What are some humorous sentences about high oil prices?

1, let's not meet again. The high price of oil makes our poor life worse.

2, the oil price is very expensive, so is poetry and distance. In short, 95 is full, which makes me lose myself!

3, long is long, the oil price is too expensive to add, change to ride a small electric donkey.

The oil price is too expensive to drive, so I'd better take the subway.

5, now the oil price is too expensive to drive, and as a result, I feel carsick after taking the bus for two days.

6, the oil price is too expensive, Honda brand cars can hardly afford to drive, all Honda brands are small.

7, the oil price is really too expensive, more than 500 a week can not afford to burn!

8. The oil price is too expensive now. In the past, a box of oil was filled with about 360 yuan, but now it is almost impossible to refuel with 4 18.