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A little funnier personality talk
1. In fact, we don’t like playing with mobile phones that much, but we are just afraid of insomnia.
2. The ancestors of Japan were a guy named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and they proudly called themselves turtles. descendants.
3. Standards for otakus and otakus: use the computer as the center of the circle on the bed and the arm length as the radius to pick up items.
4. May the wandering people have wine and may the lonely people sing.
5. Two pilots fly a helicopter in the sky. Pilot A: Captain, I see the prairie. Couple B slapped him in the face and shouted: Then they are China A-shares.
6. Please promise me not to change your name in the next life, so that I can find you easily.
7. The academic master drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, while I feed the sharks in the ocean of knowledge.
8. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng.
9. Fat, why are you always so persistent with me?
10. Don’t let the words “I love you” pass through your mouth but not your heart.
11. Stop worrying about insomnia. Others have slept for so long.
12. The left side of the head is filled with flour and the right side of the head is filled with water. Whenever I think about a problem, my head is full of paste.
13. Yes, this is me, a pure natural boy without pollution.
14. If you can’t end up with the person you love the most, that’s what you’ll have to do.
15. There are no absolutely aloof people in the world, there are only people who like you and people who don’t like you.
16. "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their head when they see me."
17. After all, I am already so ugly. Can you please make your grades more beautiful?
18. My future is just a dream, and what’s more regrettable is that I still have insomnia at the moment
19. I firmly believe that I still have many stories and I still have a long way to go. I will walk steadily
20. Learning is endless, so I have never graduated.
21. If you don’t want to be stepped on by others, there are two ways. One is to become stronger, and the other is to become shit!
22. If one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: It’s too late...
23. If you don’t make up your mind when lying in bed every night If you set up a story and start playing it out in your head, you will definitely lose sleep
24. I lost sleep all night listening to your story.
25. Eating is what I want; being thin is also what I want; I cannot have both. I will talk about it after I finish eating.
26. People with insomnia don’t even have the right to dream. .
27. Sometimes the person who says good night first is just to let the other person sleep first, but he suffers from insomnia alone.
28. The so-called review is to learn what you don’t know. Make sure again that you really don't.
Twenty-nine. There is an ancient legend that says that those who see beautiful women on the Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications campus will live forever...
Thirty-one, it happens every day. Three things: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.
Thirty-two. I have insomnia every night because I think too much and have so many thoughts.
Thirty-three. It is not easy for good-looking people to cheat. The invigilator cannot bear it. Just take a look at it. No wonder I was often spotted back then.
34. If you are willing to pick apart my homework layer by layer, you will feel sad and surprised that there is nothing written on this page or that page.
35. In fact, people’s looks can be divided into two categories: one is naturally beautiful; the other is naturally inspirational.
36. I couldn’t sleep tonight because I missed her, regretted it, and wanted to get her back. She was very good to me. Is a boy like me considered a bitch?
Thirty-seven. I searched for her thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.
Thirty-eight, you are not a reusable bag, don’t always pretend and pretend and pretend.
Thirty-nine, just say it if you care about me, it’s so hard in your heart.
Forty. Now that I have chosen you, I will not regret it even if you are a beast. I can only blame myself for being blind. Better words
1. The night was very lonely. The moon slowly moves my figure, and my soul cannot find a place to live. Like a homeless person, wandering under the night sky. Sitting in the small building quietly following the sublimation of the music, we hummed an ecstasy of loneliness for this lonely night.
2. The windy and rainy days, despite the pain, left memories with vicissitudes of life in our hearts. And those smooth days, in our life journey, although there are no waves or passionate beauty, they allow us to return to tranquility in the ordinary, gather our energy and concentration in the tranquility, and accumulate the strength to forge ahead for the next chapter.
3. Duckweed's life is like drifting on the water, meeting each other like water, just like the passage of time, disappearing with the wind. Originally, the duckweed is here, and the falling flowers have no chance. In the early stages of memory, when we all think of the dust of four years, I can only sob silently. Whether I can still see your shadow in those shallow memories is because I dreamed too stupidly. If you see duckweed floating by after a rain many years later, it is the immortal soul of duckweed that has been waiting by your side.
4. Missing someone is sometimes very painful. Looking back at the past, many lingering feelings have passed away. She promised to be a bright woman, and her smile was still bright, but her heart was always surrounded by a layer of sad mist. Perhaps, only when you are alone and look at your misty eyes in the mirror, you will remember that some sadness and mood should not be revealed easily.
5. The wind blows silently into the sky, rolling up the plum blossoms all over the sky. The petals turn into spring mud, and the luxuriant leaves turn into mounds, but you can still look forward to the bright spring of the next season. But we can't look back. A person's life is like the autumn of grass and trees, and there is no return.
6. I have thought about you for so long, from the passionate spring to the bleak autumn. In the dream, the flowers bloomed and fell, and I saw my thoughts hanging on the high branches by you. When the wind blows, you wave your hand towards me. From then on, we met as the gulls on the horizon. The farther we flew, the less we could see each other.
7. Loneliness is a flowering tree that grows wildly in the dark night, blooming full of sorrow and sorrow, swaying wantonly in the night wind, emitting a sad whooshing sound, breaking the night The tranquility that should exist disturbs the inner peace of the lake.
8. The passing years on the left bank reflect the fragrance of time; the loneliness on the right bank is filled with the fragrance of sadness. I stood at the end of this season, looking at the direction leading to the present. In a trance, something seemed to be broken in my heart, entangled with the lingering feelings of distress, and lost in the desolate world.
9. I always think that I am very strong. The pain of missing you is like a knife cut. You always say that separation will cause another wound. It doesn’t matter even if you are scarred. I would rather cry and say goodbye to you. I don’t want to wait every day, wake up from dreams every day, at least I can hold your hand and feel a little warmth, unlike crying and shouting in my dreams, but you are indifferent and don’t even look back.
10. There is a kind of life called duckweed life, and there is a kind of fate called chance meeting. But at this moment, I am not willing to just pass you by and meet you. Gradually, I see that we should not Some are strange. Look at the duckweed floating across the lake and making thousands of waves. It is the scar of my missing you. The wind gradually rises and the clouds gradually disperse. What the wind blows away is not the clouds, but the pure feelings.
11. The passing years are endless, but I took advantage of this light rainy season to plunk my heartstrings again! Some people say that memories are sweet, but I say that memories are a feeling that is hard to let go of! Recalling every look in your eyes and every smile of yours, fresh and confusing.
But in this hazy memory, I always find the moments about you and me! I don’t want this tenderness to drift away in the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River.
12. How many years later, who will still remember the story of the falling flowers of those years? The story of the first beautiful mood that once thought that I was pursuing something that I was not willing to give up, only after it has passed. I found out that I was wrong. In fact, what I really care about in my heart is the final person. Only now do I understand that my mental journey at a certain stage when I was young determined that I should not touch a pure girl, which provided me with an unlimited space of imagination for who I am today.
13. I like to appreciate a cup of light tea, with a few tea leaves floating in an antique cup filled with hot water, like a group of thin women wearing green shirts and dancing with green silk. Green bamboo forest. Stay away from the dust, isolate yourself from the world, and express your inner vicissitudes through dance. It was also bitter, and she was also cold. I saw myself clearly in the cup.
14. The fleeting youth knocks, the frozen time has long disappeared, and the drunkenness in my heart has nowhere to escape. I imagine my own spring and flowers blooming, how to meet my old days in the ice and snow. .
15. The night is as cold as water, the moonlight is cold, a world of one person, the loneliness is stretched very long by the night, the loneliness is solidified into frost by the moonlight, I fall in love with the loneliness of the night, and also fall in love with loneliness night. I am walking on a long journey. I don’t know where I came from or where I will go. The wind and rain laugh at me for being too crazy, and the clouds and moon laugh at my stupidity. But I could only laugh it off, being dragged by loneliness, running in the dark, across mountains, rivers, and wastelands, looking for the tree with the white pear and peach blossoms in my dream.
16. Sometimes it’s hard to describe the pain in my heart, even if my youth is gone and I have been dreaming for thousands of years, but time can take away everything, and some people and some dreams are engraved on the flowers that have fallen in those years. In the story, there is no need to turn over or look back, it is still deep in the memory. If I could, I would really like to learn to forget, forget the stories of falling flowers left in the years, and keep those beautiful memories as time goes by.
17. The real world is the journey of life that we must pass every day. After going through wind, frost, rain, snow, and the cycle of four seasons, I remember that I must always keep a piece of beauty and beauty in my heart. Maybe, you are the beauty that should remain in my heart; maybe, because I think of you, you are the fate of the beauty in my heart. There is no need to sigh about the deep relationship, no need to be nostalgic and confused, just treasure this friendship in your heart, as long as you have had this concern in your heart!
18. I have always liked to indulge in my own stories, hiding behind the words late at night, recalling the past like the wind, sighing with laughter and dancing about the years, gathering thousands of thoughts into one body, and waiting for the hustle and bustle to calm down, then Invite the breeze to be drunk on the tip of the pen, swaying out a dream-like experience, stranding the memories in the moment of pause, and keeping this lingering tenderness alone.
19. On the bumpy road of life, we continue to write chapter after chapter. Gradually, we become tenacious. Even when we encounter difficulties in the mountains, we will work hard to carve out the way down the cliff. On the stone steps, when the water is exhausted, we will fight silently, and in our hearts, we will sprinkle green shade on the way forward. The power of life is infinite, as long as we are willing to write a more brilliant chapter for ourselves.
20. I asked myself very hard: "Whether every floating leaf will find its own dream, but the fact is that not every floating leaf will find its own dream, even if I work hard to find it." "This is the dream of floating leaves, this is also the life of fallen leaves. Better sentences
1. That year, on the banks of the Yiliu River in Qingya Jiangnan, under the umbrella, I whispered and smiled. With my eyebrows lowered, my thoughts were flying. You nodded and stared, grinding a pool of ink, using the most fragrant ink. The words describe my happiness; you weave lingering feelings with clear rain silk, quietly open up a touch of tenderness in my heart, and stir up petals of fragrance, the warmth, the allure, and the intoxicating distant love. There is a quiet knock in the depths of the soul.
2. The blue silk knot and the moonlight in the sky have drowned my dusty thoughts and empty heart. Many reluctances have been stranded, and many hopelessness have been continued.
3. The shadows of those festival fireworks may suddenly appear in some thoughts.
But I no longer dare to smell the intoxicating smell of the medicinal smoke alone.
4. Eyes full of deep black, thousands of years of feelings, the sound of time cutting through the seasons, the arc of the annual rings withering instantly into a final touch.
5. The pain and suffering will be stretched by the years. But the good times are always neat and tidy, leaving the world with a very clean ending. There is nothing to deliberately remember. No!
6. The falling flowers are intentional, the running water is ruthless, the grass is luxuriant, and the sky is filled with wind and catkins. Even if you have a lot of knowledge, it is difficult to describe the divisions and unions of the human world.
7. The happy face echoes with the petals falling to the ground to form a lonely space. In a daze, the beauty is shocked, and it is like a dream.
8. There will not be too many fireworks in the hands of everyone. We have set off a lot of them intentionally and unnecessarily, and the rest must be set off with caution.
9. Time flies by like water, and so does the passing away. Lying at the bottom of the river of time, watching fallen leaves, driftwood, and empty glass bottles floating past me, I opened my empty eyes, but was powerless.
10. Where are you hiding? I can only reach it by following the petals falling in the rain.
11. With a touch of sincerity, in that clear and simple line of poetry, I am alone and happy.
12. Swiping outside the window, the cold moon is like a hook, describing your return date in the long silent night. My heart is at a loss. How will I face your indifference and remain as tender as ever? Or pretend to be indifferent? Even if your heart is full of passion, you must ignite your dying love fire.
13. Sigh and sing, drinking half a cup of old words in the air, a wisp of watery thoughts moistened by the misty rain.
14. In the ancient and quiet sound of the piano, there is no mundane world, a pipa song, and time seems to stand still. This alluring and gorgeous melody is a melody specially edited for us. It is always hard to describe heartbreak.
15. But, can I? My affection is desolate, and I have tasted all the suffering in the world, but I have no regrets. So what if I am lonely in the boudoir? No matter the mistake, I keep watching my expectations persistently, and I am obsessed with my thoughts, but I have no choice but to complain.
16. The passing years are safe, where are the old friends, how many sighs of looking back in the years, savoring the loneliness, realizing life, filled with thousands of tears of joy and sorrow.
17. Walking under the green shade, the moss-covered paths render gorgeous loneliness in poetic emotions. Who is walking with me?
18. In the fleeting autumn, the scenes of parting are still emerging one by one. The bleak autumn wind blows away all the entanglements, the fluttering maple leaves and the colorful fallen leaves cover up the heartbreak everywhere! Looking at the increasingly blurry back figure, I tried to save him but was unable to do so. Tears fell from my eyes, and I felt sad! Let his trembling figure drift away like this...
19. In and out of dreams, I don’t know how many words of longing I have written for you, shaking off the desolation all over my body, like flowers flying , I only tell you my tender love, and gently hide my sadness.
20. The breeze and the bright moon leave the time, care and loneliness in my heart. I am growing old in loneliness. Say sentences with more interesting personalities
1. You will never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to turn a blind eye to you cares about you
2. Chinese teacher: Who Classmates, please explain what is the difference between thirst and hunger? Xiao Ming: Teacher, I know. Teacher: That’s great. Let’s talk about it. Xiao Ming: It depends on where the cucumbers are placed! Chinese teacher: Get out of here!
3. True love sees the whole world through one person, rather than giving up the world for one person.
4. The most beautiful thing about the stars is that they have never seen your eyes.
5. Happiness does not depend on who you are or what you have, but only on how you view yourself.
6. Because I know that there is always Gu Xiaobei with a bright smile waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave.
7. If you are woken up by the heat at night, don’t forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.
8. Be quiet, others will say you are boring and lively, others will say you are a shrew. Be cute, people will say you are artificial.
9. Waiting is bitter; it is bitter; it is aggrieved; it is without regrets. In waiting, people learn to be strong and optimistic, and all this is because of love.
10. Are you some kind of fairy that fell from the sky?
11. Liveliness cannot be compared to looking at others, anxiety cannot be compared to waiting for others, discomfort cannot be compared to people missing others, warmth cannot be compared to helping others. People can't be moved but hurt others, cruel can't be hurt by others, insidious can't be compared to others, depressed can't be popular, humiliated can't be tricked, embarrassed can't be begged by others, angry can't be compared with others, successful can't be superior to others, can't be rich. It is more comfortable to lie to others than to play with others. Life is about people! Don't think about anything, just have a small dessert.
12. The responsibilities we shoulder are very heavy, and the pain in our hearts is a lot, but as human beings, we must face it bravely.
13. There is no road in the world without twists and turns, and there are no flowers that will not be thanked. All things in this world, whether bitter or sweet, are a kind of fate. What God gives us, we should accept it happily and look down on gains and losses. Life is still beautiful. People's abilities in this life are limited, but their efforts are unlimited. Try to be a kind person, a person with a sunny mind, inspire yourself with positive energy, and infect the friends around you.
14. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that you have tried so hard to forget things. I really just forgot about it.
15. A woman may not be beautiful in life, but she must live a beautiful life.
16. This person, he is my position.
17. In winter, every time your feet stretch out to a new place under the quilt, it is an adventure.
18. Politeness and education are not just dry politeness, but also thoughtfulness and consideration that extend to others. This tests not only your emotional intelligence, but also your kindness.
19. Life ideal: raise a cute you.
20. There is no empathy at all. You won’t feel pain unless the needle pricks your heart.
21. Cherish it in this life, because whether you love it or not, you will never see it again in the next life.
22. We cannot allow anyone to miss this set of pictures.
23. Study hard so that I can use money to kill those who look down on my parents in the future.
24. Forgiveness is just burying regrets quietly; forgetting is the most profound and thorough tolerance.
25. Even if you lose weight, become more beautiful, and everything is better for you, people who don’t love you still don’t love you. No matter how fat you are, no matter how ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, the people who love you will never dislike you
26. Failure often occurs after complete giving up.
Twenty-seven, I am a wild horse, so what is the way home?
Twenty-eight, my wife and I had an argument. When the argument got heated, I was thinking why a good man wants to be on the same level as his wife? I apologized to my daughter-in-law at that time. She was very happy. After apologizing, her brother also put down the knife. Her sister also let go of her hand holding my hair. She also threw the rolling pin in her hand to the ground. My father-in-law also dropped it. Bricks thrown.
29. If you don’t work hard now, what will you use in the future to prove how blind those who have abandoned you are!
30. Remember, the reason why a person goes astray is not because of his ignorance, but because he thinks he knows. Rousseau
31. The word "good night" seems to have become a kind of politeness. Who knows whether I will sleep or not. Anyway, the topic is over.
32. There are not many days left, what else should I keep? Love with reservations is not love.
33. The test does not measure grades, but the signal of China Mobile.
34. When you go through the storm, you are no longer the same person.
Thirty-five. Only when you are at your lowest will you know who is the idiot who is worried about you and who is the bastard who is a stranger to you.
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