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How to write about recruiting female candidates?

Application requirements: Gender: Female (Chinese are given priority, 100% female)

Age: between 20 and 25, older than me is okay, but not older than me. Don’t be too younger than me. After all, a large age gap is also a problem of life and communication (allowable error (12%))

Height: less than 170cm (allowable error <30%)

Body shape: 40% fat + 6% thin = neither fat nor thin

Appearance: 50% return rate is enough

Region: China, foreigners need special consideration (required Understand Chinese)

Character: Gentle, kind, caring, loving the young and respecting the elderly (when I was young and when I was old), single-minded and no bad habits, with a love record of less than 3, and strong motivation Heart (not willing to just be a girlfriend) (the above content can refer to the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces)

2. Application position: temporary girlfriend or full-time girlfriend

3. Probation period: until 2010 October 1st

4. Probation period benefits: I heard that people who work first are free of charge, right? >

5. Recruitment benefits: After recruitment, you can be promoted to the wife level, and you will be hired for life in the form of a contract (marriage certificate) and will never be dismissed! Monthly salary (all my wages), you can get free meal tickets for life. Also A full-time bodyguard (are you still not tempted? Action is not as good as the temptation)

I hope all female compatriots will sign up after this village, but there is no one for me!

If interested, please contact me: Email: 380318873@qq.com This advertisement is valid for two years!

Attached: Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces

Be proud of washing the dishes after meals , be ashamed of not doing housework

Be proud of coming home on time, be ashamed of staying out all night

Be proud of being harmonious with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, be ashamed of making things difficult for others

< p>Proud to take care of children, ashamed to play all day long

Proud to listen to husband, ashamed to command husband

Proud to be gentle and considerate, fierce and unruly Ashamed

Proud of careful budgeting, shameful of extravagance and waste

Proud of scientific maintenance, shameful of eating snacks indiscriminately

Remarks: No physical examination is allowed Attack, otherwise the September 11th incident will be your example

First, let’s talk about appearance. Don’t be too beautiful, don’t be too ugly, just average. Women who are too beautiful will make people worry. Women are uncomfortable to watch. The so-called average means that they have good facial features and are pleasing to the eye.

Two, I am 87 years old, so it doesn’t matter if you are two years older than me. , but it must be those born in the 1980s. After all, people of the same generation can talk together better. Those born in the 1990s can also be considered.

Three, it doesn’t matter whether you make money or not, but you must have it. The ability to survive independently. Don’t rely on me for everything. What I’m looking for is a girlfriend, not a daughter, not a mistress.

Fourth, don’t bother if you have had more than 3 boyfriends. No matter what the reasons are for breaking up with your first three boyfriends, if you dumped three of them in a row, then you are a flirt. If you were dumped three times in a row, then you are really not a good person. Poor people must be hateful.

5. Don’t disturb those who are “non-mainstream”. I am more traditional at heart, and your behavior is too weird for me to stand. We are not living on the same planet, and I am hostile to aliens.

Sixth, you must wash clothes and cook. I definitely want to share the housework, such as sweeping the floor and washing dishes, but I don't want to do laundry and cook.

Seven, be sensible. Don't make trouble unreasonably, and don't deny me face in front of my friends. Face is very important to me. If you want to tear my face away, I will be really shameless.

Eight, I have a virginity complex because I am a virgin.

9 I am Chinese, please speak Mandarin to me. If you must speak English, please speak it authentically.

Ten, no more than 2 ear piercings can be made. I don’t want to see too many holes in your body. What I want is a complete person who doesn’t appreciate incomplete beauty. And I don’t have that much money to buy you more than two earrings.

Eleven, both parents were born before the age of eighteen.

At present, I attach great importance to family education and cherish the love my parents have for me.

Twelve, don’t disturb anyone wearing heavy makeup. Fresh and clean, you can wear light makeup, but if the black and white is too bright and you look like a ghost, a turkey, or a sex worker, please be careful.

Thirteen, don’t disturb the teeth. I don't want kissing to be a nightmare.