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What does Fuyang say?

Study, study. Fuyang dialect level 6 is negative and ignorant. Two birds, mother bird Buddha: I really miss people and want to get rid of the hair on the side. Male Bird Buddha: What are you ploughing? It withered. Don't pull, don't pull, don't run out of beans! Come on, come on, come on! Two monkeys were crushed to the ground, and the big monkey Buddha said, "Come on, I'm exhausted. You and I will get the bear? I love sheep and bears, so I'm going to beat you up. " Little monkey Buddha: "Buddha, what are you doing with my popsicle?" The less money I have, what will you give me? "Big Monkey Buddha:" Control, control, control, you gave me a beautiful view. I don't care about you every night. Have you forgotten that you are in your room? "Come to the head" 1, catch two birds on the negative, female bird Buddha: study hard, remove the side stocks and dry my hair, male bird Buddha: plow, Buddha white! Are you tired from pulling? Come on, come on, come on! 2. When I was resting at night, I was walking in the street, and a boy was pretending to be forced, riding a car with a crane for a short time. An ambassador was knocked down by me. My arm hurts. Ruined. The jacket is not strong either. There was a deep love in front of me. I just don't talk to foreign bears who are too strong. Later, when the cat and bear competed, I didn't know until she ran away. Be good. Choking bear I love her very much. I only regret Yang. If God gives me another chance, I will say to that woman: I don't want you. If there is a deadline, I hope it will last for a long time. Last night, I called a mm in Fuyang and asked her, "Which one do you want?" She said, "Leave it at home. What are you going to do? " "I want to treat you to every brace. Can I take a picture?" I said, "No photos, what's the matter?" ! .................................................................................................................................................................................., he has three axes. Come on, I'll write you wine. Fill it up. 6. In a ditch in the town, KEI is one foot wide, so just pinch it. Look at your bird. 7.why are you a foreigner? 8. Look at your jacket. The valley is like a turtle. 9. Two monkeys fell to the ground and fell to the ground. The big monkey Buddha said, "Come, little boy, I'll get a bear." I love sheep and bears, so I hit you like a crooked bear. "Little Monkey Buddha:" What are you doing in my popsicle? The less I have, the more you pull for me. "Big Monkey Buddha:" Take care of it, take care of it. You gave me the scenery, and I didn't call you for a while at night, so you forgot. Come on! 10. Fuyang sells steamed buns, lettuce and lotus roots, and never does business together. The reason is as follows: The steamed stuffed bun seller shouted, Come on. Lotus root seller shouted: lotus root ... come on. The lettuce seller shouted: Who sells lettuce (I am absolutely) 1 1, at night (yesterday)? After we were at home (behind the house), we took a bath in the ditch. When my child came, it was not deep, it was very deep, and it was as cold as a bear. My blessing (book) bag was almost sold out. 12, which half of the peg is dripping, my top! In this way, Li Yang didn't know anything and choked with the bear. Pay attention to it every day at the beard stall and you will understand. Call if you don't believe me, even if you don't 13. When the sparrow sees the crow, it asks, "Dear, what kind of bird are you?" Black sheep bear! The crow said, "Silly crane, I am a phoenix! "The sparrow said," Be respectful to people, there is no Dark Phoenix! " Crow: "You are a bear, go underground!" " "14, look at you. You stretch your legs, pull the branches and tie them, and twist them seven or eight times, like thunder, and eat them conveniently. 15, I came to Riva, what did you promise! I didn't know you were from Fuyang, and you can speak a few words of Fuyang dialect, so you can't talk about cattle. I will forget death, too. You have to promise to take me a lump of shit and point a fart to take you! Look at this row of posts, you must be exhausted. 16, and have a thorough rest at night. I took a horse bath in the ditch of my house, lit a match and left it in the ditch for half a year. I am Master Bai Zi, a great force, and I look like a sheep. Put it aside, and I will be good and afraid of being ruined. He really misses people, so he puts his bag on the ground for a while, speaks Mandarin to me for a while, and mixes a few Fuyang words in the morning and evening. I wanted to go to the Grand Theatre to eat food stalls with him. Finally, I Buddha: Look at you. How did you become tender after going out for a few days? You see, people are just like you. They don't know what a shit spear is after only going out for a few days! I'll take you to eat Grazia 18, Little Monkey Down the Mountain One day, a little monkey came down the mountain. It thundered the old jade, and when it saw that the jade was still getting bigger and bigger, it was glad that the thunder had had a fight and asked the old man to move forward. The little monkey carries the old jade and pays the old peach. It was very happy to see that the whole peach heart was still big and red. It asked Yufu to pay for the next edition of Liu Di and picked a watermelon. The little monkey came back with the old watermelon in his arms. Walking is getting old. It's nice to see a rabbit jump into the thunder. It's so happy that it's called watermelon version, and it's fighting to get the rabbit away. The rabbit went to pay ray and didn't come. The little monkey can only go home empty-handed 19, "back" to my Buddha: "I'll take it, you go first." He looked out of the car. The Buddha said, "I'll buy some oranges. It is in vain for you to touch this. " I think there are several vendors outside the platform fence over there, and everyone is waiting for someone to buy them. If you go to the platform, stay on the railway, jump down and climb up again. I am a fat man, so it must be more troublesome to walk there. I wanted to go, but he didn't ask me to, so I had to come by myself. I don't think it's too much trouble for the old man to wear a little black hat, an old black jacket and a heavy (triple) blue cotton robe and stagger along the old railway and bend down slowly. When he gets on the train, he will have to climb the old platform. He grabbed the top with both hands, and both of them felt that they were going up again. He is fat and leans to the left. Look at the old fights and wolves. At this time, I saw the back of others, and our tears fell. I quickly let my tears dry, afraid that he would see me and others would see me. When I looked out again, he was walking towards this place with a bag of red oranges, Lao Lei. When crossing the railway, he told the oranges to be put in the ground first, then climbed down slowly and carried the old oranges away. When I get here, I will help him. He sat in the old car with me and asked the orange to put my fur coat on me. Then I patted the dust on my clothes and breathed a sigh of relief. After a while, he said, "Write me a letter when you get to the old place, and I will leave the wolf!" " I hope he goes out. He took a few steps and looked back at me, Buddha. "Go in, there's no one inside." When the old man's back mingled with the crowds coming and going again, I could never find Zhuo again. I hit it, sat down, and my tears came out again. 20. Most of you pull the pegs to catch people, and the three of you make a fool of yourself. During the night break, I was as drunk as a sheep and a bear, trapped in the Qing Dynasty! I woke me, but I didn't listen to him. As soon as he arched over, his face was like a slap, and I was slapped like an idiot and fell all over the floor. My mother spat at me while cleaning: You bear, if I had known you were not idle, I wouldn't be angry and let you stick you on the wall! Dad sighed and said: A bowl of bears is a bowl of bears-careless bears! Sample, a wooden cold son tied to qing son! I woke me, but I didn't listen to him. As soon as he arched over, his face was like a slap, and I was slapped like an idiot and fell all over the floor. My mother spat at me while cleaning: You bear, if I had known you were not idle, I wouldn't be angry and let you stick you on the wall! Dad sighed and said: A bowl of bears is a bowl of bears-careless bears!