A copywriter who died laughing when he was a child

Recently, we have seen many copywriters who died laughing when they were children. It's unforgettable. The following is a copy that died of laughter when I was a child. Welcome to read!

1, "When I was a child, I stole a box of coffee, but my mother found that I couldn't sleep for a week, laughing myself to death, and I was not sleepy at all."

2. "When I was a child, I stole a box of Meng, and my mother found out that I was not allowed to Meng. I can't stop laughing. "

3. "I ate ten bottles of laxatives when I was a child, and my mother punished me not to go to the toilet. I laughed so hard that I couldn't hold back. "

4. "When I was a child, I stole a bottle of 502. My mother made me admit my mistake and laughed to death. I can't open my mouth at all. "

5. "When I was a child, I stole a box of painkillers. My dad swept me with AK angrily and laughed to death. It didn't hurt at all. "

6. "When I was a child, I stole three boxes of snowflakes and my mother kicked me out of the house. I laughed to death and never went home to brave the world again. "

7. "When I was a child, I was deaf. My mother scolded me all day and laughed to death. I can't hear you at all. "

8. "When I was a child, I stole a box of Dove and my mother found it. My mother tried to catch me and hit me. I laughed so hard that I couldn't catch it. Dove likes the silky feeling. "

9. "When I was a child, I secretly ate a box of ibuprofen, and my mother found out that I had beaten it. I laughed to death and it didn't hurt at all."

10, "When I was a child, I ate ten cans of Laoganma, and my mother found out. I was punished for eating only white rice, and I laughed to death. Not bad at all. "

1 1, "When I was a child, I ate plums. My mother found that I was almost killed and laughed to death. This is nothing at all. "

12, "When I was a child, I was found by the class teacher and was punished. I'm not allowed to have sex in the future. I can't do it at all. "

13, "I want to go out to play with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day, and I laughed so hard that I couldn't dig it out on the screen."

14, "I was scolded by my mother when I was a child, and I am not allowed to find an object in the future. I smiled and couldn't find it at all. "

15, "I ate rat poison at home when I was a child, and my mother found it. She took me to the hospital and died laughing. "

16, "When I was a child, I secretly ate a box of Snickers, and my mother punished me for not eating for a week. I laughed to death and was not hungry at all."

17, "When I was a child, my family gave me a red envelope and let me grab it slowly, so that my younger brother and sister could not get it at all."

18, "When I was a child, I secretly drank a cup of Kaiseru, and my stomach hurt and I took a shit. I laughed so hard that I couldn't finish laughing. "

19, "When I was a child, I went to Canada, and my mother asked me to wait until my uncle came back. I laughed so hard that Canadian men don't go home at all. "

20. "I always had a bad cough when I was a child. My mother used medicine as a laxative and laughed to death. I pulled a pair of pants when I coughed. "

2 1, "I stole a poster from Jaco, and my mother found out that I was going to burn it, and I laughed so hard that I didn't burn it at all."

22. "When I was a child, I stole other people's knives and electric cars and was chased by others. I missed it for three days and nights. I laughed to death. Nice knife, I can run without electricity. "

23. "I want to send you a red envelope and try 5 loan apps. I smiled and totally disapproved. "

24. "When I was a child, I stole papaya milk. After my mother found out, she was forced to wear a bra every day. I laughed so hard that I couldn't stand it. "

25. "When I was a child, I ate a bag of Want Want spree. The dog on the other side barked at me and laughed to death, but I couldn't scream at all."

26. "My mother said my room was like a garbage dump. Isn't it just living in a garbage dump? "

27. "When I was a child, I drank a box of Wang Laoji and went to the crematorium. I laughed to death and was not angry at all. "

28. "I was caught cheating, and my mother told me to break up. I laughed so hard that I couldn't finish talking."

29. "When I was a child, I drank five boxes of six walnuts. My mother knew that it was not difficult for me to do the Olympic math problem, and she laughed to death."

30. "When I was a child, I was chased by my dad for three days and three nights, and I laughed to death. My energy is beyond your imagination. "