Funny humor. Tell me about it.

Funny humor. Tell me about it.

1. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

If you want to make people angry, you only need to do two things: first, don't finish.

3. One day passed after soy sauce, and so did the time. How fast ...

4. A hero and three gangs became a four-person country.

5. Tea is really pitiful. If you soak it, praise it. If you soak it, throw it away mercilessly.

6. An optimistic person has a cold and a high fever, and others also blow bubbles with their noses. . .

7. Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

8. Girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

9. Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

10. A friend came from afar without any special products.

1 1. The road is bumpy, shout, it's time to make a fool of yourself and run to Kyushu.

12. Men are consumables, friends are necessities and boyfriends are necessary consumables.

13. I have a map in my hand, but I have no destination in my heart.

14. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

15. At night without orangutans, I seduce you with monkeys.

16. Women's four favorite animals: scallops → pearls; Bear → fur; Crocodile → bag; Donkey → Pay the above fees.

17. Weaning early in childhood. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.

18. A good girlfriend can save your computer 200G hard disk.

19. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

20. I only see you. Okay ... so I'm just an eye drop.

2 1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

22. The business is not closed, and Renyi has run away.

23. Stay in the green hills, and no firewood is allowed.

24. He is your husband and you are my wife.