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Seeking the protagonist is Wang Ye's beauty novel (with extra points)

Blood night+Fanwai (3P) Author: Feng Nong

Durance mainland is a vast land, deeply blessed by God!

Thirty-six tribes live happily in this land. They grow textiles in their fields and trade with other tribes in a friendly way.

Peace and freedom are so easy to get and so taken for granted.

This is a story told softly by many young mothers at their children's bedside in the dark night. Many years ago, when these mothers were children, they had personally felt the touching taste of peace and freedom and had a carefree childhood. However, when the children are in their mother's arms and listen to this touching description with eager eyes, sadness always flashes from their mother's heart.

Because peace and freedom no longer exist in mainland Durance.

Since Feng Qi, the warrior king of Sol clan, swept the whole land of Durance with his soldiers, razed the homes on which 36 tribes lived for thousands of years, and established an unprecedented powerful regime-the Durance Empire of blood and bone, this land has lost peace and freedom forever.

Capture is the nature of sealing the flag.

At the moment, Feng Qi is sitting on the wide windowsill.

He stood up with one foot on the other, holding a crystal cup full of scarlet wine in his right hand, looking out the window at the beautiful scenery of Tyrone Lake.

What's it like to have it? Seal the flag and think absently. Set foot on the mainland of Durance, establish the Durance Empire, and become the king that everyone fears. Do you have it?

So much for the exclusive scenery of Lake Durance.

"Palace Forbidden" by Beibei

"Report to your Majesty!"

"What is it?" I rubbed my sore forehead.

Judging from the eunuch's panic, it must be for those two children again.

"Long live the Lord, the five princes and the seven princes are fighting for a BMW tribute from Tibet!"

Sure enough.

"Order the imperial secretary not to persuade, and it is best not to go near them." I started another memorial service.

"yes."

*******

"Hugh!"

"Hugh!"

Two angry people pushed open the door of my royal study at the same time. I'm secretly glad they didn't kick it.

"Call Dad." I glanced at the two handsome faces with angry faces lightly, and then buried myself in piles of memorials.

"Whoo!" The head was suddenly caught and lifted hard. Looking at each other are two pairs of eyes full of angry flames. .

"Hugh, you ordered' Don't go near those two fighting idiots and let them fight to the death'?" The seven princes took a night off, went around the back of the imperial chair and put their arms around my neck. Hot breath blows into my ears and behind my neck.

It seems a little crazy, but the general idea is similar, not too crazy.

I sighed and nodded gently.

"Hugh, you?" Hugh Chen, the fifth prince, looks very angry. This is his personality. He is a little impatient.

"Wait, Hugh Chen," he said, trying to dissuade him from staying up late. "It's no use being angry. Why don't we play some interesting games with Hugh? "

"What?" Before I finished, my slender fingers jumped into my mouth and stuck my tongue. At this time, Hugh Chen approached the imperial chair with a little less anger and gently lifted me up.

He sat proudly in the chair and put me on his lap.

"No, yes!" I finally let go of my tongue at night, and I immediately shouted, "This is the imperial study-you promised me to do it only in the bedroom!" "

The Emperor's Cultivation Plan by Mao

If you open the history books, you will find that there was such an emperor in the Zhou Dynasty-Li, who really ruled by doing nothing. Historians say this about the controversial emperor: no matter how clever a man is, he is stupid.

What an emperor with contradictions ~ ~ ~

But the real history ...

———————————— It is the quicksand of forgetting.

Has long been forgotten by people.

Jin Ying's Guo Huang

Zhao Hui, the king of national subjugation, actually brought Joe to him? He generously accepted him as Toy Boy, exempting him from picking horse manure and giving him food and silks and satins. The little guy didn't expect to repay the favor or say thank you, but gave him a look. Very good! Pass his password, treat Zhao Hui as an "invisible man", and no one is allowed to pay attention! Hehe, that tough guy will be lonely, and then he will come to beg him to "cherish" him. ...

"Double-faced monarch" (the emperor attacked, a very nice article) by Yan Jing

Palaces, paradise and temples.

It has always been a busy place for the emperor of a country. The heaven and the temple should be extremely quiet, but at this time it is a chicken flying a dog jumping.

My Cat Author: Life and Death

Cats, seemingly docile, actually hide their claws.

If a cat is not a dog, it doesn't recognize its owner, only people who are kind to it. If one day you dare to treat it badly, hey hey, be careful to leave blood marks on you.

Therefore, dog owners suffer from dogs; Cat owners are in pain.

I'm not a hard-working person, so I've always kept a dog but never a cat. Well, to correct it, I have never owned a cat myself, and I have never hugged a cat-I am afraid that I will accidentally offend it and be caught by it. However, I also have a royal cat, and there is more than one. Along with all other royal animals, it is kept by special personnel. Once I am in the mood, I will look at them, but I don't go near them.

There are some things, just watch.

For dangerous things, a smart person like me certainly knows to nip in the bud, so he will nip all dangers in the bud.

However, for that person, I know that he is a cat, not something I can touch or get close to. I still contacted and approached him.

Well, there are some things I want to see, but ...

When you can't control it, it's another matter.

Emperor Qiaojia and Alliance Leader of Mu Meng (full text+Fanwai) Author: Ji Ya

The emperor of that dynasty was called Long Yuebing. It didn't take long for the throne to make the palace chicken fly a dog to jump, and all the officials in the court were glad that the beloved old emperor died peacefully, otherwise the old emperor didn't know what terrible things would happen to see his beloved son do so. Most people who have seen frost wyrm for the first time will be deceived by his appearance. Long Yuebing inherited the advantages of his parents and was born with good looks. Heroic eyebrows, deep eyes, straight nose, beautiful lips, tall and slender figure, gentle and dignified temperament, what an extraordinary emperor. ...

However, these are only superficial phenomena. The worse the dragon is, the worse it is than most people think. Long Yuebing has three characteristics: no knowledge, no manners and no morality. His greatest pleasure is poisoning life.

"Flower-hearted Emperor" by Yue Ling

Shao Qingyang, the ninth emperor who was ordered to encircle mountain thieves, just stepped into the cave of mountain thieves and immediately encountered a thorny thing-

He fell in love with Ji Ling, the bandit leader who even dared to rob his relatives.

In order to win back the beauty, he spent a lot of money to hire his three-legged cat as a guard and diner.

"lay down your life to save him" when he was poisoned. ...

What, Ji Ling went to Flower Street to find Hua Niang and hung up on him! ?

Let him pay? What's wrong with that!

Someone, handcuffs and shackles should be served first!

Shao Qingyang earnestly begged him to "wash his hands" and hold him as a heater every night.

More forbid him to get married and have children, on the grounds that-

He fell in love with him at first sight! ?

This is a lie, the best evidence: that guy jumped up as soon as he saw a beautiful woman, completely treating him like air.

Damn it, can an emperor bully people like this?

He will go back to be the king of Greenwood Mountain and see who is better! ……

"Bedside" (General Attack, Emperor You) Author: Fog.

The sun has risen high, and the golden sunshine shines on the whole imperial city. At this moment, the young emperor who should have come back early and read the letter in the imperial study is still sleeping on the couch.

The brocade quilt embroidered with gold thread is firmly pressed under the snow-white chin, for fear that something will happen in spring, even the hands wrapped in the quilt cling to the quilt cover, and the tall man who just got off the dragon and put on his combat boots is angry and funny.

Last night, he was going to be too hard.

He hasn't been back to Beijing for half a year because of the war. The purpose of his return this time is not to ask for troops or pay, but to seek peace.

Unfortunately, at the sight of the dragon throne on the high platform, the emperor's cold and reproachful eyes made him want to surge up. He just wants to put this high man under his body, caress every part of his body, and then enter him mercilessly. The noble emperor's hoarse plea for mercy due to passion will be the most touching theme in this passionate feast.

Maybe he thought too much, so he got off the hospital and went straight to Chaoyang Temple. He was bored when he looked for the emperor everywhere.

I finally found the person I was looking for in the imperial study. The emperor is holding a brush, carefully correcting the paper, frowning from time to time, showing the triviality of political affairs.

The emperor is a very clever man and knows how to be kind to others.

But even so, the whole afternoon was very busy, and the papers on the desk were still full.

"Tyrant" Author: Half-Hall Master

In 253 years in China, Jingdi 16 years, there was a drought, Jingdi was cruel, dissolute and heartless, and the people suffered. The vassal States are ready to move, and the four princes are recruiting troops, all planning to compete in the central part of the mainland, thus opening the curtain of a world chaos.

Prince Murong Dai, Prince of Xizhoubaozi, is willing to lead the army and horse to win the world for the king.

East Chu Guancheng, Hailing bloody battle East Zhou Elvis Presley's love-hate dilemma at home and abroad.

In the palace, Jingdi picked up the poison that Ling Fei personally held and drank it off.

What's it like to make a deal in the Imperial City before sitting in front of Miao Jing?

Emperor Jingdi of China, Wang Li of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the tyrant Mingjun, who is right or wrong?

"Spoil you" (one attack and four attacks) Author: life and death.

chapter one

This is the first time that Zhao Heng didn't walk out of the palace with a huge escort. He wouldn't have sneaked out of the palace like this if he hadn't received a tip-off this year that the Yellow River was flooding.

Some people will say that the Yellow River flooding is a common occurrence, and it's no big deal.

Yes, it's no big deal to put it aside at ordinary times

the problem is ...

Five years ago, in order to solve the flood problem caused by the annual flood season of the Yellow River, Zhao Heng specially allocated 9 million taels of silver to harness the Yellow River. A few years ago, he got the news that the project had been completed.

Think about it, the things piled up with nine million and two thousand pieces of silver can't be washed away in the first flood, right? What's more, after the project was completed, an imperial envoy was sent to inspect it, which was said to have received a good response.

Then how can there be another flood in the flood season this year? More importantly, if he didn't get the tip-off, he really didn't know anything about it!

His ministers never mentioned it to themselves!

So, this thing is very strange!

"usurp the throne!" Author: wind ripples

My name is Li Shouyu, and I am the only son of the famous Emperor Li Jinghong. Thanks to this ugly father, I have never experienced the sadness of "unable to enter the imperial gate", because I have no chance to experience the thrilling experiences of brotherhood, mutual fear of compatriots and incest and adultery. I am also grateful to this diligent and loving father. Since I was sensible, the four seas have become peaceful, peaceful and peaceful. There is no chance to understand the intrigue of ministers' insurrection, generals' rebellion, harem feud and plot assassination.

What's so funny about the emperor doing this?

If there is no soul-stirring life, no intrigue life, no dangerous experience, then why do you go to the royal family for a special trip? How can there be a stage for me, a warm-blooded teenager, to shine in peace and prosperity without worrying about national subjugation? So I must, must get rid of this boring life!

However, the old man who abdicated before I was sensible not only left me a boring country, but also left me three gifts: gentle Yu Shixuan, hearty captain Qiao Wuji, and terrible San Siwu.

Why is Wu terrible? Because generally speaking, the Third Division, the Third Division, the Third Division and the Third Division are six different positions: the Taishi, Taifu, Taibao, Taiwei, Situ and Sikong of the Third Division are all responsible for educating me, urging me, assisting me and even urging me. That guy actually came to a six-in-one job! What a Su Qing! This is cleaning! It's terrible to empty six people who should be warm around me into lone wolves!

The most unfortunate thing for me is that these three people have helped me at home and abroad. Not only has the state affairs been arranged in an orderly way, but even friendly diplomatic relations have reached an unprecedented height. Even my arch-enemy Tiele, who had high hopes, ignored my pure expectations of boys and signed a ten-year non-aggression treaty. ...

Emperor's frivolous smile (end+ Fanwai) Author: Feng

Chu inclined eyebrow:

Even though you are arrogant, you finally fell into my hands.

You didn't believe me when I said I wouldn't make the same mistake twice. By the time you read this letter, the toxicity of the fragrant medicine has entered your spleen and stomach and cannot be solved.

Even if you are full of poison, I have a magic weapon to break your body.

This medicine is nourished by my blood. If you do three things for me, I will spare you.

I am gradually attracted by your indifference and arrogance. I can't help falling into your ruthlessness I know your callousness, but I can't control my heart, it dances around you.

It turns out that it is so difficult to love someone, and I have no intention of asking for more, but my heart is bleeding. I can't breathe without your comfort.

Chu Xiemei has been completely defeated by your majesty and your heartlessness. I would rather die without you, so I don't regret it.

Since your majesty wants Chu Oblique Eyebrow to die, how can Chu Oblique Eyebrow be willing to go against his will?

Your majesty ... take care.

Xunzi's King's Landing

The snow was full and the whole capital was in full swing. The jade pavilion in the bamboo building is all wrapped in silver. A few branches of wintersweet, with bright yellow cores sticking out from the high wall, are just ordinary people on the edge of Wang Xietang.

In the Yan Palace, the servants are sweeping the snow lightly, and someone is shaking off the snow on plum blossoms to prepare for the tea party next year. A group of maids with splendid clothes and fluttering green sleeves passed through the side porch, walking lightly and steadily, and whispered, "Hurry up, the Seven Princes will wake up."

I woke up from my dream and there was no one around. Fourth brother has left in the evening, and I have to go to court this morning. She absently wiped two handfuls with water and took the towel that ChanJuan handed me. Then she asked, "didn't the punishment happen?" These days, I was unjustly imprisoned and happened to be caught by the emperor. I panicked and made a mess.

Shan Juan said with a smile, "Your Majesty, you can't save your heart. It's easy to have a rest. I taught them to choose a deer and prepare to roast it when it snows. Your majesty has always liked it. " Sure enough, she is a girl who knows things very well.

But the timing is unfortunate. I shook my head and said, "Not today. The emperor ordered his ministers to pay homage to Fang Nanqian, who died a few days ago. He is the first scholar in my dynasty and is famous for his knowledge. The emperor regarded him as the apple of his eye. " ChanJuan just smiled and led people back.

"The best in the world" by Qing Lanfeng

Master has a saying: Men are ambitious in all directions.

Yan Qingchi respected his teacher all his life, and was sent down the mountain with joy by his fellow disciples, aiming at the name of "the best in the world" in the Jianghu.

But where are the rivers and lakes

It must be great to be the best in the world, right? I don't know who has it. How much can I buy it?

Yan Qingchi found the position of "the best in the world" with all his IQ, and finally let him sneak into a magnificent home and meet a man with a kind smile.

"The world first? I am the first in the world ~ "

Oh! Great, this man is the best in the world? I think, I want to buy. ...

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