Funny tour guide words

Humorous guide words (1)

When we met in China, we asked you if you had dinner. Isn't it? Today is no exception. I also want to ask you two short answers first: First, did you sleep well last night? (The guests generally answered: Not good? Get up too early? Did everyone eat the second one this morning? (The guest will answer with a smile: Didn't you eat? )

Oh, I didn't know you were all newly added members of ethnic minorities in China! You see, there are 56 ethnic groups in our Chinese nation, but later, it is said that our country has added two ethnic minorities. Did you hear the news? Do you all know which two ethnic groups it is? (Does the guest know? )? Lack of sleep? And then what? Insufficient nutrition? Ah ~ ~

All right. First, let me introduce myself. My last name is X. You can call me X-guide or X-guide directly. This makes me more comfortable. Why?

As the old saying goes, a hundred years in the same boat, a thousand years in the same pillow. Today, shall we eat, swim and play together? Home? (Foal) Hey, why do you live together? Some tourists asked, wasn't it called Che Ju in ancient times? Don't we live together? As long as you need me, I will appear in front of you for the first time.

Six elements of tourism: food, shelter, transportation, travel, shopping and entertainment.

Ok, what's next? My guide is telling everyone about the precautions of our trip.

First, safety! Safety first, safety is the premise of having fun! You must pay attention to safety when climbing a mountain. Be careful not to get carried away when taking pictures, and be sure to pay attention to your back.

Third, the concept of time: we must pay attention to the assembly time.

Fourth: take care of your valuables and take them with you when you get on and off the bus. Fifth, scenic spots should attach great importance to fire prevention and environmental protection. Smokers should pay attention. Don't smoke at will in the scenic spot. There will be a smoking spot on the mountain every 1 hour. Pay attention to signs of smoking. Scenic spots should also pay attention to environmental protection. Don't litter there. There will be trash cans along the way. You should throw the rubbish into the dustbin.

Having said that, there must be a lot you haven't remembered, but you must remember the precautions. Don't worry if you don't remember anyone else. When you arrive at the scenic spot, our ground guide will give us a detailed introduction. I wish you all a pleasant journey.

Humorous tour guide words (2)

I look a little old, just like Shaanxi jujube, and my skin is a little wrinkled outside, so swimming in the sea is not bad.

Although I am fat, I have the strength to work. Although I am thin, I work rhythmically.

Although young and skilled at work, I am not afraid of being tired when I am old.

Don't look at my height, I bend over when climbing mountains and digging holes, don't look at my short height, and correct my mistakes at work immediately.

Singing follows the feeling, traveling follows the guide, and everyone loves each other hand in hand and walks forward together as one.

Travel Tips: To be a happy tourist, you should believe in the support and cooperation of tour guides and drivers.

Don't sleep too much, don't compare too much, don't care too much.

Did you have a hard trip? Look at the25,000-mile long March. Were you tired during the trip? Think about revolutionary veterans.

Whether the journey is sweet or not, happiness costs more; Whether the tour is beautiful or not depends entirely on the mouth of the tour guide.

Humor and honeyed words of tour guides (3)

(1) I look a little old, just like Shaanxi jujube, with a little wrinkled skin outside, which is good for jumping into the sea.

(2) Although I am fat, I have the strength to work. Although I am thin, I work rhythmically.

Although young and skilled at work, I am not afraid of being tired when I am old.

Don't look at my height, I bend over when climbing mountains and digging holes, don't look at my short height, and correct my mistakes at work immediately.

(3) Singing follows the feeling, and traveling follows the tour guide. Everyone loves each other and walks forward together.

(4) Travel Tips: To be a happy tourist, you should believe in supporting and cooperating with the work of tour guides and drivers.

Don't sleep too much, don't compare too much, don't care too much.

(5) Whether the journey is bitter or not, look at the 25,000-mile long March; Were you tired during the trip? Think about revolutionary veterans.

Whether the journey is sweet or not, happiness costs more; Whether the tour is beautiful or not depends entirely on the mouth of the tour guide.

The art of communication between tour guides and tourists

Be close to tourists and relax naturally; Praise tourists, friendly exchanges; A moderately humorous joke story; Good service and hard work; Service process, neither tight nor loose; Pay attention to details, start and finish; Characteristic service, beyond time and space; Extraordinary service, make up for mistakes and make contributions; Respect the old and love the young, and have a good style; Careful planning, careful planning; Knowledgeable and polite.

Shopping promotion

(1) Too many meetings make people tired, and too much drinking makes people drunk; Gambling in groups is a crime, and tourism consumption is the most affordable.

(2) When the good goods are brought home, the family is both happy and boastful; I'm glad you know this product, but I'm glad you thought of her.

(3) This commodity is a treasure, and its market is really good; He sells Dalian, Changchun and Harbin in the north and Guangzhou, Shanghai and Nanjing in the south;

Crossing the Yangtze River and out of the Yellow River, it has been exported abroad; He sold to Japan, South Korea and Singapore, and also exported to the United States, Brazil and Mexico.

(4) buying landscape paintings to grow a new culture; If you buy watermelon frost, you are not afraid of aphtha; There is nothing interesting in the evening, so you'd better go to the theatre.

If you want to make your family business happy, sell more real wells; Wear gold to show wealth, bring jade to ensure peace; Buy jewelry and run with good luck;

Please stay with me, don't worry about going out; Crafts silver ornaments, decorated with grades; Less likely to lose, it is best to choose Nanzhu;

Drink good tea at ordinary times and absolutely protect your teeth; Often drink good wine and be full of energy.

(5) Guilin landscape can't be taken away. If you want to take it, take Sanhua wine; Seven bottles and eight bottles are not too many. Buy it home and drink it slowly.

(6) It is best to add a few more people to the set meal, and you can get a few tables after tasting the phoenix flavor; Take a bath and watch a movie. Please add a guide to see the scenic spots.

(7) Don't buy a house or land, don't look so carefully; You don't need to report to the leader if you don't buy a plane or a cannon.

(8) It's not a loss to shop around, and seeing more and listening more can't ruin it; A good horse with a good saddle and a good ship with a good sail;

My daughter came back, and I was born useful;

Today's handicrafts, tomorrow's collectibles and entertainment are a little expensive, and life is rare for several sins.

(9) See more and walk more, and be familiar with the scenic spots; You'll be surprised if you experience more.

Planning scenic spots, quality first; Excellent service is the premise of success.

Fully prepared and well planned; Extraordinary service, the pursuit of efficiency.

Frequently add scenic spots with complete information; Auxiliary explanation, lively and interesting.

Full support is particularly important; Add fuel to the fire; Expand the effectiveness.

Add some content with different characteristics; The arrangement is reasonable and the tourists agree.

Plus some rich points, there are several promotions; A variety of combinations, flexible choice.

Because of people and groups, because of time and place; Scientific and reasonable, each has its own arrangements.

The guests are dull and adjust the atmosphere; The guests were very happy and the explanation was vivid.

The tourists are not harmonious, and the explanation is suspended; Change the subject, change the occasion.

Use the topic to guide according to the situation; Flexible and changeable, pay attention to skills.

Simple explanation and strong appeal; A long speech is a burden to tourists.

Metaphor with the old, pay attention to contrast; Get down to business and tell the taste.

places of interest in China

(1) Going to Beijing to see the capital, Zhangjiajie is a feast for the eyes. It's a pity that you didn't come to Zhangjiajie until you reached the Great Wall.

(2) Shanghai at night, Chongqing in fog, Beijing in autumn and Guilin in rain.

(3) enter Guangzhou to observe the front of the car; Fly to Guilin to watch the mountain; Go to the west bank to see the tomb; Visit Beijing to see the Great Wall;

Look at the docks in Tianjin; Hiking and watching the sea source; Visit the Buddha's head in Tibet; Ancient capital Nanjing Guanshi;

Drunk to visit Shanghai to see people's heads; Don't forget the girls in Hangzhou.

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