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Let's talk about heartbreak again: have you ever eaten chewing gum? Spit it out if it's not sweet. It's very emotional.
I never dare to expect to accompany you all my life, but I cherish every minute with you.
Don't miss anyone. People who are gone are no different from those who are dead.
As if nothing happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. My heart is tired to a certain extent, and I don't even have the strength to be angry and care.
I always thought that if I got married one day, you must be the best man, because we finally set foot on the red carpet together; Then I thought, come to my wedding, smash my venue and rob me, because I will definitely go with you. Finally, I think you'd better not come. I'm afraid I'll see you. You have done nothing, but I want to go with you.
6. Who wants to wander in the wind and rain if it can be protected?
7. Trust is fragile. If you get it, you should take good care of it. Once destroyed, hundreds of smiles can't be repaired.
8. A few times I was in high spirits, but you were absent-minded. Later, when you tried to talk to me, I turned a blind eye. No one can blame us for screwing up this relationship together.
9. Many people choose what they like, but they don't love what they choose.
10, people who are easily disappointed are always naive and soft-hearted. After all, they are too considerate of other people's feelings, and are easy to cheat and bully. When the scar healed, they forgot the pain.
Advertising words for chewing gum and candy stores
Advertising words in candy stores
1, purify your breath. Advertising language of green leaf gum
2. How beautiful will make life sweet. Advertising language of Mei Duo Candy Company
3, happiness, happiness, every moment is happy! Anle guazi advertising language
4. Protect the environment, and the white rabbit will grow up with you! Shanghai white rabbit toffee advertising language
Butscher Candy is smiling at you. Advertising Language of Butscher Candy Company
6. Taste the sweet Yuyao bayberry and add a deep friendship! Advertising Language of Yangmei in Yuyao, Zhejiang Province
7. Open the door, white rabbit! Shanghai white rabbit toffee advertising language
8. Girls will never frown at you again. Advertising language of green leaf gum
9. Jelly pudding Kichijiro. Xizhilang advertising language
10, come here, a little closer. Free Dent gum slogan
1 1, healthy and happy Shiro. Xizhilang advertising language
12, the colloid is tough, and the fragrance remains lasting. Extra gum advertising language
13, from Brazil, is popular all over the world! Brazilian Oral Film Advertising Language
14, the romantic and eternal Shiro. Xizhilang advertising language
15, which contains a human interest. Brazilian Oral Film Advertising Language
16, during the journey, you will be less lonely with the company of the white rabbit! Shanghai white rabbit toffee advertising language
17, you definitely get more than you want. Advertising Language of Butscher Candy Company
18. If you eat more apples, you will eat less medicine. Shandong Red Fuji Apple Advertising Language
19, the fragrance is always there! Advertising language of green leaf gum
20. Let you leave a fragrance in your mouth after eating! Brazilian Oral Film Advertising Language
2 1, if you have a cold, then you can eat some lemons. Advertising language of Tianside Fruit Company
22, 30 years of good taste, the white rabbit grows with you! Shanghai white rabbit toffee advertising language
God knows this is the best candy. Advertising language of Mei Duo Candy Company
24. Cherish life at all times. Advertising language of green leaf gum
25. Who says I can't outrun the tortoise? Shanghai white rabbit toffee advertising language
26. Its taste is really wonderful! Oh, don't be busy, there is something better in the middle! Advertising Language of Butscher Candy Company
27. Sugar brings you a sweet taste. Free Dent gum slogan
28, sweet white rabbit, baby's favorite! Shanghai white rabbit fruit advertising language
29. Make every kiss more perfect. Advertising language of green leaf gum
30. The sun in Xinjiang smiles at you! Xinjiang raisin advertising language
3 1, Happy and Warm Mori Yoshiro. Xizhilang advertising language
32. An apple a day will make the doctor unemployed. Shandong Red Fuji Apple Advertising Language
33, nutritional jelly Jin Wa. Jin Wa jelly advertising language
34. The best lemon is always named sweet. Advertising language of Tianside Fruit Company
Funny Quotations: Who spits gum at the door?
We have a teacher in grade two, who is very young and looks like a student. One day, he was smoking in the corridor, and the headmaster found him very angry. He went over and kicked him and asked, "What class are you in?" Teacher (indignant): "Class 350." Principal: "Who is the head teacher?" He: "me." Principal: "…"
Just finished watching the movie of loyal dog Hachi with my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law cried and said that it was so touching. I simply say that this is the loyalty of Japanese dogs to their American owners!
I got up late yesterday morning, and there was a traffic jam on my way to work. I had a brainwave and sent a message to my boss saying that the traffic jam was serious and I would be late. When I arrived at work, I saw that the boss was not at home and was working at home. I regret it.
Xiao Ming: "You Yida." Xiaohua: "Not you Yida." Teacher: "Who is spitting gum at the door?"
There are so many liars now. I was walking in the street with my girlfriend just now. An old man in his fifties and sixties told me that my wallet had been stolen. Please give me two yuan to take the bus. My girlfriend gave me a look and said, give it to him. I said, liar, too? It's past twelve o'clock in this stupid city. Is there a bus? Before I finished, the man left!
The little cousin accidentally hit his head against the wall and cried, so he asked the witness how Lele hit it. Without saying anything, he directly hit the wall with his head and cried and said, "That's how he hit it!" " "The family immediately hilarious," man's double cry ". ...
Going out shopping in the afternoon, I saw an old man selling books shouting in the street. I went up to him and said, "Why are your books so cheap? It's piracy! " The old man is also a real person and says, "Yes! This is piracy, pirated books are not good, little girl, you can look for typos while reading. "
My sister-in-law is getting married soon. My daughter-in-law asked me to deliver something today. When I left, my sister-in-law walked me to the door and said, "Brother-in-law, there is one thing I have never understood." Me: "Well, go ahead. What is it? " Sister-in-law: "I can't figure out why rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests?" I said casually, maybe it's because the grass near the nest is not good! Sister-in-law frowned at once, and then sneered, "Wang Yuan Goose! You said you were worthy of your first and last name! "er ... . .
Today, my brother actually confessed to me and wanted me to be his girlfriend. As a good sister, how can I let him go astray? I can only politely refuse him: sorry, my sister already has a boyfriend ... before I finished, he shouted: You are really in love! If you don't help me with my homework, I'll tell my parents!
Husband told his sister to wash the dishes, and her sister said, "Brother, I have my period, so wash it." After a while, my husband asked me to wash clothes, and I said, "Husband, I also have my period. Wash it. " Just now, my husband took his three-year-old son out to play, and the son refused to go by himself, so he said to his husband, "Dad, I have my period, too. Please hug me. "
Someone always says, "I can't see my future." It's obviously bullshit. You can't see the future you like. What can't you see in your future? If you look closely, it's miserable.
Destroy trust, destroy feelings
Trust sb
It is equal to making a heart.
Choose trust
Open your heart and show your weaknesses.
Choose to care about someone.
I just took my heart out and didn't want to take it back.
Because I value it, because I care about it.
Only by caring about your heart can you cherish your life.
Destroyed trust
It is equivalent to ruining the relationship.
Be hurt by someone you love deeply.
Like a knife in the heart.
It's not just pain, it's more like burning a scar.
Without trust, there is no strong friendship.
Without trust, how can there be lasting affection?
Without trust, you don't deserve the sincerity of others.
Never betray the trust of others.
Don't let people who believe in you leave you in tears.
There is only one heart, don't be indifferent and considerate.
The truth is only once, don't perfunctory with lies.
If you are dishonest, who is sincere to you?
If you are not sincere, who will persevere with you?
People who believe in you, don't lie.
People who love you, don't hurt.
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