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Woman, have a drink and tell me something funny.

Funny sentences about regretting drinking. Talk about your mood.

1, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

2. Leading the whole process and leading in the future.

I can stay awake, or I can stay sober for a thousand cups.

4, the mind before drinking, the truth after drinking.

5, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

Funny sentences about regretting drinking. Talk about your mood.

6, the lady advised wine: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, the leader did not drink me ugly.

7. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

8, one leg at a time, drinking does not count.

9. Time flies like lightning. How many times can you and I drink?

10, who can have a drink or two, such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.