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Why do men like to confess when they are drunk?

Strong drinks are scary.

My favorite person is like a full moon that day. I look at you from a distance, addicted to your brilliant brilliance and beautiful side face, but you are so far away from me. I look at you like a goddess who can't see me on earth.

However, I love your color, and I hope you will love my heart and achieve marriage. After thousands of robberies, we will always be tied together, watching the life and death of the world together and experiencing love and hate together.

I should confess, but if you refuse, every time I look at you in the future, it will be a loss. This kind of pain is so terrible that I dare not think about it. But time flies, and I'm afraid that one day your skirt will be hooked by others. From then on, it is no longer a bright moon, but a flower in someone else's hand. This kind of pain is so terrible that I dare not think about it.

You see, I'm drunk now, and alcohol passes through my intestines. My heart, liver, gallbladder and lungs are full of wine, and it is getting bigger and bigger. I think there is always a gamble in life, so I will take advantage of this wine to confess.

Second, wine is a special effect.

Women usually believe a sentence: Tell the truth after drinking, this secret is known by men, and they think it can be used as a plus item.

In order to make the success rate of confession higher, just drink a little wine, pretend to be drunk and hazy, and match with sensational lines, women will think, you see, how much this man loves me, and if he is so drunk, he must want to confess to me. As the saying goes, he won't tell the truth until he drinks well.

Results With the support of this special effect, many men have successfully confessed, and this confession technique has been widely circulated and used repeatedly.

Third, emotions are amplified.

Liangshan heroes drink a lot of meat in a big bowl, and the wine is hot, and everyone's fists and feet add up. This is an amplified happy mood.

The wandering ranger leans against the tree fork, carries a pot of wine alone and drinks with the moon. After being drunk, he carried a sword to disturb the dead leaves and screamed at the sky. This is an amplification of frustration.

When a man goes to drink because he is unhappy, he gets drunk and thinks, I still like her, and it's time to confess. If he is rejected, it will be nothing more than a sad thing. I don't have to worry about too much debt, and I don't have to itch if I have too many lice.

When a person is drunk because he is happy, he will think, today is really happy. This is a lucky day. It's time to confess to my goddess. Maybe it will. Today I am destined to be surrounded by lucky stars, so I confess.