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What are the words to imitate a concubine to tease the emperor?

Imitate the concubine’s words to tease the emperor:

1. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and all the rain and dew should be wetted by them.

2. My concubine bathes and undresses His Majesty.

3. The country, the country, and the country are tied to Your Majesty. You must take good care of the dragon body, which is the blessing of all people. Don’t work day and night, because I will feel heartbroken.

4. Longevity without borders, health of the holy body, and prosperity of the country.

5. May the Emperor be blessed with good fortune and good health.

6. May the Holy Body of the Emperor rest in peace forever.

7. May the Emperor be in good health and may the world be peaceful.

8. The Holy Mother and the Son of God live forever and ever and will live forever and ever again.

9. Yesterday and today, one Buddha was born, and another Buddha was born.

10. It has been cold recently. Your Majesty, please keep warm.

11. I am a commoner. He won the favor of His Majesty and entered the palace. I would like to die to repay the king.

12. Please be favored by the emperor.

13. Long live the emperor, long live the emperor. My daughter is Xuanzi of the Chunyuan clan, and her father is a hussar general.

14. A generation falls in love with the city and chases the waves, and Wu Gong recalls his family in the sky. Follow the example of the girl next door in the east, her hair is white and her gauze is still hanging by the stream.

15. One day without seeing you is like three autumns.

16. I just want to be with the emperor more, but I cannot be a good concubine.