Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Tik Tok's incisive copy.

Tik Tok's incisive copy.

1. What little suckling dog, little German shepherd, old country dog ... It's unnecessary to describe a man in such a mess, just one word, dog.

2. You can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you always deserve to jump into a pit.

3. Life is neither too long nor too short. Do what you like, and stop expecting anyone. Love is nothing, and getting rich is the most important thing.

4. Everyone has his own bottom line, above which I can tolerate, but once the touch is in place, there is only something you can't think of, and there is nothing I can't do.

5. Eat well, sleep well, and make yourself excellent. Dump the garbage in your heart regularly, and everything will pass.

6. clubbing, tattooing, getting bored and getting drunk all seem cool. In fact, these things are not difficult at all. You can do them as long as you are willing to do them. What is cooler should be those things that are not easy to do, such as reading, making money, exercising and loving someone with your heart.

7. Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

8. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change anyway. Don't hold back your illness.

9. Every time someone attacks me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless at such a lovely me.

1. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good deeds, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad deeds. We are too embarrassed for ghosts.

11. When someone swears that they really love you, don't be too happy. You swore to be a scientist when you were a child.

12. If you are sad, don't listen to songs that disturb your mood. If you are hungry, eat. If you are afraid of the dark, don't stay in the dark. You are always alone. Don't embarrass yourself.

13. Either be a running beast and drink bullets to survive, or be a patient plant and ignore the pain.

14. When the pain comes, don't always ask, "Why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

15. Liking someone probably means caring about everything and forgiving everything. Disliking someone probably means not willing to give him half of the spicy food.

16. Don't care too much about other people's eyes. Just remember that you don't live for others, you do it for yourself.

17. Ninety-nine percent of funerals are idle. They are idle, have no money, have no goals, and feel very tired after being anxious all day.

18. When you are struggling with whether to post a circle of friends, wait five minutes and look again, and you will find out what you just wanted to say.