Funny sentences for Teachers' Day

1. On this Teacher's Day, I wish teachers to stay young and charming forever, and turn a blind eye during exams...

2. There was once a sincere care in front of me, but I didn't cherish it properly. If God can give me another chance, I will say five words to you: Teacher, thank you!

3. Teacher: I want to treat you to dinner but I don’t have any money; I want to give you a gift but I haven’t bought it yet; I want to say I love you but I’m afraid that my wife will be angry... Then let me send you my blessings silently today!

4． The math teacher was talking about equation transformations. He rolled up his sleeves on the podium and shouted loudly: "Attention, students! I'm going to transform!"

5. The teacher asked the students to make sentences using "wrinkles". One student wrote: "My father's balls have a lot of wrinkles." The teacher criticized parents for not letting their children see them everywhere. The parent explained: "This child has been careless since he was a child. He misses writing the word "face"."

6. A boy in the high school math test asked: Teacher, I don’t have a pencil to draw pictures. Should I borrow one or use a pen? The teacher replied: Just do whatever you want.

7. A young female teacher taught art class to primary school students for the first time. She drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: "What is this?" The students answered in unison: "It's the butt." The female teacher cried and went to the principal. When the principal heard this, he was furious and followed the teacher to the classroom to reprimand the students and said: "You are getting more and more outrageous. Why are you making the teacher cry again?" I looked back and said, "Ah! You even drew a butt on the blackboard!"

Funny sentences for teachers on Teachers' Day Selection of funny jokes

8. On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I wish teachers success in the office, success in life, success in card games, good taste every meal, longevity, youthfulness, beauty, gold in the house, and money on the wall.

9. Once, the biology teacher was talking about the ecological environment on the African grasslands. No one in the class listened, so he got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what an African wild cat looks like!"

10. One day, halfway through class, the teacher suddenly stopped the class and said, "Today is my happy day!" The whole class was shocked. He said slowly: "I washed several pieces of clothes in the morning!"

11. Although it has been so many years, my admiration for you, teacher, is still as endless as the waves of a river... I would like to send you my best wishes, happy holidays and all the best!

12． I said, teacher, you said that when we were admitted to college, it was the time for you to find a girlfriend, but now, we are still single and a good man, so don’t delay your life-long event.

13． A primary school teacher was learning to drive recently but didn’t like to practice driving very much. The coach asked: “Why don’t you often come to learn to drive?” She said: “I always scold the students in school, but when I come to your place, I always get scolded by you, which makes me very unhappy. ! ! ”

14. Physics class talks about conservation of momentum - Teacher: "When an egg hits another egg, whose heart breaks?" A student raised his hand: "Heart breaks." Teacher: "Whose heart breaks?!" Classmate: " The hen's heart is broken..."

15. The teacher went to the buffet and asked the waiter: How much does it cost for an adult? How much does one child cost? The waiter said: Fifty yuan per adult, children under 1.2 meters are free. The teacher shouted to the outside: Children in the middle class and small class should stand in line and don't mess up! The teacher will take you to eat something delicious.