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Who can give me a tour route of Beijing?

On the first day, I went to Tiananmen Square, then entered the Palace Museum from Tiananmen Gate, and went to Yuanmingyuan in the afternoon. The next day, I went to the Great Wall and the Ming Tombs. On the third day, the Summer Palace was much bigger than the water park. ; On the fourth day, I went to Xidan and Wangfujing. There are many merchants. By the way, I can check my eyes, get a new pair of glasses and change my hairstyle. On the fifth day, I went to the campus of Peking University Tsinghua to feel the feelings, and visited Zhongguancun by the way. On the sixth day, you can go to Shijingshan amusement park to relax. On the seventh day, I visited the Bird's Nest and the Water Cube. Those who are not allowed to enter during the construction period can only enjoy it from a distance. Free activities on the eighth day.

Accommodation: The following hotels in 200 yuan are:

Beijing City Sunshine Hotel (Heping Xiqiao Store) is a new economical hotel in Hepingli area with cheap facilities.

Address: No.3 Heping West Street, Chaoyang District, Beijing

Beijing Tongguan Modern Hotel (Qianmen Store) (economical) is located in the southeast corner of zhushikou intersection, with convenient transportation and cheap price. Address: No.1 1, Xibanbi Street, zhushikou, Beijing (southeast corner of zhushikou intersection).

Beijing City Youth Hostel (Economy) is opposite to Beijing Station, close to Chang 'an Avenue and subway station, with convenient transportation.

Address: Beijing Zhanqian Street 1, Dongcheng District, Beijing

Yilan Hotel Beijing (budget hotel) is located 50 meters southwest of Dongsi Road, next to Sanyou Shopping Mall. Special price 168 yuan Address: No.33 Dongsi South Street, Dongcheng District, Beijing.

Tong Tong Modern Hotel (Hepingli Store) (Economy) An economy hotel with brand-new facilities in Hepingli area, near the Third Ring Road and the subway 13 line, 5 minutes' drive from the International Exhibition Center.

Address: Heping Street/Zone KLOC-0/3/Yard KLOC-0/Chaoyang District, Beijing (500 meters east of Coal Building, east exit of Qingniangou)

Wait, there are many guest houses, and the price is relatively more economical.

Catering: As a metropolis, well-known fast food such as Pizza Hut and McDonald's can be seen everywhere, which is very convenient. But I suggest you try more Beijing snacks, which will definitely satisfy your appetite. Mainly include: Aiwowo, snowballing, candied fruit, shredded ginger, cream fried cake, honey twist, camellia oleifera, inby and so on. Inby in Beijing snacks is loved by men, women and children, and the taste of crispy oil is really enough to eat. Beijingers often like to eat inby when they eat sesame cakes, and they must eat inby when they drink bean juice. Inby is an ancient food, which is more troublesome to make. Because of the low labor efficiency, most restaurants are reluctant to do it, so they are often blocked for a while. When it comes to bombing inby, everyone in Beijing knows that a handsome inby turned out to be a dead Nanlaishun employee. His skill can't compare with that of ordinary people. The fried inby is brown in size, especially fragrant, crisp and crisp. If you put it on the table, it will break with a light touch, and it will never feel hard. To make inby, you need to melt salt, alkali and a little alum in warm water, add water to make flour into dough, then knead the dough repeatedly by hand and put it on the chopping board for 3 hours, then flatten the dough, cut it into strips with a knife, put it on the chopping board, hold one end in one hand and the other end in the other, and roll it into flat pieces with a thickness of about 6 cm. Every two medicines are stacked together, and a knife is cut in the middle with a small fry knife, and both sides cannot be cut through. When the oil is heated to 50%, hold one end of raw inby blank by hand and put it into the oil pan, then spread it out from the middle with chopsticks to make it into a bracelet shape. After shaping, turn over and fry until it is purplish red, and control the oil to become crispy inside. Su Dongpo once wrote a poem in the Song Dynasty, which is said to be the first product advertisement poem in China: "The hand rubs into jade, and the jade is fried into light yellow and deep. It is insignificant to sleep in spring night at night, which makes the beauty hold gold." In the Ming Dynasty, Li Shizhen's "The Valley of Compendium of Materia Medica" also recorded: "The people are short of salt, so they are twisted into a ring and fried." Inby can be stored for ten days and a half months, with the same quality, crisp as ever, and crisp without skin. It has been a favorite food for thousands of years.

Summer in Beijing:

Many old people used to spend the summer under the big tree in front of their house, shaking their cattail leaf fans. Nowadays, summer vacation is no longer simply equivalent to "summer vacation", it has been given a more interesting meaning of life. Summer activities should be wonderful, cool and, more importantly, make this summer extremely happy! Grasp the "sea"

Recommended location: Xiedao Seaview Water Park

Xiedao Seaview Water Park is the largest artificial bathing beach in Beijing, where you can find the feeling of the sea, satisfy your desire to see the sea and play with sand, and get in close contact with the "sea" in hot summer. Wandering on the vast beach, along the long "coastline", listening to the sound of "waves" lapping at the beach, it seems that you are in a real seaside. At night, by the cool sea, looking up at the stars like a chessboard, or playing beach volleyball, football, tug-of-war, treasure hunting, rock climbing and other projects under the light, all these make you feel a little more emotional. In the north of Seascape Paradise, there is the largest surface surfing pool, and there are countless umbrellas on the beach. In the southwest of the surfing pool, water slides, bungee jumping, hot air balloons, waterwheels, waterfalls, go-karts and other projects gather together to make the "beach" in summer more lively.

Address: Xiedao Road 1, Chaoyang District, and buses 359, 4 18 and 735 can all reach it. Time: 9: 00 a.m.-8: 00 p.m. Consumption: full-price ticket 60 yuan/person, child ticket (1.4m or less) 40 yuan/person.

In Beijing, the bar has become a romantic place for fashionistas and tourists, especially those who love the bar atmosphere and indulge in the bar atmosphere in Beijing. They want to immerse themselves in the bars on the streets of Beijing. When Sanlitun talks about Beijing bars, we can't help mentioning Sanlitun, because 70% of bars in Beijing are gathered in this area, and Sanlitun North Street is the most famous one. The bar here is famous for all kinds of performances and live performances. Every night, different bands come to the bar to perform and become a paradise for carnival. Shichahai is the gentlest place in Beijing. There is water, boats, bridges, bars and people, but not much. The bar here is very different from the bar in Sanlitun. The band performs very little, and most of them are quiet bars, which are most suitable for people who like to sit in bars and drink and chat quietly. So there are often many big-name stars here. The bars in Chaoyang Park have developed rapidly, mainly because of the appeal of rolling stones. Unlike other places, most bars in Chaoyang Park are run by foreigners, so they are more exotic and homesick, and some senior white-collar workers and foreigners consume here. In fact, there used to be many bars in Haidian District of Zhongguancun, most of which were at the East Gate of Peking University, Chengfu Road, Wudaokou, Xueyuan Road and Xizhimen. Because in the university area, most of these bars do business with students, and the guests and services are mainly students. Later, the influence was great, and nightclub people flocked to it. But now many bars in these places have disappeared because of road reconstruction. Geographically, the Workers Stadium and Sanlitun are separated by only one road, but their styles and customer groups are obviously different. The Workers Stadium not only has various performances, but also many quiet bars. For example, Havana Bar, which is famous for Latin dance, is a unique style. The waiters here wear straw hats and casual shirts, and their hips dance to the music when delivering food. This textured rave makes people in nightclubs feel particularly hot.

The mantra of Beijingers-Practice.

This is the most expressive word in Beijing dialect. It means dry, but the artistic conception is much richer than dry. In the early days, performing arts on the overpass was called "practicing routines", and in the early days of reform and opening up, it was called "practicing stalls" The two men fought over a trivial matter, and the onlookers would say, "Hey!" "Doing" is a big thing, "practicing" is a small thing. But one day, I suddenly found that "practice" is everywhere. A friend, whom I haven't seen for many days, suddenly met him on the road and asked him, "What are you busy with recently?" The other party will casually answer: "I have practiced in a company and done several businesses." I also practiced a composition when I was free, which will be published next month. "It feels like an absurd novel, where a cylinder is buried in a certain state. To promote the word "practice", what is important is this feeling: understatement, treating everything as informal, dispelling the utilitarian purpose of "doing" and turning ordinary into noble. If you think about it carefully, the vacancy caused by the inappropriate rhetoric is simply amazing. This aesthetic utility, in other words, is called cynicism.

Finally, I wish you a good time! High explodes every nerve!