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What embarrassing things have you encountered during the operation?
During my internship in obstetrics and gynecology, my tutor arranged for me to be a second assistant. I was very excited. That was the first time I saw how to have a baby. The parturient delivered the baby by caesarean section, and the teacher took it out for me. I took it with trembling hands and went straight to the nurse. The teacher suddenly stopped me: Why, I asked you to hold it. I cut the umbilical cord, but I haven't cut it yet. What's the hurry?
/kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he secretly went to the hospital without telling his family to get circumcised. At that time, I was still young, and it was embarrassing to be inexperienced. Before doing this operation, I specifically asked the doctor if he was a male doctor. The doctor sighed, a little uneasy, but relieved. I hope I won't be naked in front of women as long as I'm not a female doctor. When I entered the operating room, the male doctor told me to take off all my pants and wait on the operating table, so I did. Then I waited for a long time and the doctor didn't come. I didn't lie down or come down. Finally, I heard something. The doctor came. What is terrible is that he actually brought three female nurses in! I'm embarrassed to put my hand over it, and my face is red.
I remember a few years ago, when I was an intern, I went to the operating room for surgery with my orthopedic teacher. My teacher is a male doctor with a big beer belly. He is usually very casual. Every time his pants fall back on his ass because of his big belly. If he squats there pushing a CB machine, he will leak half his ass. The nurses in the operating room despised him. I think this is embarrassing enough. As a result, I had an operation Because of a long time, this buddy's pants fell directly under his feet, revealing his sexiness. He told us that all doctors should bring a rope before going in the future, and buckle an insurance outside their pants in advance!
Previous anecdotes were passed down from mouth to mouth by students.
An attending doctor is ill, but a little embarrassed. It's hemorrhoids, serious enough to require surgery.
But I don't want to be treated in my own hospital. You know, everyone inside and outside the operating room knows me. I feel embarrassed. So smart, he went to other hospitals for surgery.
Things are going well. The little doctor in the hospital didn't know him, nor did the attending doctor and director. Unfortunately, on the day of the operation, ...
The anesthesiologist excitedly said to him lying on the operating table waiting for anesthesia: "Oh, hey, isn't this my old classmate?" What's the matter with you? I thought I mistook the patient's name for someone else. It's really you. Why is hemorrhoid treated for so long? Besides, why did you come to our hospital without telling me? You know, XX, XX and XXX in our class are all in this hospital! "
The operation was actually successful. When the operating room was launched, students stood on both sides of the street to welcome them. Because the anesthesiologist sent a photo of hemorrhoids surgery in the class group, the students came one after another and came to the hospital to express their condolences to hemorrhoids. ...
The most angry thing is that the classmate of the attending doctor complained: "Hey, I don't believe the technical level of your old classmate. I went to another hospital for treatment. Tell me, are you going to invite me to dinner when you leave the hospital? "
Anyway, everyone knows in the end.
My home is close to our people's hospital, and you can see doctors and patients in the emergency room shuttling back and forth on my balcony. My uncle is the vice president of the hospital, and I am familiar with most of the doctors, nurses and other staff in the hospital.
1995, at the gate of the hospital, a motorcycle accident caused a comminuted fracture of my clavicle. I went to the hospital with a broken arm in one hand. Many doctors and nurses know me. When I registered, I put my injured arm on the windowsill and called my uncle with my good hand to tell him the situation.
After the filming, I said that my collarbone was broken in four small pieces, and I immediately arranged the operation. I called the emergency department and one of my hair stylists followed me into the operating room. My uncle told the nurse in the cart to go away. He personally pushed me into the operating room and watched me operate in the operating room.
After a period of time after anesthesia (local anesthesia), when I was young, I came to pinch my injured forehead and asked me if it hurt. I said yes, then I added anesthetic and asked, I said it still hurts. He said the anesthetic was not a good thing, but it still hurt. I said, why did you squeeze me so hard? He said forget it. Others use needles to test the effect of anesthetics.
I was completely awake during the whole operation, and I could hear clearly what the doctors and nurses said. I knew they were going to sew up my broken bones, fix them with stainless steel needles, sew up my flesh, and then take out the steel needles when the bones grow out.
The most ridiculous thing is that at first, only three of the four bone fragments were found, and I couldn't put them together. The surgeon is a young man. He groped in my flesh for a long time. I asked him what I was doing when I was young, and he said I couldn't find the missing piece. I can feel the pain when he gropes for the bone in my flesh, but I can bear it hard. After about five or six minutes (maybe not that long, but it feels a long time), I finally found it. When sewing bones, one hand pressed my shoulder, and the other hand pulled the wire hard, almost pulling me up several times.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the operation was completed. In the evening, I began to feel very painful. If you can't sleep, go to the nurse station to talk to the little nurse (almost everyone knows him). I went to five car accidents in the middle of the night, four were motorcycles and only one was an agricultural vehicle. The young man in the agricultural vehicle had his leg broken, but no one died. Three of the four motorcycles were killed and one was disabled.
Oh, my God! The next day, my relatives and friends went to the hospital to see me, so I asked them to help me sell my motorcycle quickly. On the third day, a friend bought my motorcycle in cash. From then on, I never dare to ride a motorcycle again, and I dare not buy a car when I have money. It was not until a few years later that it was inconvenient to do business without a car that I bought a car.
I was circumcised on 1997. The surgeon and I both know each other. The assistant and the little nurse are both women, and we are all familiar with them. How embarrassing it was when I took off my pants! But they are not embarrassed at all. After the operation, the little nurse prescribed me a medicine to prevent erection and explained the function and usage of the medicine to me. At that time, I thought "how embarrassing it would be to meet again", but after meeting, nothing happened.
When I gave birth to a baby by caesarean section, I met a male doctor when I wanted to shave my lower body and insert a catheter. I was embarrassed to take off my clothes, so I asked a female nurse for help, but what she said made me blush to my heels.
When I gave birth to Erbao, it was ten days before the due date. One day, my stomach suddenly began to ache intermittently. Because I had experience in this field when I gave birth to Dabao, I knew that the expected date of delivery might be advanced, but my husband was not at home that day, and I was the only one, so I went to the hospital by car.
After I went to the hospital to see the obstetrician, the doctor first gave me a B-ultrasound and found that the amniotic fluid was less and turbid. Later, the doctor gave me an internal examination and found that two fingers were opened in the cervix. But when I learned that my first child was delivered by caesarean section, the doctor said to cut it directly, and then asked my family to go through the hospitalization procedures for me.
When the doctors knew that I came to the hospital alone, they first scolded me and blamed me for being too careless. They dared to come to the hospital alone when the due date arrived, so they detained me and asked me to inform my family to come over quickly.
After my husband came to the hospital, he went through the hospitalization procedures for me. At that time, before my parents and mother-in-law came to the hospital, I was lying alone in the hospital bed, suffering from contractions.
It hurt all morning, and the doctor planned to arrange an operation for me in the afternoon, but the pain suddenly stopped after lunch. Later, I asked the doctor if he accidentally touched his stomach in his life, or hurt the tire gas, which caused a stomachache.
Seeing that my stomach stopped hurting, my mother-in-law told me to leave the hospital quickly. She said she wanted me to stay in the hospital for one more day, but the doctor said that from my B-ultrasound list, the child was full-term, the amniotic fluid was not so good, and the umbilical cord was around the neck. Considering that my first child was dissected, she suggested that I have a caesarean section as soon as possible to avoid accidents.
My mother-in-law is afraid that caesarean section will cost too much money. After a long discussion with her, she finally admitted and agreed to my operation.
I was scheduled to have an operation at 9 noon the next day. That morning, just after the doctor made rounds, a female nurse called me to a room. I saw a sign hanging on it, which said "skin preparation room" After entering the room, the female nurse pointed to a bed covered with a sterile towel and told me to lie down. She would put a catheter in me, shave my lower body and let me take off my pants.
But there was a male doctor at the bedside. He is right against the bed. The male doctor is writing something with a pen and notebook. I was embarrassed for a while and embarrassed to take off my clothes. The nurse has made preparations beside me. When she saw that I was not lying in bed, she said with a straight face, take off my clothes and lie on it. There are many patients behind us. What are you dawdling about
Then I pointed to the male doctor and said to the nurse, can you let him out first? How dare you take off your clothes? The female nurse said with a straight face after hearing my words. We have to contact so many patients all the time. Who will have time to watch you undress and lie down? Stop dawdling.
I wonder if the male doctor heard our conversation. He suddenly moved aside and moved his stool to the door to continue writing. Then the nurse kept urging me to hurry. Although I don't want to, I still lie in bed with my eyes closed. Although I am wearing a mask, I can feel my face burning. After all, this is the first time to undress in front of the opposite sex.
After these two jobs were done, I began to walk to the operating room, because I was afraid it would fall, because I had a urine bag in my body. I dragged my urine bag in one hand and my pants in the other, and then I went into the operating room and waited in bed.
As soon as I lay down, a doctor told me to put down my coat and then pull my pants to my knees. A surgeon saw it and said that her pants were light in color, so I took off my clothes in full view. Fortunately, the midwife next to me quickly took a piece of cloth to cover me, which eased my embarrassment.
However, when I thought that I would definitely open the cloth after surgery, I silently prayed that there would be no male doctor. However, this is just my idea. The anesthesiologist is a male doctor.
However, I feel that this male anesthesiologist has a much better attitude than a female doctor, and is not fierce at all. He also speaks very gently, very gently. When I was hugging my knees to get an anesthetic injection, the female doctor next to me kept yelling at me and calling me effeminate. The male anesthesiologist was not listening to me to comfort me, let me relax and cheer me up, and finally he successfully anesthetized me with his encouragement.
I am already half numb, and the sound of the knife scraping on my stomach during the operation clearly stung me. Although the operation didn't hurt, the sound made my scalp numb, so I was always nervous, especially when I wanted to take the baby out of my stomach, several doctors kept pressing my stomach. At that moment, I only felt sick, nauseous, particularly uncomfortable and helpless. The anesthesiologist comforted me that the baby was about to be taken out. Let me hold on a little longer. Sure enough, after the baby was taken out, the uncomfortable feeling disappeared instantly. To tell the truth, I was particularly nervous and scared in the operating room, and I was even more nervous about all kinds of yelling at doctors. Fortunately, the male anesthesiologist was there to comfort me.
After the operation, I was pushed back to the ward. At this time, two male staff members and my family moved me from the cart to the hospital bed like a pig. Because I was naked at that time, I was afraid that I would take off my clothes in the process of carrying me. The two staff members are also very considerate. Considering my embarrassment, I asked my family to hold the cloth covering my upper body and my husband to lift the place on my thigh.
In the first few hours after the operation, doctors and nurses will check the bleeding in your lower body from time to time, because there are no clothes below, but there are other patients' families in the ward, and several men keep coming in and out. At this time, the doctor will let all the men in the same ward go out, and the doctor will come to drain the congestion in your stomach every day for the next few days. I won't describe the pain of pressing your stomach. That kind of sour feeling is only available to women who have had caesarean section. In the next few days, the nurse will come twice a day and ask you to take off your pants first, and then a long clip with a cotton wool will scrub your lower body with iodophor. To tell you the truth, this program embarrassed me.
The most embarrassing thing I encountered during the operation was that there was a male doctor next to me when I inserted a catheter to shave my body hair. Although it is inevitable that a male doctor will be present when giving birth, for doctors, they are more concerned about your health, the health of your child, how to give birth safely and so on. As patients, we should put aside embarrassment, step on dignity and try our best to cooperate with doctors to complete the production.
Therefore, it is more important to have dignity and face when doing surgery, no matter whether he is embarrassed or not, as long as your operation is smooth and healthy!
Seven years ago, due to improper diet and other reasons, I accidentally contracted appendicitis. At first, I felt just a stomachache, a little fever and vomiting. I thought I just ate something wrong and didn't take it seriously. When you want to throw up, pour cold water on the faucet and feel much more comfortable.
Until later, the fever was a bit serious, and my stomach hurt so much that I couldn't walk. I told my girlfriend that she would go with me for a checkup. The doctor said it was a good thing that appendicitis festered in time, but it was hard to say one day later, so the operation was arranged that night.
I was pushed into the operating room and lay naked on the operating table. I just felt that someone was wiping something for me, and then I was in a daze. A familiar voice next to it was meaningful: "It was you". I carefully identified it with the remaining consciousness. Although wearing a mask, my eyes are still familiar. I was ashamed and confused.
When I woke up again, I was conscious. A male doctor told me not to sleep and let me talk to my old classmates. I just remembered that the nurse was my high school classmate and spent a short time with me. Later, I fell in love with my deskmate and deliberately alienated her. I remember she later found a gangster to scare me. I didn't expect to meet her here at this time The real way to go is very narrow.
I subconsciously looked up at the blade, but I was weak. She jokingly said, "Don't worry, I didn't cut it wrong for you. It's still there." The other medical staff laughed, and I couldn't wait to get off the bus. Everything with her in those days was only a matter of time, but today it is so embarrassing to present it in front of her.
When I was sent back to the ward, my girlfriend accompanied me and took care of me. She will always be there when I make rounds, and then I will open the quilt to see the sutured knife edge and catheter. I will blush subconsciously, and she asks, "Hey, are you still shy?"
Seeing her girlfriend's caring face, she said faintly, "Are you dating someone? Very beautiful, very discerning. " I asked her shyly, "Are you okay?"
She walked around the ward and proudly replied, "Does this matter to you?" Then I went out.
The object saw the clue and kept asking me. I told her the story of my school days, but she smiled and asked me how I feel now.
After a period of hospitalization, I recovered quickly. Before I left, I found my old classmate and left her contact information. She simply said that there was no need to send a banner to the doctor. If there is a problem, I will also call a surgeon. Then I turned and left.
I have never seen her since. I think she should have got married and had children a long time ago. I hope everything goes well.
Share a story: a sophomore girl went for appendicitis surgery and was vomited by her mother when she put an electrode film on her chest.
At five o'clock, an electrode piece on my chest somehow fell off, and then my mother called the nurse. A male doctor just came in to check the condition of the adjacent bed and looked at my electrode. He was wearing pajamas with buttons on the front (I don't know why he didn't have a hospital gown and couldn't wear underwear). Then the male doctor unbuttoned the button, fixed the electrode pad on it and said to my mother, "OK, call my office if you have any questions." ! "In an instant, my grandmother, my grandmother, my aunt and my aunt's primary school children all came to see it, and then my mother tugged at my tits with her hands, yes, with her hands." This hasn't grown yet. "
Then I heard the hearty laughter of the male doctor.
Then I heard my grandmother exchange views with her group. "It's really small. They are all flat. "
It was June 1, 15, and I thought it was really cold that summer.
Tell me another one I met when I accompanied my daughter-in-law for a prenatal examination:
On 20 15, my daughter-in-law was eight months pregnant and had a color Doppler ultrasound examination in the provincial capital hospital. After watching the film, the doctor was silent for a long time and meditated for almost ten minutes. She brushed off a list with a straight face and threw it to me. She said, "Go and pay 30,000 yuan, and get ready for hospitalization. If you want to save adults and children, get ready."
Neither my daughter-in-law nor I have seen this battle. At that time, my face turned white with fear and my daughter-in-law began to cry. I quickly called my parents and parents-in-law, and went downstairs to pay. My father-in-law told me on the phone not to worry, and asked me to take my daughter-in-law to the women's and children's hospital for a double examination before making a conclusion.
So I took my daughter-in-law to the women and children's hospital with the test results, waited in line for more than three hours, and handed over the test results and films of the last hospital to the doctor. I wanted to ask about the situation, but before I could speak, the doctor threw the information I handed me at my feet: "We don't recognize the inspections in other hospitals. If you want to see it, just check it again according to the list I made. "
I humbly asked her, "Can't this color Doppler film be taken this morning?"
The doctor glared at me and said nothing. He handed me a checklist directly. I took a look, and the appointment time for color ultrasound was set at 2 months later: "Doctor, don't be ridiculous. What should I check after my wife gives birth to a child two months later? "
We have to make an appointment here for so long!
The doctor's words almost made me angry, and my daughter-in-law quickly dragged me out. At this time, my father-in-law called and asked me to go back to the hospital in my hometown county. Li Yi, the director of obstetrics and gynecology over there, is the lover of my father-in-law's old comrade-in-arms, and said hello.
So I went back to my hometown with my wife. As a result, Li Yi watched the film and said, "Don't be afraid, it's just a small hemangioma on the placenta, nothing. However, the doll head is a bit big, afraid that I will have a caesarean section. "
Sure enough, the daughter-in-law delivered a caesarean section a week in advance, and the son was born with seven pounds and two ounces. The embarrassment came at this time, because I told Li Yi all about seeing a doctor in the provincial capital. Therefore, Li Yi seized this opportunity to bring his wife's placenta and her interns to the operating table and give a live lecture: "Don't be superstitious about those big experts and professors in the future. Seeing is believing and observing more. My niece was almost scared to death by those people. A small benign hemangioma is said to be like a life that can't be saved. "
My daughter-in-law listened to Li Yi's live teaching in a semi-coma state. After coming out of the delivery room, she kept saying, "Husband, I never thought that having a son would become a teaching prop."
Mother and child are safe, and I am laughing loudly.
The thing about 1 is that for ophthalmology or otolaryngology, surgery is relatively simple, and there will be 4 or 5 patients waiting in line for surgery at a time. As a result, one of the patients wanted to go to the toilet, so the nurse had to take him to the operating room to go to the toilet for convenience. After telling him how to get there, he came back to do his own thing. As a result, he waited for nearly an hour and didn't see the patient, so he looked for it during the operation and finally found it in a relatively remote corner. The last reason was that the operation was too big and the decoration was the same. He forgot how to get back.
The second thing is to take off your pants. Generally speaking, if you go to the operating room for surgery, you need to change into a hospital gown to facilitate rescue and catheterization. However, it was an emergency operation that day, and you didn't have time to change it. Moreover, the patient's pants were very tight that day, belonging to tight pants, and the patient was relatively fat. As a result, he took off his pants for nearly 20 minutes.
The third thing is that the new doctors or nurses don't understand the rules of the operating room and are easy to touch things, which makes all the operating tables dirty and need to be replaced. This has happened more than once or twice. Every time, that person will be scolded.
In fact, there are many such things, as long as you go to surgery, you may encounter them.
I wish you all good health!
I had a caesarean section, and the operating room was full of male doctors, old and young. It is necessary to shave off a part of pubic hair before cutting. Yes, as you can imagine, my pubic hair was shaved off by a male doctor during caesarean section. I am really, really nervous and embarrassed. But I trust the doctor and have no other ideas. I heard that the chief surgeons of caesarean section in Japan are basically men, because men are more stable than women.
Then after caesarean section, two doctors tried to lift me off the operating table, but they didn't. The baby gained more than 50 kilograms, and the daughter only gained more than 7 kilograms. The doctor laughed at me and said that all the nutrients were absorbed by me.
After giving birth, I was sent to the ward. The doctor said you can't eat or drink without venting. After 3 hours, my lips were very dry. The doctor asked my mother-in-law to wet my lips with a cotton swab. My mother-in-law tried to wet my lips directly with a wet towel. As a result, I bit into the wet towel and sucked up all the water inside. Fortunately, it's a new towel [covering your face].
We can't get out of bed two days before caesarean section, and the doctor will change our diapers. This is what makes me feel that caesarean section is the most unbearable place. Is to clamp the urine with a clamp and draw it out. I have had two caesarean sections, both of which left me with particularly painful memories. That's more unbearable than surgery. It is because the urine strip is too thin that I am anxious when I want to pee. As a result, half of it flowed into the urine note and half of it went into bed (I was covered with thick toilet paper). And when you pee, the place where you pee is particularly uncomfortable. I wonder if others are like me.
I didn't eat two days before caesarean section. I won't feel hungry either. I heard that we hung up nutritious water. So I won't be hungry. After two days, when I can eat, I will be constipated. Think about what it feels like to be constipated when you can't even get out of bed. In the end, I can only make1.20 thousand efforts to get out of bed. With the support of her husband and mother-in-law, it took a lot of effort to get out. I can't finish wiping my ass by myself, so my husband and mother-in-law help me. At that time, I really felt like a basket case. I thanked my mother-in-law from the bottom of my heart. So, now, although my mother-in-law did something that made me unhappy before. But when I think about it, I think I should not argue with my mother-in-law.
What is particularly embarrassing is that my husband is a humorous person. We won't change his habit in our ward. Several women in our ward were all delivered by caesarean section. As soon as everyone listened to my husband, they all laughed and didn't dare to break their wounds [cover their faces] [cover their faces]
Linlin went to the digestive department of a hospital because of frequent abdominal pain. After the doctor diagnosed, he prescribed medicine for clearing the intestines, and told Linlin to go home to take medicine, and then went to the hospital for colonoscopy. If there is a foreign body in the intestine, a sample should be taken for pathological analysis.
The next day, Linlin took the colonoscopy sheet. After the nurse's duty room was equal, the nurse sent a shoe cover and told Linlin to wait for the doctor to call outside the colonoscopy.
After a while, a nurse in the colonoscopy room opened the door and leaned out to call Linlin's name. But when Linlin opened the door, he found a handsome male doctor in his thirties standing by the bed, fiddling with the colonoscopy probe. Looked at, Linlin mind suddenly blank. I thought: how can it be a male doctor? When Linlin hesitated whether to do colonoscopy, the doctor gestured to Linlin with a straight face: "Take off your pants and lie on the bed, with your knees bent sideways and your ass facing me."
See the doctor say so, Linlin's face suddenly red to the neck. So Linlin attached it to the nurse's ear and muttered, "Why is a male doctor doing a colonoscopy today?"
"What's the matter with male doctors? In the eyes of doctors, there is no distinction between men and women, only patients and doctors! " The nurse said loudly.
After hearing the conversation between Linlin and the nurse, the male doctor said coldly, "If you want to choose a female doctor, then I will advise you not to do it. When the female doctor is on duty one day, we will see whether it is important to treat the disease or choose a doctor!"
Seeing what the doctor said, Linlin had to dawdle to the bed, but when he took off his pants, he didn't take them off for a long time because he was wearing tight jeans. I don't know whether he is nervous or shy.
Seeing this, the male doctor said, "Hurry up, it's hard to tell you to take off your pants!" " If it is as difficult for others to take off their pants as you are, I can't do colonoscopy for several people all morning. "Say that finish, he had to sign for the nurse to help Linlin take off his pants. So, the nurse divided by three times five, and immediately took off Linlin's pants.
Linlin was lying in bed, his heart pounding. Shortly after the colonoscopy entered the intestine from the rectum, the doctor stopped, then stared at the monitor of the colonoscopy and muttered to the nurse, "What do you think is that black one?"
Then he asked Linlin, "What did you eat last night? How can I see a small piece of undigested vegetable residue sticking to the intestinal wall? "
Linlin said, "I cooked vegetable noodles last night."
"Green vegetables are not easy to digest. Didn't you just eat rice congee or noodles? You don't know that this kind of vegetable residue sticks to the intestinal wall and is easy to be misdiagnosed. " The doctor said.
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Because it is an ordinary colonoscopy, not a painless colonoscopy. So, as the doctor kept swimming in the intestine, Linlin groaned loudly in pain.
Perhaps he was used to shouting, and the doctor said innocently, "elder sister, what are you shouting?" Is it more painful than giving birth? You have never given birth to a child? "
Linlin said weakly in pain, "I haven't given birth yet. Don't talk nonsense! "
As a beautiful girl, she suffers from appendicitis. Appendicitis, that is, it happens carelessly, and it hurts to death every time it happens.
Everyone who has had it should have felt it.
A beautiful girl like me sent it back and forth many times, and every time she rolled on the ground in pain.
Finally relapsed and decided to have an operation.
I was like this before the operation.
It turned out that I would be afraid of surgery, and I was shaking with anesthesia.
The operation was done by my own uncle, and I was relieved at the same time …
For example, when I was lying on the operating table, the nurse sister actually pulled my pants! ! ! !
I also took off my underwear! !
Fade below the thigh. I was shocked. That's my face.
Ah! Why did you pull my pants? !
Sister nurse smiled and said nothing. Don't be shy. When I was talking, the anesthetic came up.
Then I fell asleep.
When I woke up, the operation had been finished, and a nurse sister was connecting my catheter.
Lying in the trough, she still looked unskilled, and so did I.
Don't forget to ask my beautiful nurse sister. Will you be careful?
Just then, my uncle came over, and he saw that the nurse's sister was not skilled. He came over and showed me as a textbook to the nurse's sister and said, don't you think this is enough?
Sister nurse nodded while watching carefully.
Finally, I was pushed out of the operating room, and my family swarmed, which made me feel so warm.
Then I went into the ward. Let me introduce the background at this time.
I have four aunts, two uncles and two aunts. I am my father's eldest daughter, and my uncles and aunts have only given birth to sons!
I became the darling of my little girls, and everyone loved me more.
So at this time, all the people standing in the ward are my big brothers, all big and burly. Then!
When everyone carried me to the bed and took away one surgical cloth after another, the surgical cloth looked like this.
The photo I'm looking for.
That's it. Open it layer by layer, everyone! I was stripped of my pants!
It's cold! Just exposed in public! ! (Inside, my innocence! ! ! ! )
It was noisy in the ward, and suddenly there was no sound. Everyone had a tacit understanding and didn't speak. And I closed my eyes shyly and pretended to sleep because my uncle inserted a catheter for me. I'm so witty! ! At that time, my heart was like this.
Nobody told me about it afterwards, and I pretended not to know. But I've always been embarrassed to meet the boss.
Girls who are going to have appendicitis surgery must remember to pull up your pants after seeing my personal experience!
After I told my girlfriend about it afterwards, she broke down with laughter. I hope you can give me some warmth.
Don't laugh at beautiful girls.
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