A collection of funny sayings about the Mid-Autumn Festival Funny sentences about the Mid-Autumn Festival

1. According to my judgment on the weight of Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer face the National Day.

2. At this moment of the full moon, I send you the most beautiful blessing. May your dreams come true, your love come true, and your life become more complete.

3. Three days of Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

4. It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival, are you spending it alone again? Hahaha, be jealous of me! There are six of me! After posting on Weibo, he held a five-nut and started to chew it silently.

5. I received a lot of happy Mid-Autumn Festival, but not from you.

6. The moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival is round and round, but my moon is half missing. Thousands of miles away, I feel the pain of missing you, but in what year and what month do I show my joy?

7. According to my inference about the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look directly at the National Day.

8. My mother asked me why I didn’t go to play during the Mid-Autumn Festival. To be honest, if I were rich, you wouldn’t even be able to see my shadow.

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is gone and the National Day is here. The National Day is gone and the monthly exam is here. The monthly exam is gone and the results are here. The results are gone and the parents are here.

10. I also wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Thanks for the bulk message. But why are you shamelessly asking for red envelopes from me? Don’t you have any ideas in mind?

11. I want to use the name of the Mid-Autumn Festival to say a word to you, even if it is just a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

12. The Mid-Autumn Festival is gone and the National Day is here. The National Day is gone and the monthly exam is here. The monthly exam is gone and the results are here. The results are gone and the parents are here.

13. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I silently watch other people’s children playing, while I lower my head and silently wipe my tears while doing my homework.

14. You are like the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, making it easy for people to have wild imaginations.

15. The moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival is very beautiful and round, and incredibly bright, just like you when you were young.

16. Others enjoy the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival and eat moon cakes, but I enjoy the books and do my homework during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

17. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Send a moon cake. Ingredients: five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three coins of friendship water, bundled with humor, and communicated by mobile phone; shelf life: August 10th of the lunar calendar Five years ago; Saving method: Please press the save button.

19. I don’t want to admire the moon on the Mid-Autumn Festival night, I want to fuck you.

20. The Mid-Autumn Festival is gone and the National Day is here. The National Day is gone and the monthly exam is here. The monthly exam is gone and the results are here. The results are gone and the parents are here.

21. Three days of Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

22. My mother asked me why I didn’t go to play during the Mid-Autumn Festival. To be honest, if I were rich, you wouldn’t even be able to see my shadow.

23. What is the last day of the Mid-Autumn Festival used for? Is there any need to ask? It’s just for making up homework.

24. Don’t wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just send me mooncakes.

25. Last year I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone without falling asleep; this year I went home to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.

26. The bald man with bright moon in front of the bed is suspected to be the man with dentures on the floor. He looks up at the mooncake man and lowers his head to think about the country guy. Look at this and talk about it!

27. The Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of mooncakes.

28. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-nut moon cake.

29. As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, men should learn from the Thais. When a woman likes something, she should not hesitate to put her hands together and bow and say: swipe my card.

30. In fact, what I want to be moved is very simple, that is, you will give me blessings on the Mid-Autumn Festival, even if you say a word.