Humorous sentences praising women's beauty

1. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is a diamond, a wise woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you! I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha. There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women. 6. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper. 7. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell. 8. See if you stop looking at beautiful women. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase! 9. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is hidden by you. 10, smart as ice and snow, distinguished. 1 1. If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful. 12. If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: you are elegant. 13, if a girl is neither beautiful nor temperament, you praise him: you are cute. 14, if a girl looks neither beautiful nor temperament, nor cute, praise her: you look very distinctive. 15. If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river. 16, I know you are angry. Every time you are angry, I am so scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay? 17, you are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which makes men deeply admire you. 18 Although we often quarrel and say angry words to you, I still love you very much in my heart. 19, if I were your girlfriend, I would give you enough face in front of your buddies, and then calculate how many feet and scratches you owe me behind your back. 20. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning. 2 1, you are a bit like the moon in the sky and a twinkling star. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty. 22. This is a doomed game. No one has a happy and warm ending. As you go further and further, my heart gradually loses the oxygen of happiness. 23. Your sweet smile is like a spring flower. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby! 24. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart. 25. You snuck in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky. 26, birthday wishes you, merits chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease hides you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, everything is up to you! Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 28. Far away, I look at your back. Your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, just like a quiet mountain pouring down from a mountain stream. Waterfalls. 29. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I find them very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes. 30. My eyes are with you where I can see you; My heart is with you where I can't see you. Don't go too far, or you will tire my heart out! 3 1, Wife: Thank you for every meal you cooked for me and every dress you washed. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time! Happy birthday, dear! 32. The sun burns for you, the moon rises for you and the stars twinkle for you. I have been standing for a long time because of you, and I don't want to leave. I just want to stay with you until the end of my life. 33. My weather forecast: The days without you are cloudy, the days without you are raining cats and dogs, and the days with you are sunny. If I can stay with you often, there will be no cloudy days from now on. 34. I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day in your life is full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. Love you forever, love you forever. 35, can you let me into your heart, I will listen to your heart; Can you keep me in your heart, I want to protect you all my life; Dear, let's cherish each other and never part! 36. If you are rice, I am a happy mouse; If you are a mung bean, I am a sentimental bastard. If you are a swan and I am an enthusiastic toad, I will say three words to you loudly: ga ga! Humorous sentences praising the beauty of women 2 1. You are gentle, and your smile drives me crazy. You are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen. I can't describe your beauty in all my words. You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you. You are not only beautiful, but also more beautiful. 6. Not a country, as long as it is 7. No matter how many girls there are in the world, I only have you in my heart. 8. Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me. 9. If you don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will be long, and thousands of words can't describe your goodness. 1 1. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it even more 12. The earth is still turning and the world is still changing. And I will love you forever. 13. Every night with you, I am no longer lonely. 14. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty. 15, you came in skipping. A red coat, tied tightly with a belt, looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky. 16, the orange suit is naturally open, revealing red and white sweaters and lake blue tights, which set off slender legs, which is both sloppy and beautiful. Your costume is a success! 17, although you are slender and petite, you are very powerful and truly spiritual! 18, spring flowers and autumn moon, is a scene sung by poets, but my feeling about it is very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes. 19, you are so beautiful, like a lyric poem. You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. What impressed me most was your clear eyes like a lake, and your long flashing eyelashes. I like asking, caring and greeting. 20, green willows, how can you compare with your hair; How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever. 2 1. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time. 22, waterfall-like long hair, elegant dress, standard oval face, smart almond eyes, that kind of steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be careful. 23. I just need a harbor where I can rest. 24. I miss you every day. 25. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me? 26. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! ! I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. 28. Since you appeared, I have realized that it is so beautiful to have someone to love me. 29. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness. My love for you will not change until the end of the world. 3 1. For you, rain or shine, think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like the warm sun in early spring and praise the beautiful humor of women. 3 1. You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful. 2. How long can it take to convince people with color? Her voice is soft and euphemistic, her expression is charming, her eyes are bright and her teeth are white and greasy. She is really a stunning beauty. You did all the good things with your face. A woman in her thirties is like running water, quiet but not arrogant, with waves but not impetuous. 6. Picking lotus in the late Qing Dynasty. 7, my fair lady, a gentleman is good. 8. I found you at a glance in the crowd. I dare not say that you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say that you are the best among them. 9. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty. 10, the former hibiscus flowers have become grass with broken roots. 1 1, hibiscus is not as good as beauty, and the water temple is fragrant. 12, you are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it flies like a small butterfly. It's beautiful and the color is soft. 13, although the shoulder slips, the clavicle is really beautiful. 14, your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright! 15, people are like the moon, and their wrists are frozen with frost and snow. 16, hired more than thirteen people, and cardamom was the first in early February. In Yangzhou, the spring breeze blows all over Sanli Long Street. With beaded curtains, no one can match her beauty. 17, that tall and sturdy figure, elegant and charming manner, especially that raven hair, has an indescribable charm. 18, why are you so annoyed! I can't get enough of it. 19, in your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity. 20, the clouds want to dress beautifully, and the spring breeze blows the threshold. 2 1, that woman is a young and beautiful woman, but she looks only 2034 years old. When she smiles, she is coquettish and gorgeous. 22, snow without a trace, love is endless! Snow is invisible, love is a shadow! In winter, the snow is very small; Love comes, love goes. After winter, snow water; Love remains, love lasts forever! 23. Guess what I want to eat? Watching you in a daze. 24, try to avoid their slender petite figure, speak softly, but very powerful, this is the real spiritual beauty! 25. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling. 26. Do you know why I am so active? Because my heart breaks for you all the time. 27, the sleeves are fragrant, red and autumn smoke. 28. The skin is like frozen fat and the face is like white jade. 29. The buttons of clothes are used for fastening, not tools for your crime. 30. People who say the stars look good must have never seen your eyes. 3 1, a woman in her thirties is as elegant as blue, as quiet as daffodils, as pure as lilies. 32. In your rosy youth, you gave up the importance of hats and chariots and chose pine trees and clouds; Now whitehead. The girl he saw had a oval face, long eyes, fair skin, beautiful appearance, slim figure and slim figure. Cupid told me that love is fate, love is touching, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, and love is a lifelong commitment! 35. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the love words of birds only praise you.