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I'm sorry, mom. Tell me.

1, short-lived feelings, unable to love each other sincerely and reliably for a long time, are serious moral defects of quite a few young people. Suhomlinski

Why did you use my old ticket to board his wrecked ship?

3. Art is not a craft, it is the transmission of feelings experienced by artists.

4. Dear Eagle! When winter comes, I will feel early, wear more clothes, get up late, often rub my ears and drink more water, so that I can be blessed to accompany you to the old age!

5, a person can't leave, just because he doesn't want to leave, all excuses are nonsense, all used to cover up his unwillingness to sacrifice.

6. After breaking up, remember the four words "Never seen". Not embarrassed. " Otherwise, the mutual abuse of feelings will be staged in reincarnation. That painful time can only be endured by one person. You can't touch a person who doesn't love you without begging and self-abuse.

7. People are not cute if they don't make mistakes. Lonely emotional quotations-without the persistence of wanting to be together at the beginning.

8. Never wait. Because it was a mistake.

9. Look forward to the future with the greatest hope; Face the present with the least waste; Face the future with the most dreams.

10, the wind enters the forest, and the flowers start to get messy. -Tang Dou Ji's "Master Huai Su's Cursive Music"

1 1. Every time I go out to eat, my friends say it's casual, but I don't want to eat this or that. Am I too casual?

12, Chu described the calm way to deal with difficulties or emergencies. It also means not caring about something. Use "relax"

13, career and money. If health disappears, all other passbooks will expire.

14. Affectionate people can forgive, but strong people can never forgive.

15, a new song and a glass of wine, the weather was old last year. -Yan Shu's "Huanxisha, a new word and a glass of wine"

16, what kind of bird are you? All I do is swing around the stage with a dung-stirring stick.

17, you know she's a big shot, but I'm just a small one.

18, my friend who has been with me for nine years wants to fight with me today. I met my good girlfriend on the road and pretended not to see me.

19. When the eagle was silent, the parrot began to chirp.

20, for the past, for the future, for eternal peace.

2 1, everything you say to me has become a pearl rose in my heart. So, on the way with you, it will smell good. I don't know if this relationship with you should exist, but I find I can't live without you.

22. A year later, I will go to that city by bus again.

23. I will let the sunshine warm you, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, stun you with money, dazzle you with fireworks and drown you with happiness. But I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only wish you a safe night by SMS!