Non-mainstream jokes

First, the weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Second, parents fool their children to call education, children fool their parents to call deception, and fool each other to call the generation gap.

If I throw you into the tiger cage, the tigers won't dare to eat you. They all think you have a bad tooth.

Four, go to the supermarket to check out, the cashier said: no change, find some plastic bags for you.

I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

6. Although he came to Lai 'an, he was warm and white, but he didn't see the elegant demeanor of Qin terracotta warriors at all.

Seven, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

Eight, the owner is away. Where have you been? Just, just don't tell you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

Nine, when you see through, pretend not to see through.

Ten, women don't think that they can not study because they are good, and men don't think that they can grow ugly because they read well.

Eleven, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again.

Twelve, you are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

Thirteen, Confucius' father was almost 70 years old when he was born, while Confucius' mother was only 17 years old. It seems that at the age of 70, I have to find a girl of 17 and have a Confucius. ...

Fourteen, the purpose of seeing a doctor: going in and out of the stomach.

Fifteen, what makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

XVI. I sent a message to 10086. I love Jerry Lee. Please reply. Everything will be fine. All shall be well.

Seventeen, skipping classes too much, I wanted to go to class yesterday, and I met my teacher. The teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I've grown so big.

The teacher said that participation is the most important thing, so I take every exam, regardless of the score.

You have the right to remain silent, but we will keep you silent soon.

Twenty, it is said that you are cruel. You are lying opposite the theater, occupying four seats. When someone calls you up, you only hum twice. The security guard came, and he said, friends are tough enough. Where are you? You gnashed your teeth and said, I fell down the aisle upstairs!

2 1. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

Twenty-two, my mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore.

Twenty-three, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

26. Try not to make noise if you can do it. Try not to leave anyone alive!

Talk about non-mainstream space, non-mainstream

9, life, do not need to be prosperous, just plain enough, pain without words is a kind of wisdom, smile without words is an open-minded. Only by tasting the pain can we cherish the happiness that we ignore; Without pain, the feast of life will be dull; Without the ordinary, the picture of life is shallow.

10, one day you will know that buses run every 5 minutes and subways run every 7 minutes. Some people have things to do, and this is the only thing in life.

1 1. Everyone has their own light time, which may be a long summer, an afternoon, a roof, a clear stream and a wild flower.

12, a wonderful feeling is that once a stranger suddenly became your whole world.

13, life is a series of lessons. The question is whether you give others lessons or others give you lessons. Life is not long, as long as you try your best, you don't have to regret it, let alone regret it. In a person's life, no one is proud of everything and has scenery everywhere. Tell yourself, be indifferent, relax, keep a normal heart in the process of life, be indifferent and simple, and you will be happy.

14, in the same way, different people say, will he speak warmer than me? Malfoy

15, learn to pay, in order to harvest happiness; Only by knowing how to pay can we get more rewards. Happiness is magical, it won't get less and less, it will only get more and more. Don't care too much about everything, don't be too narrow-minded, facilitate others and give people happiness.

Talk about non-mainstream

1, don't treat everyone around you as friends. Because not everyone regards you as a friend. 2. Do you know what humor is? Humor is the impulse to laugh when you cry.

I often eat garlic, onion and radish in order to cultivate my aura. Since then, I have been full of aura.

After this village, there is this store, because it is a branch.

Sometimes, I don't blink, I just don't want my tears to flow so simply.

You said you wouldn't look back and it wouldn't rain again.

7. No mistake can be immortal. Immortal is a heart that repeats mistakes over and over again.

If you are happy with her, I will wish you happiness, too.

9. My biggest wish now is that the headmaster and teacher will die soon.

10, I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the excrement in your eyes yesterday.

1 1. You don't want anything. What smile can I give you?

12. Will the word happiness never belong to me?

13, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

14, loneliness replaces happiness, smile is despair, and death is liberation.

15, for me, I don't need how powerful my man is, I need him to reject all women for me.

16, you once believed in this oath, but you can turn around and abandon it.

17, no amount of effort and compromise can repair and fill the vacancy.

18, tears are meaningless and futile liquids, and people who shed tears are stupid and pathetic.

19, the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

20. Even Oreo's sandwich has his lonely moments.

2 1. Everything is primitive at birth, but sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

22. His smile bloomed all over the world, leaving me heartbroken in the corner.

23. If this thing smells, it is the sweetness and safety of camphor.

24, dad doesn't hurt, mom doesn't love, and the quilt turns over.

25, cruel and prosperous struggle youth, ambiguous realistic love game.

26, more precious than baby, even if it is mean, it will occupy you.

27. Trust is not given by others, but earned by yourself!

28. God spreads wisdom all over the world, so you brought an umbrella.

29. Should we cry or forget first?

30. Friend, tell me what you are unhappy about! Make everyone happy and open non-mainstream pictures to be happy.

3 1, not a social person, actually talking about society.

32. Silence is an excuse for fear? Giggling is an unfair reason?

33. It's like cutting off the tail, how many times do you repeat it?

You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

I don't regret the person I once loved deeply.

36. Dad said: Eat less of your own and others'.

37. Don't think that you are really beautiful just because I call you a beauty. I just need to dress up and talk to you, and make sure it's your honor!

38, life is like a dream, the years are ruthless, suddenly looking back, only to find that people are alive is a mood.

39. I just like the way you look, and I don't like biting me.

40. I want to say sorry to you, for fear that I will miss you later.

4 1, I saw you in your world, not as painful as you once said.

42. Since you changed your deskmate, my heart hurts. No one will help me stop the teacher in the future.

43. I can only watch you leave. I want to ask you if you are happy now, but I am afraid to hear the answer. I'm afraid those unforgettable memories will be forgotten.

44, eldest brother, when did you go to bed last night! You don't even know that someone is playing you.

45. If you love, you will be crazy. If you do not love, please be strong.

I don't even believe in punctuation!

47. There are still some problems I don't understand in this era. Baidu toolbar is always open.

48, feelings, really can't be bound by words.

49. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

50. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

5 1. As long as the deep-rooted love between us is still there, no matter how many storms we experience, we can't do without love.

52. I sang those love songs for you. There is no right or wrong.

53. Be sure to live well, grow old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.

54. Is your passion forcing me to commit a crime?

55. Looking at the memories of the past that have been preserved, I realized that I was so stupid.

56. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

57. I think you have 13. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

Facing the unbearable weight, I can only say to myself that eating is a blessing.

I naively thought that you had come back to me, only to find that you were thinking about her all the time.

I can recognize your voice at a glance and see through your back at a glance, because you are unique to me.

6 1. On a starry night, the moon feels lonely.

Don't call me arrogant, I just don't deal with animals.

63. I always can't guess what you are thinking, and your mood is always fluctuated by small things.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

65. Loneliness means living with someone you can't dig up anymore.

66. Are you shameless? Do you think everyone in the world is your mother? Everyone loves you!

67. You are so fond of antagonizing me. I'm still alive. Go to hell.

68. You said you wanted me to forget. Why should I remember?

69. Simplicity is true, and plainness is bliss.

70. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

7 1, betraying false promises, only waiting for a passerby.

72. You listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over.

73. Play a trick on me and I'll slap your face!

74. Don't ask me why I don't love you, just because I promised another person to love her for ten thousand years in my last life.

Please remember that you have lost someone who doesn't appreciate you. He lost someone who liked him so much. Anyway, you deserve it.

76, like a person, always smile for him; Love a person and always cry for him.

Even if you don't miss anyone, it's a lonely comfort to kneel down and hug yourself.

78. What is marriage? For women, it's just a dependence, for men, it's just a responsibility, that's all.

79. Humans are accompanied by wild animals, and pain and happiness coexist.

80. I feel useless. Struggle for more than 20 years, no money and no spending.

8 1, some people say that the year with the most tears is called fleeting time.

82. I am not as gentle as you think, but I will learn to let go slowly.

83. As long as you call me, I will be in the grave, and there will be a force to stand up and walk with you.

84. I love you until the news broadcast finale.

85. We were inundated with people and missed it again and again.

86, winter vacation homework is: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

87. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings.

88. It's no use being with me. You have the ability to hang out. Afraid of being a puppy outside, haha.

89. You and she have plenty of sunshine, and I have plenty of hysterical crying.

90. The tenderness you gave me turned into pain.

9 1, you can stick a door to ward off evil spirits, and you can use contraception in bed.

When you look down on me, you are a chicken in my eyes!

93, my world doesn't need too many people to understand, let you understand, then come on!

94. Buddha is the heart, Tao is the bone, Confucianism is the table, and the world is generous. Skills in hand, you can be in it, thinking in your head, and live calmly.

95, TMD understands now, this life is a pit, and it will only get deeper and deeper!

96. Don't say it easily. If you agree, it is a kind of responsibility or a kind of harm.

97. When you see others holding hands, you hold the dog.

98. After all, what we want is not sudden love, but eternal warmth.

99. Why do you call those ungrateful people dogs? Loyal enough to say that you are a dog, first ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!

100, I like the rain at home. Especially heavy rain.

10 1. Write love you forever at the end of the poem. You are the only thing I want to know.

102, I can't write too many comedy plots in the story with you. It's that bleak picture.

103, if you delete it, don't add it. If you add it, you won't say love.

104, is there a moment that can make me not sad?

105, people are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live.

106, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

107, draw a red line and decide your life; Who meets who falls madly in love with themselves.

108, if one day I leave, will you wait for me as I wait for you?

109 We always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not smile.

1 10 When my hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

1 1 1. Work hard and marry a man who loves himself.

1 12, my world has not seen the sun for a long time, which makes people feel inexplicably depressed.

1 13, one person is happy, two people live, and three people live to death.

1 14, the most important part of the blank is to leave me automatically.

1 15. In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.

Non-mainstream talk about daquan

Non-mainstream talk about Daquan 1, your smile warms the whole winter.

2, dear, even in spring, there will be leaves!

I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.

4, love makes people progress, and marriage is strange.

If you still love me on graduation day, I will marry you.

My eyes are crying for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her.

I'd rather pretend to be free and easy than be humble and demanding.

8. Sensitization does not mean injury, but injury is bound to be sensational.

9. Unreasonable love, you and me without ending.

10, I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

1 1, the breach of contract is not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

12, you will never understand my sadness, just like the darkness of day and night.

13, I want to say I love you, but I'm the only one left in the end.

14, the antonym of success is not failure, but doing nothing

There are many women in the world, and I am the only one like me.

16, life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

17, I didn't know that you made my heart beat, but I felt that you made my heart ache after knowing.

18, I still like the unsent messages in your mobile phone.

19, I've always wanted to ask you if you love me? The opening is always you, okay?

20. The day I met you was the happiness of my life.

2 1, the happiness I want is actually to hear your voice every day.

22. In the years when I refused to take a curtain call, let love bloom forever.

23. I'm going back to earth. You should find a Martian to live a good life.

24. Things were true and false, but you are all true.

25. Everyone is a puppet in love. Some people like it, others are worried.

26. You will live next door to my house in the next life. I have no childhood friends.

27, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.

28. I am always immersed in my own thoughts and can't hear what others say.

29. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

30. Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you are standing by yourself.

3 1, not meeting doesn't mean not missing, not contacting is just to cover up the attachment.

32, received some text messages, or eat together, indicating that there are still friends to be jealous;

33. Our pain comes from love, but our happiness also comes from love.

In fact, narcissists are smart, because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.

I'm sorry, I've been deceiving myself. It turns out that I have always loved you.

36. At least others have memories to remember, but I have no memories.

37. I was unprepared for her appearance, and that love left unconsciously.

38. Not everyone can ask why, not everyone can say sorry.

39. It turns out that love never leaves, but I remember you but forget it.

40. It's not that there is no long-term love, but that I haven't found anyone who can stay together for a long time.

4 1, love is not a refuge. If you want to go in for refuge, you will be driven out.

42. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back at that sentence, that person still disdained me.

43. What's hidden in a ruthless smile? Actually, I am very tired, very tired, very tired.

44. When the sun shines and the breeze blows, all the boiling feelings will turn into clear air.

45. Those who don't know how to be satisfied, please don't use tears to pay homage to the feelings that don't know how to be satisfied.

46. In front of everyone, even if you are wrong, you can only laugh on your back.

47. Some people talk a thousand words but end in vain, while others remain silent for a hundred years.

48. You say thank you, I say you're welcome. We are strangers and need to be so polite.

49. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.

Incredibly, even though he broke your heart, you still love him with a broken heart.

5 1, what we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

52. Love is broken, I can't tie it, try to let go, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.

53. People are destined to meet two people in their life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

Without a beautiful appearance, no one will care about your beautiful heart at all. That is the reality.

55. Love is a flower growing on the edge of a cliff. You must have the courage to choose it.

56. True love needs the love and desire of both sides, which can only be achieved because of fate, not what you want.

57. Now I understand that one can be sad. No emotion, no language, no expression.

58. The saddest thing in the world is not to visit never say goodbye when two people love each other the most.

Happiness is like the shadow behind you, you can't catch it, but it will always follow you as long as you go forward.

60. It's sweet when I miss you. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.

6 1, the boat of my heart is sailing to the sea of your heart. Please don't blame the ship for overloading, because it is full of love.

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again. .

63. In this world, even in the loneliest corner, there will be sunshine of love. Where there is love, there is heaven.

Before jumping off a building, make sure there are passers-by below. It's okay to commit suicide, but don't pull the mat before you die.

65. I hope that your name and I can be written together forever, whether on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone of the funeral.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

67. I am always so worthless. I come to your space every day, and then delete my visit record affectedly. I want to slap myself.

No matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily. The next stop may not be better than mine.

69. My love for you has been integrated into my bone marrow, and nothing can shake my determination to love you. Because of you, I love you because of love!

70. The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you want to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use.

7 1, loving you is so inexplicable, so unswerving, I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

72. Not every girl can experience so much deception and exaggeration as Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.

73. It doesn't matter if you lose it. If you miss it, you miss it. Don't care too much. If it is strong enough, it can be picked up even if it is scattered all over the floor.

74. In the early morning, the breeze blows the curtains and dances, and the lonely figure reveals the illusion of loneliness through the curtains. Thousands of thoughts are extraordinarily quiet in the silent morning.

75. You know, you can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

76. When love comes, it is of course happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

77. Give you a happy sun and drive away the haze of your troubles; Send you a gentle moon and romantic your charming eyes; Freeze for a moment to verify that true water is odorless and true love is speechless. Love you.

78. I made a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!

79. If you love me, you won't want me to hurt you secretly. If you love me, you won't want me to run around and be tired; If you love me, you won't want me to be sick and haggard; If you love me, you can't bear my pain and depression; Love me and you will give me happiness!

80. So far, I have no intention of giving up. My heart determines how long I can persist and how long I can persist. I really don't know. What matters most is the most beautiful scenery. What hurts the most is always the truest feelings.

8 1, years are ruthless, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I can't see you every day, I miss you every minute. Send a message to chat with you and pick up this bridge, so I can't see you every day. I have to say I miss you. I miss you every day.

82. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends out bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget the things that once crossed.