Who knows what rhymes with the toast on the wine table?

1. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings. 2. Deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood 3. One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, and five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting. I can't drink, and I have no future. After nine drinks, I concentrate on training. I don't want to be a leader. If I can drink without losing money, I will be the leading secretary. If I drink too much, I will lose my job. If I drink too little for a long time, it will be difficult to find talents. If I run halfway, I will be promoted early. I will lead the whole process and lead the future. The big river has wide waves, so I'll do it when I pick up this cup. 6. Show my skills in a crisis. 7. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! 8. Drink one or two if you can, so that friends are generous enough! Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself! I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate! Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later! Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it! 9. It is not true that the wine is not enough, and it is not true that the wine is not drunk; Deep feelings, a bite; Shallow feelings, lick it; Emotional iron, drinking and bleeding; Feelings are there, and drinking is unbeaten; I feel it.-What? -Drink more! 10. You drink one, I drink one, and my face turns red; You take a bite, I take a bite, and the stars are shaking. You're not drunk, and neither am I. Who sleeps on the wide road? You also drink, I also drink, three cups is called big brother. 1 1. If you want to be healthy, you must rely on alcohol to protect yourself. Wine is the essence of food, and the more you drink, the younger you get. Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. 12. I'd rather be blind than spill wine. I'd rather die than be an alcoholic, but I can drink well. 13. Located in the two rivers, I drink it as soup! 14. Alcohol is toxic, so it will make you uncomfortable if you don't drink it. 15. One meal a day will lead to 99 lives. Get drunk one day and live to be a hundred years old! 16. It's sunny in September, so don't be afraid of getting drunk! 17. The east wind blew and the drums thundered. Who drinks today is afraid of who! 18. Men live like dogs without drinking, and men live like eunuchs without smoking. Drink revolutionary wine every day. 19. Drinking red eyes, drinking bad stomach, drinking soft feet, drinking memory greatly reduced. Drinking people's envy, drinking units lack funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand-it's not right to drink or not. We are drunk every day! 20. Drink revolutionary wine every day and go home back to back with your wife. His wife reported to the commission for discipline inspection, and the secretary of the commission for discipline inspection said: it is wrong to drink or not; My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget; My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day; The wife sued the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk to death. Wine makes a hero and refuses to obey his wife! ! ! 22. The commodity economy is in great circulation. After two drinks, it will be open and refreshed. 23. Intimate friends rarely drink, and if they don't drink too much, they will drink too much. 24. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and one cup after another is handed down. 25. There is no cloud in the sky, and I can't count that cup just now. 26. Drink wine for close friends, and poems will be sung to others. 27. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later. 28. Drink the wine! No cable? -love is much more expensive, and if it is chaotic, it will turn over! Drink, drink, drink "