The funniest confession sentence?

Some humorous confession sentences can increase your chances of success. I have compiled some sentences for interested parents to read!

1. According to th

Some humorous confession sentences can increase your chances of success. I have compiled some sentences for interested parents to read!

1. According to the earliest love poem, it was written like this: You planned from Yunnan, and I took your furry little hand and took a bite, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

2. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.

3. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

Dear, my love "program" started when I scanned you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

7. Put that oath gently on your finger. From now on, the two of us will have a lifetime. Look at your beautiful face carefully tonight, which will be the only name in my future arms.

8. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

9. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you, and I will always be most sincere to you. I will never change my heart, and the world will never lose my heart.

10. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

1 1. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

12. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

13. I like you because I miss you when I can't see you, I like you because I look at you stupidly when I see you, and I like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

14. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

15. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

16. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

17. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

18. There was once a thief Ranaha's love in front of my eyes. I didn't notice it. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

19. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life …

You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?

2 1. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, stole my love, cheated my feelings and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

22. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

23. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

24. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

25. You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

Funny sentence 1. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

I want to give you half a rose to represent half my heart, because the other half has been torn to pieces by you. Tears are the smell that I miss you, and my heart can't be redeemed. If memory is the only answer, I will never forget that I was beautiful.

3. My heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.

4. Throw away the shackles, worries and obstacles that haunt you. What are you going to say?

My love for you is always a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

I'm not so busy, I just want to find something to do. Professional love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

7. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

8. I make the same wish every day, so that you can come into my world from now on. When dreams become vows, I believe that one day love will come true because of sincerity!

9. I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and I am heartbroken for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. You will think of me when you love me, like a star on a summer night; If you like, please forget me, just like a dream in spring.

10. I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

1 1. Wherever you need me, I will fly back to you.

12. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

13. I can miss the rising sun and the afterglow of the sunset. Only you and I can't miss it. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life!

14. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour newsletter. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

15. I don't know when it started. I have learned to depend on you, dear. Happy valentine's day online.

Humorous confession 1. It's no use talking too much. I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life.

2. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. When I look at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

Your love is like a star, sometimes bright, sometimes dark. I don't expect gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

5. Weather forecast: I will miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, but I will miss you suddenly in the afternoon, so my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the early stage. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you.

6. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend!

9. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Stupid chicken didn't notice, stealing? A href ='' target =' _ blank'> Only eulogy? /p & gt；

10. I want to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I want to be the wind blowing in your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

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