art of taking care of yourself. "The emperor said," it moves during the day.

The night is quiet. "When Xie Gong went out, he sighed," So he didn't return to my late emperor. "

When Sima Yao was twelve, it was winter. He wears no clothes during the day, only five or six.

A layer of silk clothes, but two quilts at night. Xie Gong (Xie An) advised him: "The saint should let him live.

Keep your body in order. It's too cold during the day and too hot at night, which is probably not the way to keep fit. "Xiao said," the white emperor.

The sky moves and the night is quiet. "After Xie Gong came out, he praised:" The meaning of the holy family is no worse than that of the first emperor. "

Seven bows, too much love.

Huan Xuanwu, a five-year-old from Huannan County, began to undress. Huan rode off the dead because he said to Nanjun, "Here we are.

Thank you for your old officials. "Xuan answer wailing, acid feeling others. Every time the rider watched himself sit down, he said, "Lingbao, my Lord, you should take it."

Give it back. "Love is born too much.

Huan Xuan (Huan Wen) died when Huannan County (Huan Xuan) was only five years old. He just took off his mourning clothes and got on his bike.

Farewell to Huan Wen's civil and military officials, he pointed to these people and said to Huan Xuan, "These are all former officials of your family.

"Huan Xuan listened to cry, and the people around him felt sad. Huan Chong often looks at his seat and says, "Lingbao (Huan!

Xuan) When I am an adult, I will definitely return this position to him. "Huan Chong loves Huan Xuan more than himself.

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The answer to the question "Hui Su" is the same as "Ji Hui", which means to be smart from the beginning, that is, to be wise early. Several examples in this paper are all about children's abilities in memory, observation, reasoning, explanation, understanding etiquette and expressing their minds. The editor's original intention is to explain that ordinary children can't reach this level, and the intelligence of childhood indicates that they will become excellent people when they grow up. For example, in the third account, when answering the question "How far is Chang 'an from the sun", a child of several years old can observe from different angles and draw different conclusions. Although this is close to sophistry, it can be seen that children are witty and good at using debate means.

(1) The guest lives in Chen Taiqiu, who lets Fiona Fang and Ji Fang cook. The guest consulted with Qiu, and when they entered the fire, they all ordered to eavesdrop. If you forget to cook, rice will fall into the kettle. Qiu asked, "Why don't you distill when cooking?" Fiona Fang and Ji Fang knelt down and said, "When adults talk to guests, they all eavesdrop. When they cook, they forget to cook, and the meal is ruined. " Qiu said, "Do you know?" Right: "It seems to be ambition." Both sons said it was easier to win each other, and they didn't slip up. Qiu said, "That's right, but it's okay. Why eat it!"

Note ① Clear (b √): Qing Zi. 2 distillation: steam the semi-cooked food. 3 more: alternate. Easy access: correction and supplement.

Once, a guest spent the night in Taiqiu Chen's house, and Chen asked his son and Chen to cook for the guest. The guests are chatting with Chen Ya, while Fiona Fang and his brother are making a fire. As a result, both of them dropped what they were doing to eavesdrop. I forgot to put the grates when cooking, and all the steamed rice fell into the pot. Chen Mao asked them, "Why don't you steam rice?" Fiona Fang and Ji Fang knelt stiffly and said, "We all eavesdropped when the adults were talking to the guests. We forgot to put the grates in the steamed rice, and now the rice is cooked into porridge. " Chen Mao asked, "Do you remember one thing?" The two brothers replied, "It seems that I can still remember those words." So the two brothers said together, interspersed with corrections, without missing a word. Chen Ya said: "In this case, let's eat porridge, why do you have to do it!"

(2) Yanhe is seven years old. If he is smart, Wei Wuqi loves him very much. Because Yan is in the palace, he wants to be a son. Yan nai painted the ground and ordered it, and he was in it. When people asked him why, they replied, "So does his home." Wei Wu knew about it and sent it back.

Note 1 "Yanhe" sentence: Yanhe's father died young. When Cao Cao was a mediocre man, he married Yanhe's mother and adopted Yanhe. 2 Lu: humble room. Reporter: This means that Yanhe doesn't want to change his surname to be the son of Cao Cao.

Yanhe was brilliant at the age of seven, and Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei, especially liked him. Because Yanhe grew up in Cao Cao's mansion, Cao Cao wanted to recognize him as his own son. Yanhe drew a box on the ground and stood in it. Asked what he meant, he replied, "Whose house is this?" Cao Cao knew about it and immediately sent him back to He Jia.

(3) How old is Jin Mingdi sitting on Yuan Di's lap? When someone came from Chang 'an, he asked Luo for news and shed tears. Ming Di asked him why he was crying, and told him (2) going to the east. Because he asked Ming Di, "You mean, how far is Chang 'an from the sun?" Answer: "The sun is far away. I wonder if he is from Japan. "Yuan Di is different. Tomorrow, call ministers to a banquet to tell you this and ask them more seriously. But he replied, "The day is near." Yuan Di turned pale and said, "Why are you different from what you said yesterday? "Answer:" You can see the sun when you lift your eyes, but not Chang 'an. "

Note (1) Jin Mingdi Sentence: It is reported that Si Marui, the Emperor of the Jin and Yuan Dynasties, was originally General Anton, guarding Jiankang. Later, Kyoto Luoyang fell, and Emperor Huai fled to Pingyang. Soon, Chang 'an also fell. After the death of Emperor Chen of Jin Dynasty, he succeeded to the throne. His eldest son, Si Mashao, inherited Ming Di. 2 "Juyi" sentence: According to: Emperor Jinyuan lived in Luoyang when he was an evil king. Wang Dao, his good friend, knew that there would be chaos in the world and advised him to return to his feudal country. Later, he advised him to guard Jiankang and plan to run a base for reviving the palace. This is the so-called dongdu.

When Jin Mingdi was only a few years old, he used to sit on Yuan Di's lap. At that time, someone came from Chang 'an, and Yuan Di asked about Luoyang. He was very sad and shed tears. Ming Di asked his father what made him cry, and Yuan Di told him his intention to go to Jiang Lai in detail. So I asked Ming Di, "Which is farther, Chang 'an or the sun?" Ming Di replied, "The sun is far away. Obviously, I have never heard of anyone from the sun. " Yuan Di was surprised at his answer. The next day, when the ministers were called to dinner, they told everyone what Ming Di meant and asked him again. Unexpectedly, Ming Di replied: "The sun is near." Yuan Di was shocked and asked him, "Why are you different from what you said yesterday? Ming Di replied, "Now you can see the sun when you look up, but you can't see Chang 'an."

(4) SiKongGu and xian * * * Ming words. Zhang Xuanzhi and Gu Fu are seven-year-old grandchildren, playing by the bed. When I smell the language, I don't seem to belong to it. Under the light, er * * * told the guests what he said, and nothing was lost. Gu Gong stepped on the table and raised his ear: "Unexpectedly, the declining sect has revived this treasure!"

Note ① Genus (ZH incarnation): annex; Focus. 2 Declining clans: Call for family modestly.

Sikonggu also talked with contemporary sages. Zhang Xuanzhi and Gu Fu are his grandchildren, both seven years old, playing by the bed. At this time, listening to them, they seem indifferent. Then, the two children closed their eyes under the light and repeated the words of both the host and the guest together, without missing a word. Why did you leave your seat and grab their ears and say, "I didn't expect our family to have such a baby!" " "

(5) How old is Han? His family is poor and it is too cold to stop. His mother, Mrs. Yin, became her own and let Compaq catch an iron. Then Kangbo said, "Let's try again and give an answer." Er Yun: "That's enough, no need to reply." Mother asked her why, and replied, "fire is in iron, and your hands are hot." Now it's warm and sticky, and you don't need ears. " Mother is very different, known as the national instrument.

Note ① (rú): Short coat. ② Fold (kūn): pants are pinched. 3 national instruments: the talents of governing the country.

When Han was a few years old, his family was poor. In the dead of winter, he only wore a short coat, which was made by his mother, Mrs. Yin, and asked to hold an iron to keep warm. Mother told Kangbo, "Put on a short coat for the time being, and I'll make pants for you later." Compaq said, "that's enough. There is no need to clip pants. " When his mother asked him why, he replied, "If the fire is in iron, the iron handle will be hot. Now put on a short coat, the lower body will be warm, and you don't need to make pants. " His mother was very surprised and knew that he would be a talented person to govern the country in the future.

(6) Jin Xiaowu is twelve years old. In winter, he wears no clothes during the day, only a light coat of five or six pounds, and he is very tired at night. Xie Gong remonstrated, saying, "The Eucharist should be timed. Your majesty is too cold during the day and too hot at night. I'm afraid it's not a care. " The emperor said, "The day moves and the night is quiet." When Xie Gong went out, he sighed and said, "So I don't belong to my late emperor."

Note ① Jin Xiaowu: Emperor Xiaowu Sima Yao, son of Jian Wendi. Wormwood mattress: mattress. 2 maintenance: maintenance. (3) The day moves and the night is quiet: Chapter 45 of Laozi: "Mania overcomes cold, quietness overcomes heat". (4) The first emperor: the late emperor, here refers to Jian Wendi. Reporter: Jian Wendi is good at talking about Hyunri.

When Emperor Xiao of Jin was twelve years old, it was winter. He only wears five or six silk sweatshirts during the day, but sleeps on two mattresses at night. Xie An exhorted, "The noble body of the holy family should lead a regular life. Your majesty is too cold during the day and too hot at night. This is probably not the way to keep fit. " Emperor Xiao Wu said: "It will not be cold during the day, and it will not be hot at night." Xie An retired and praised: "The emperor's reasoning is not worse than his predecessor."

(7) Huan Xuan Wu, who was five years old in Huannan County, began to wear clothes and ride a bike to see off the dead officers and soldiers, because he meant Nanjun: "These are all your old officials." Xuan Ying cried, feeling that the people next to him were sour. Every time the rider looks at himself and sits down, he says, "Master Lingbao, take this seat and go back." Love is born too much.

Note ① Huannan County: Huan Xuan, posthumous title Lingbao, son of Huan Wen, whose father was Nanjun Gong. After Huan Wen's death, he was appointed as his successor. Huan Cheqi: Huan Wen's younger brother and Huan Xuan's uncle Huan Chong used to be a Cheqi general. Death: refers to the subordinates who escort the remains back to their hometown. 2 acid: grief. ③ Lingbao sentence: Huan Wen once guarded the ancient Shu, but after his death, the court appointed Huan Chong as a general and Yangzhou secretariat instead of Huan Wen. Huan Chong said "to sit back", refers to the position of the guard aunt.

When Huan Wen died, Huan Xuan, the Duke of South County, was only five years old. Just after his mourning period, Huan Chong, the chariot general, said goodbye to the officials who came to see him off, pointing to them and telling Huan Xuan, "These people are all old subordinates of your family." Huan Xuan wailed at his words, and his grief was touching. Huan Chong often looks at his seat and says, "When Lingbao grows up, I will return this seat to him." Huan Chong raised Huan Xuan and loved him more than his own children.