Post humorous comments about dogs

Sending humorous stories about dogs to everyone!

1. As time goes by and my heart is kind, there will eventually be someone who can accompany me to walk the dog, drink and go around.

2. What I love most is puppies, they are much more reliable than some people.

3. Ever since I got a dog, my dressing style has regressed directly to the middle school level, because no matter what I wear, the dog will immediately pounce on me.

4. Growing flowers, raising dogs, cooking and sleeping with the people I like is my ideal life in the future.

5. I really like dogs! But I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to raise my own well, so I devoted myself to petting other people’s dogs.

6. I am really exhausted since I got a dog. I take it out every day. I don’t walk the dog, but it walks me.

7. I am a dog owner again! Although I vowed never to have a dog again in my life, I am so happy to have a dog!

8. Most young couples in love like to keep dogs.

9. I would prefer a boy who keeps a dog to a boy who keeps a cat, because I don’t want you to have two very clingy species.

10. A dog is man’s best friend, and a dog’s best friend is another dog. Talking about respect is difficult for dogs.

11. Walking the dog and listening to music alone in the park is simply the happiest moment of my day.

12. Every time I visit the night market, a pet shop will message me on WeChat on my phone. My wife loves dogs so much!

13. I have a dog with a severe Oedipus complex. Why do I like raising dogs? Because he is always by my side when I need company.

14. Now I love dogs whenever I see them. I love all dogs. The second thing I will do when I have money in the future is to raise a dog.

15. Dogs are mankind’s loyal friends, and dog lovers have a delicate heart! 16. I like watching cats and dogs more and more, and I want to be alone more and more. It seems that confiding without feedback makes me more comfortable. I don’t know what’s wrong, maybe it’s too leisurely.

17. I especially like to chat with dogs. My dog ??will lie on me and listen to my chat.

18. I really like corgis! Why so cute! Although the legs are short, her butt looks so cute when she runs!

19. You have liked dogs for so many years. Have you changed? Do you still like dogs as always?

20. The air is filled with the smell of osmanthus. This season is quite suitable for walking the dog alone.

21. My favorite smell is the shower gel after my dog ??takes a bath plus the smell of dog fur. It’s super comfortable and healing to bury your face in it.

22. I used to feel lonely alone, but now I am much happier with a dog.

23. There are roughly two types of dog owners. One is those who really like dogs, and the other is those who are unhappy with some people and things in life and want to keep a dog for entertainment.

24. Dogs are man’s most loyal friends. Don’t hurt any puppy.

25. Ever since I got a dog. Many dogs like to play with me. I stay bored in the hospital every day and go downstairs for a walk. This dog keeps following me. Too cute too.

26. Although we can’t communicate, it can understand my mood.

27. Before you take me home, please remember that my life span is about ten to fifteen years. If you leave me, it will be my greatest pain.

28. I like cats and dogs. I am not ready to raise them now. I hope to raise a cat and dog with my old man when I grow old.

29. We can raise many dogs, but we only have one owner of a dog, so we must treat it well. 30. Shiba Inu is very popular in Japan and is a small dog.

It is a dog with a gentle and obedient personality that even girls will like.

31. Every time I think about whether I like cats or dogs more, I actually prefer dogs more.

32. If a dog loves you, he will love you forever, no matter what you do, what happens, or how much time you go through.

33. I like cats and dogs, but I have always been confused about whether to get a dog or a cat. After much deliberation, it turns out that one cat and one dog is the best.

34. People who don’t own dogs will never understand the joy of raising dogs. They are enthusiastic, innocent, cute, and clingy little goblins who can make you a happy child at any time.

35. Some people always think that other people’s dogs can eat it, so my dog ??can eat it too. Really, if you raise a dog, don’t feed it randomly, you will regret it if something happens!

Posting humorous stories about dogs, I hope everyone likes it!