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One day, a boy was playing in quancheng square with Mazar under his arm and saw an old man playing with a monkey. I was very happy when I saw it. I thought about playing with the old man in the past and walked over. In the past, yes, this monkey is quite interesting. Ok, let's play with monkeys, too. I went up and caught the monkey with my hand. The monkey looked at the boy and didn't respond. The boy said that monkeys are awesome, and the old man listened. Can you make a hullabaloo about The boy heard this; This old man is very interesting Why? Crazy what? A naughty monkey sees that you are full. The old man said; Fuck, why don't you listen? Let's talk about it The boy got some monkeys and said; Wait, don't say it's useless. I'll come back and kill you later. The boy didn't come back after half an hour, the old man said; Who are you kidding, son? Get out. At this time, the boy came with more than 30 female monkeys. The female monkey surrounded the male monkey, and the boy said with a booger; Let you defy, monkeys, don't dawdle, make trouble and let him die. The male monkey shouted; It sucks. . Oh, my God, I'm exhausted. . .