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1. Because it is said that early risers get eaten by birds, so I decided not to get up early anymore.

2. Chatting with the person I like is like talking to God. You say it, but they never respond.

3. Life is either like this or like that. It won’t be what you think anyway.

4. You said your leaving was my loss, but I’m sorry, I bought insurance.

5. At the same age as a flower, it has grown into a fleshy flower.

6. I have nothing to give to teachers on Teacher’s Day, so I have to give back the knowledge I have learned.

7. When a person reaches middle age, it is like a Journey to the West! Wukong’s pressure, Bajie’s figure, Lao Sha’s hairstyle, Tang Monk’s grinding! It’s getting closer and closer to the West.

8. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, we are even with the mirror.

9. It is no exaggeration to say that if you fight with me, within five seconds you will have to kneel on the ground, pinch my body, and beg me not to die.

10. The gods and horses are all clouds, so now I start to believe in donkeys.

11. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that what I said was so valuable.

12. If you think you are poor and ugly, please don’t be sad. You still have hope. At least your judgment is correct.

13. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. You will be piled on top of me, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

14. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can your teacher safely let you enter the society?

15. In this season, if a girl looks at you biting your lip, don’t get me wrong, she might just be biting dead skin.

16. It’s very hot, right? It will get cooler on Chinese Valentine’s Day.

17. Sometimes you want to give up on the teacher, and at the same time the teacher also wants to give up on you.

18. Thank you to those who have knocked me down. It’s really comfortable to lie down.

19. When you break up, don’t tell me “not suitable”. I’m a Martian! Isn’t suitable for people on Earth?

20. Finally I know why my feet always It's freezing. Because the legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as cold.

21. Years or twenty years later, when you are old, ugly or fat, I will still love you, tfboys.

22. If you like me very much, it’s because you don’t understand me. If you knew me, you would love me to death.

23. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

24. After you have had your bangs for a long time, you will feel particularly insecure when you suddenly lift them up and go out on the street. You always feel like others are looking at you.

25. If you like someone, you must confess your love. If you don’t get rejected, you will really think you are a fairy.

26. When you feel sad, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a boy and you cannot cry.

27. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his or her own nose.

28. What is a sense of security? It means that after you finish the question, a top student reads the same answer as you.

29. When I forgot to bring money for dinner, I told my boss that I would make up for it next time, but the boss didn’t want to! I got angry and called more than 10 guys, and finally got the money for the meal!

30. When I see a beggar shaking money in a bowl at me on the street, I feel like he is showing off his wealth to me.

31. I am ugly but not sweet, I look dangerous and I don’t have money; this is me, how lively I am and I don’t need to deliberately disguise myself!

32. It’s not so much that others let me If you are suffering, it is better to say that your cultivation is not enough.

33. Others will be successful people in a few years, but I guess I will be a suburban person in a few years.

34. Toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

35. Don’t blame me for being heartless. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s cassock.

36. When it comes to height, everyone is over one meter, what do you have to ask?

37. A woman who says she is smart has a lower chance of being dated than a hijacker.

38. For us now, what we can’t get up is our grades, what we can’t get down is our weight, what we can’t lift is chopsticks, what we can’t get out of is the bed!

39. Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream. Who are you, you, who can get the whole world to oppose you?

40. Being angry is like drinking poison yourself, but expecting others to bear the pain, is it stupid?

41. It takes ten years to lose weight and take three minutes to gain weight; it takes ten years to fall in love and take three minutes to break up; it takes ten years to study and take three minutes to forget; it takes ten years to charge and take three minutes to use up; it takes ten years to whiten your skin. Gong, it takes three minutes to become black; ten years of making money, it takes three minutes to waste it!

42. It’s not that I don’t care, it’s that I care too much and want you to be happy. Even if it is the confinement imposed by you, you still have to pretend not to care.

43. Don’t tell me you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

44. The interesting soul cheats, the good-looking skin cheats in reality.

45. You must learn history well, what if you suddenly travel through time one day?

46. Winter is so cold. How does the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

47. A luxury car just drove past me and splashed water all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

48. Parents are really magical creatures. They will believe any rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose the lies you made up at a glance.

49. When taking the history test, I felt an inexplicable sense of heaviness, because I was about to change history.

50. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, not my sleeping heart!

51. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please Reissue one side.

52. I hope some friends understand that the saying "you won't become fat after one bite" is to advise everyone not to rush for success in doing things, rather than a comfort that you won't get fat after eating a few bites.

53. I touched myself when I was getting ready to go to bed. Ah! It hurt! Sure enough, beautiful roses have thorns!

54. Today’s classmates are really rude in class. None of them spoke to me.

55. Choosing a boss is like choosing a wife, it is far from your original dream.

56. Don’t call your child a brat, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

57. It is said that every girl has some clothes in her wardrobe. It would be a pity to throw them away, but it would be a waste to wear them. I once bought it because I was so poor, but now I think it is ugly.

58. I don’t expect anything, I just hope that every woman you have in the future will be worse than the other.

59. Do you know why the holidays are so short? Because there is no morning in the holidays. Do you know why work is so long? Because it includes not only morning but also morning!

60. Really rich people are very low-key. Many people with luxury cars are too embarrassed to drive to work. Just like I ride a bicycle every day, who would have thought that I have an electric car?

61. Who said I can't play a musical instrument? I'm really good at playing drums.

62. Since people have tanned, their faces look better, their teeth have become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking.

63. Stop asking me what is the standard for handsomeness, okay? Just look at me and you will know!

64. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, and their boss still hasn’t turn up.

65. How can I take into account everyone’s feelings? I can't even take care of my own mood.

66. Wearing this low-cut and that leopard print all day long, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

67. Life is like this: you can stick to things you like, but you can’t last long if you don’t like them.

68. My mother liked to play mahjong, but after I was born, my mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she suddenly found that playing me was more fun.

69. Life means that my mother gave birth to me, so I must live.

70. Exercise hard if you have time. You cannot be single and fat at the same time.

71. Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, not to mention the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you.

72. The only thing in this world worse than what others say is that no one talks about you.

73. Don’t fall in love with me, because I am Ultraman from outer space.

74. If you think the person you like also likes you, it only means that you have a rich imagination.

75. A woman who is redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man who is more yellow than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who was greener than a green diamond came along and gave birth to a son named Member.

76. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people cannot be forgiven by others just because of their appearance.

77. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

78. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, never believe it, especially a foodie. Because when she said this, she might have just eaten.

79. Sometimes you feel that you are very ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don’t be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.

80. Who said, "If you keep thinking about me, there will be repercussions." The person I like has never talked to me. I want to get rich overnight, but I have never realized it.