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Don't talk about the virtue of wealth theory.

1 There are thousands of buildings in Ande, which makes all the poor people in the world very happy.

2. Make others comfortable. It doesn't matter if there is no happiness. It is also comfortable to see others get a happy life.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

4, happiness is happiness, a person can find happiness from everyday ordinary life, is happier than others.

5. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of rain and shine. This is an ancient tragedy. I hope that people will be beautiful for a long time.

6. Loyal love fills my heart, and I can't estimate the wealth I enjoy.

7. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

8. Happiness always exists in the restless pursuit of human beings, not in harmony and stability.

9. The greatest happiness that everyone can get is one of the greatest happiness that everyone can get.

10, the purpose of all human efforts is to obtain happiness.

1 1, only the happiness of all mankind is your happiness.

12, the more happiness is shared with others, the more its value increases.

13, as long as you have a reasonable thing to do, your life will be particularly beautiful.

14, it is a myth to want to get happiness without paying any price.

Man's true perfection lies not in what he has, but in what he is.

16, when you are happy, don't lose the virtue that makes you happy.

17, treat other people's happiness as your own happiness, give flowers to others and keep thorns for yourself.

18, personal pain and happiness must be integrated into the pain and happiness of the times.

19, do you want to be a happy person? I hope you learn to suffer first.

20. Happiness has neither tomorrow nor yesterday. It neither misses the past nor looks forward to the future. It's only now.

Fan Yu

Mortal wisdom _ "Seven bottom lines for being a woman" 1 I can play dumb, but don't think I'm really stupid; You can lie to me, but if I know, please get as far away as possible; If you don't take me seriously, I will; 4 don't be a third party, even if you like it again; I can accept any truth; 6 I am not without temper, but I don't lose my temper easily; I can tolerate it, but don't exceed my bottom line.

Remember: no matter how expensive the house is, you just sleep in the bed. No matter how good the car is, you still have to issue a ticket for speeding. No matter how expensive the bag is, it just has one more function to show off wealth than the plastic bag. No matter how beautiful other people's wives are, they will become old ladies one day. No matter how rich other husbands are, they don't love you as much as poor husbands. Don't forget your happiness in pursuit of what you don't have. Happiness lies in contentment!

What is a true friend? People ask: What is a friend? The Zen master showed that there are four kinds of friends: one is like a flower, which is full of enthusiasm when it is gorgeous and discarded when it is withered. Er Ru scale, when carrying heavy things, its head is low, and when carrying light things, its head leans back. Three mountains are like mountains, and you can climb high and look far, sending shade into the shade. As flat as the ground, a seed is harvested and silently endured. People looked down and suddenly realized: how to treat friends, you will meet friends, and friends are like mirrors.

"Philosophical Notes" 1, when the gas is not harmonious, talk less, and what you say will be gone; Don't do things when your heart is not smooth, you will fail. 2. Don't be imaginary, do it, or complain if you don't do it; Don't make a promise easily, you will pay your wish, otherwise you will become a debt if you don't pay it. 3, everything is said, see what you think; Everything is a test. Try how hard you work. 4. Those who are satisfied are rich, usually superior, nothing is immortal, and those who are unintentional are sacred. I want to smile naturally, and I will definitely put it down when I see it.

Don't judge others by your own standards, and don't look at people with colored glasses. Because everyone has his own preferences, personality and life value. What you don't like is not bad. To borrow a word: the types of creatures are gradually decreasing, while the types of people are gradually increasing. No matter who or what, existence is reasonable. You don't have to be disgusted, but learn to look at the world with appreciation.

I pray you, God, to love the lamb you have chosen. Because today's society is full of temptations, if I don't come to you often, I will easily get involved in crimes: jealousy, vanity, arrogance, exaggeration, competition, and so on. Lord, I am often weak. Please strengthen my confidence and perseverance to restrain myself and lead me to ask you for help every day. In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, amen!

Four inner qualities that women should learn 1. Learn to be confident. In this fiercely competitive society, women who feel sorry for themselves have gradually lost the market. 2, learn to be noble, the nobleness of a woman does not mean that she is in a prominent position, but a noble mentality; 3. Be kind and accessible. Goodwill here refers to the gentleness of women; 4, doing things with opinions, women are often more emotional than rational, which is the fatal weakness that hinders women's development.

For what you can't get, you just avoid or divert your attention. If you fail in one thing and you believe in another, nothing can change you. You stand in front of me, sometimes so indifferent, sometimes so silent, as if exposing a little of your personality is the biggest betrayal of yourself. I know I can't change you, so I left you. Ondajie's English lover

Buddhist Zen 1, think of others first, think of yourself first. 2. Forgive others with your own heart, and you will pay all, and blame yourself with your own heart, and you will be too few. 3. For frustrated people, don't talk about complacency; Don't forget when you are in good times. 4, evil is greater than wanting to indulge yourself, and disaster is greater than justice. 5. Forgive others with affection and restrain yourself with reason. 6. Nourish the heart with deficiency, cultivate the body with virtue, and support everything with benevolence.

Seven insights of life ① Don't be afraid that life will come to an end, but be afraid that it has never started ② Fools pay tuition fees; The wise learn with the tuition fees paid by fools. 3 Most people fail not because they are incompetent, but because they are not single-minded. ④ There are no dark clouds, no storms and no beautiful rainbows; ⑤ There was no failure, only temporary suspension was successful; ⑤ God's delay is not God's refusal; What matters is not what happened, but what should be done to improve it.

In the world, when you read a face, you can see it first and taste it first. Face is a window, and human feelings are written on it. People change their faces first, and their hearts show on their faces. Face is a series with no ending, which can never be finished, and can never be finished in a lifetime. But you can't judge a book by its cover, and you can't read all the faces, but you need to read your heart. Therefore, we should treat ourselves correctly, read good books, do good deeds, honor the elderly, care for the family and the society.

Forgiving others is not only a virtue, but also wisdom. Tolerance and forgiveness of others' mistakes will show their tolerance and charm, and will make everyone more willing to approach us and cooperate with us. Giving others a way out and letting others go will make things satisfactorily solved, and will also make others respect us and create good conditions for meeting or cooperating in the future.

In the early days of the Internet, people were good at typing, chatting, fighting landlords, chatting, adding friends, seeing in videos, making expressions, sending pictures, falling in love, fighting for first love, being more beautiful, less common, uglier, having electricity, having meetings, eating, who pays the bill and who wants to have more friends, which is a bit confusing and the number is difficult to match. Surfing the Internet requires a lot of emotion, work, not making money, practicing diving, playing lightning, pulling strings, building a group, and joining a group. Which is more convenient, saving phone bills, managing well, calling new friends, calling old friends, building forums and administrators, which is quite powerful, dishonest, practicing legs, too many people, confused and complaining.

A woman is a man's home. If a man doesn't have a good home, his mood will be agitated, his sleep will be boring, he will miss him and even go home. Woman, please create a stable and warm home for men! No matter rich or poor, a good woman is always a man's centering stone and a man's refuge.

There is such a person in everyone's heart who loves him far away. Maybe we can't be together in this life, maybe we haven't said a few words, never had dinner or watched movies together, but it is this distant person who has supported the most important and brilliant days in our youth. So that I have no regrets when I think about it in the future, only warm memories.

Identity and self-worth Self-worth (identity) determines all the values and rules of a person's beliefs, so every role in life conforms to the values and rules of that role. The scope of self-worth Self-worth determines a person's achievements in his life and is also the basic source of various personal problems in today's society.

There are not many straight roads in this world, and the winding path is the normal state. Of course, roads and paths are different. I prefer to walk on this path, enjoy the scenery on both sides of the path, hum a little song that will never be complete, and think about my heart, and my mood will gradually become relaxed. If this road is long, it is the best. The endless road, like the story of this wooden lamp, has just begun, but it is not over yet. ....

Be generous. Be tolerant of others, don't be awkward with others for a little thing; Respect manners and let others speak first; If you can't bear it, make a great plan; Always keep a normal state of mind; Respect people who don't like themselves; Don't look down on small people; Don't expect everyone to like you; Have confidence in yourself; Don't play tricks with senior colleagues; Let go when it's time to let go, and never hesitate.

Comfort yourself with 10 warm words 1. Do what you should do with your heart; 2. Everyone has his own way of life; 3. Don't always give yourself a hard time; 4. Don't care too much about other people's comments; 5. You might as well put aside your troubles for a while; 6. Being happy is happiness. 7. The most important thing is today's heart; 8. What you do must go with the flow; 9. Don't just please others; 10. Only when you like yourself can you embrace life.

In the Year of the Loong, New Year's greetings are celebrated early during the Spring Festival: first, good health; Second, there are few difficulties; Third, worry; Fourth, old age; Fifth, be in a good mood; Sixth, sadness; Seventh, happiness; Eighth, high income; Ninth, safety; Tenth, happiness.

Five tips for life: No matter how long the road is, you can finish it step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today. Repeating the path that others have taken is because they have neglected their own feet. Greed is the truest poverty, and contentment is the truest wealth. Only those who have experienced severe cold know the warmth of the sun; Only those who have experienced the hardships of life can understand the value of life.

Water can reach the sea because it cleverly avoids all obstacles and keeps turning around. Many smart people fail to embark on the road to success, many of which are because they hit the south wall and don't look back. Difficulties will inevitably be encountered on the road of life, and turning a corner is not the way. The mountain does not turn, the road turns; If the road does not turn, people turn. As long as you change your mind, adversity can also become an opportunity. Turning a corner is a way to move forward.

Saving time means making a person's limited life more productive, which means prolonging life. Life is based on time, wasting other people's time is equal to killing people for money; Wasting your time is tantamount to chronic suicide. Time is life. Wasting other people's time for no reason is actually tantamount to killing people for money.

People who have no ability, take out their temper; If you can, put your temper back. People who have no skills pursue beauty; Capable people pursue a better life. People who have no skills make money alone; A capable person leads a group of people to make money. People who have no skills regard happiness as boring and complain about others; Capable people regard dullness as happiness, and contentment is always happy.

Famous sayings of great men and mortals

1, we find great character in private life (chesterton)

It is not the rolling waves that create new land, but the fine sand below it-(Bing Xin).

3. I am a mortal myself, and I only seek the happiness of mortals (Petrarch)

4. Gather ancient and modern elites and learn from others (stone)

Every social era needs its own great people. If there is no such figure, it will create such a figure (Marx).

6. A generation is a drama with four or five thousand outstanding characters (Balzac)

7. In heaven, angels are just insignificant people (Bernard Shaw)

8. A man's true greatness lies in his awareness of his own smallness-(Germany)

9. Great men make big mistakes (UK)

10, Great Gifts and Great Virtues If you have them, you will gain people's respect and praise, but only smaller gifts and more universal virtues can make you win their love and affection (chesterfield)

1 1. People who don't become giants don't need to be satisfied with being short-(Ernest Brad)

12. Great people look great only because we kneel. (Marx and Engels)

13, a mortal should think about mortal thoughts, not immortal thoughts-(Epicmus)

14, the ratio of soil to genius is of course insufficient, but it is not a person with indomitable spirit, and I am afraid it will not be easy to do; However, it is more certain to rely on people's efforts than to wait for genius. This is the greatness of soil and the place with great hope (Lu Xun)

Greatness is often the result of the natural balance of various opposing qualities (Diderot)

The best people always attribute their Excellence to the perfect combination of various qualities that are considered incompatible (Bertrand Russell)

17, the closer to you, the more magnificent the mountain looks, but great people don't have this feature-(Mrs. Blaesing)

18 we should console ourselves for our lack of great talents, just as we console ourselves for not getting a high position and a high salary: our kind nature is not suitable for either-(Weiner alive)

19, it is great to be a great man, and it is even greater to be a reasonable person (beauty)

20. The highest peak that a genius can climb is to achieve greatness and truth at the same time. There is greatness in truth and truth in greatness (France).

2 1, great people are always willing to be small people (Europe)

22. Great men make mistakes. Many of them make mistakes so often that they are almost called mortals (Lichtenberger).

23. Great minds are often ordinary (andre gide)

24. Great men are only as tall as ordinary people, and the number of great men among them is actually quite small (max beerbohm)

25. The proudest saplings are grafted from the most common branches, and the royal family is often born from the woodcutter's cabin (France).

Talking about a calm mood I'm just an ordinary person, and I also have my own small emotions.

First, I'm just an ordinary person, and I also have my little emotions.

Second, the sea is full of Ying Ying. In the sunset, the waves jumped like naughty children, and the water was golden.

3. Without real progress, there will only be superficial calm, as Soviet workers say: they pretend to pay wages and we pretend to work.

Fourth, why the truest heart can't meet the best person.

5. I love the sea because it gives me everything; I love the sea, because it is the symbol of the Chinese nation; I love the sea, because it raises the sail of life for me! I love the sea and the Chinese nation more! I would like to be a drop of water and melt into the ocean of the country.

6. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown; My heart has not been cut by a knife, but the pain is so clear. The softest places in the chest, the wounds that have been hurt by lovers are far sharper than those on the limbs, and only time can heal them.

Seven, it turns out that this world is no match for time, and all the joys and sorrows have been defeated by it.

Eight, don't complain that life has given too many hardships, learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.

Nine, the dream is gone, the heart is broken, and staying is just to prepare for leaving.

Ten, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

Twelve, many people dare not say what they want, so they can't get it.

13. Happiness is so colorful and fascinating, but who doesn't want happiness, wait for it, enjoy it and enjoy it? When you long for it, it won't be on call, but when you least expect it, she will come to you quietly like an angel. She moistens your dying heart, and waves of smiles ripple on your face.

I hope that when you say goodbye, it doesn't mean that I will never see you again.

Fifteen, hate autumn, it is always easy to make people sad and hate the distance of this city, and always let me pass by and hate people and things I hate, because I care!

Sixteen, suddenly found that in this strange city, no matter where I go, I am always alone.

17. Pledge to protect love, promise that I will be happy all my life, and I will give you the same infinite love. The promise to protect love and swear to you the happiness and joy of my life is a belief that I will never regret.

A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties.

19. When trouble comes to you, you should deal with it. If not, let it sleep.

Twenty, if I can choose, I will still let you appear in my life. If I had a choice, you wouldn't choose to come back to my world.

Twenty-one, after leaving, don't say wish me happiness, what qualifications do you have to wish me happiness.

22, no matter how you choose, you must give up, give up. Satisfy yourself in the choice, realize yourself in the gain and loss, and gradually get no happiness and lose without sadness. Understand gains and losses and joys and sorrows. In life, people should relax and have peace of mind.

Twenty-three, people's mind, more desire is narrow, less desire is broad.