The sentence of the chat routine of picking up girls

Men who don't know how to pick up girls now, if you really can't learn the following chat routines, after all, it is also a great pleasure to tease those nasty routines with their girlfriends, whether online or in reality.

First, the sentence of the chat routine of picking up girls

1. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.

I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

Nothing else, just want to hear your voice.

I know you will be my future, so I wait.

6. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

7. I don't want a short-term tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.

8. Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.

Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

10. I met someone today, and his back looks like yours.

1 1. No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you.

Please be my baby.

13. As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters.

14. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

15. I smiled inexplicably, just because I thought of you.

16. Everyone thinks that you are my world.

17. Only with you, I won't envy others.

18. Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you.

19. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the bride.

20. I love you until the news broadcast ends.

2 1. Won't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her?

22. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

I can't say you, but I like you.

24. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

25. If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you.

26. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

27. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.

28. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

29. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.

30. Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

Second, online pick up girls dirty routine sentences

1. Do you like candy? W: I don't like it. Man: Then why are you so sweet? Do you like candy? Woman: Yes. Man: No wonder you are so cute.

2. Do you know? Your eyes are beautiful, and I know your horoscope! "Woman: What is it? Male: Andromeda.

3. What are you doing? M: I miss you, too.

4. W: What's your mobile phone password? Answer: You set your mobile phone to 9946 to answer her, which means I like you.

5. Does this girl like reading? Woman: Yes. Man: Uncle likes to see you, too.

6.w: when was the last time you kissed? Man: You can say, "Come and tell you quietly." Then she put her ear together and you kissed her on the cheek.

7. You were chatting with your sister, and suddenly you stopped talking, then you stared at her eyes and gave a fascinated smile. My sister asked, Why are you staring at me? M: You can be naughty and not tell you.

8. You are cute, as cute as a pig. Woman: My sister will say you are a pig. Man: You can say ok, ok, you are cuter than a pig.

9. If your sister does something wrong or doesn't do well, you tell her, "You're fired!"

10. Sister has done something for you. You can say, "You want to buy my heart so simply. Have you considered my physical feelings? "

1 1.M: I think you are a smart girl; W: Why? Man: big breasts are always brainless, but small breasts are smart. No matter what my sister says, it doesn't matter if you keep talking about big breasts and small breasts. The most important thing is not to have big and small at the same time.

12. When you and your sister are in an ambiguous stage, you can talk about some ridiculous and dirty content in depth. You can say, "Actually, I don't care whether my sister's breasts are big or not, as long as I can tell the front from the back when I sleep, otherwise it's always strange to carry her for a long time."

13.M: I don't want to continue chatting with you; Woman: What's the matter? M: Talking to a girl with your temperament will be envied by other boys (provided that the girl really has some temperament and is confident). Girls can laugh, so you continue to say: but I admire your courage; W: Why? M: I am a handsome man with temperament. Aren't you afraid of other women's vicious colors? I am a popular lover!

14. Sister: Why are you so disobedient? You can amplify your voice and say, "What? You said you wanted to support me? God, I am a serious person! " Sister's face will turn green on the spot.

Third, it's obscene to make fun of your girlfriend.

1. You have a sweet smile.

It tastes salty.

2. Be my little princess

Eating only my lollipops is not hard.

3. Others approach you

Have sex with you.

I'm different.

I can try the balcony, kitchen and car.

I like lying under me best.

Hit your body hard, watch the way you look up and breathe gently.

5. The first day

M: Hi [cute]

W: What's your name?

Male: 163

Woman: Your name is 163[ in a daze]

Man: I said your height [laughs]

W: How do you know?

Man: Don't you realize that 163 is your number? I am 25 centimeters taller than you.

Woman: I didn't realize that 170 is your number [supercilious look]

M:I m 188[ laughter]

Woman: If you are tall, you will be tall. If it's a big deal, look up and see how old you are.

Man: [chuckle] [chuckle] Then your neck will ache.

Woman: Like a telephone pole [despise] [despise]

Man: [contemptuously]

Woman: [Right hem] I can't believe I'm so short.

Try to use some of your own basic conditions, not deliberately say anything, not humorous, so that she has a good impression on you. Is it simple?

Woman: {photo} Is this you?

M: It's me [shy], a long time ago.

You observe each other, and the other person will observe you at the same time, and will go to your circle of friends to find your information, so it is very important to show the value of your circle of friends. If you want to learn how to build a circle of friends, you can look at the messages I pushed in the past.

Woman: No [crying] This man is much cuter than you!

Man: it's not me, it's you [left hem]

Woman: [loser] You want to die. You always run away from me.

Man: You bit me [pick your nose]

Now little girls believe in constellations. It will help if you look at them.

Man: You are a Scorpio. What a coincidence! Me too [shy].

W: When is your birthday?

Man: Brother, I caught the tail of Scorpio.

Woman: Who recognized you as a brother? I'm so angry [left hum].

Man: Ha ha ha ha, you're killing me.

Woman: Scorpio is like this! [supercilious look]

Man: Little sister, you can scold yourself, but don't give me a dirty look.

W: I can't tell you, but the baby is unhappy [wronged] [wronged]

Man: I can't bear to praise me.

Woman: Why are you so upset [crying]? I thought you were a gentle woman, and as a result! !

Man: I am a quiet and handsome man.

Woman: Don't be disgusted [despised] [despised] in the middle of the night.

Man: Stand down. You can't beat me. I'm going to bed.

Woman: I'm bored to death. See you in debt!

Man: [yawns] [yawns] Don't think about me.

W: I'm tired of marijuana disappearing.

M: Good night.

There is no need to show a sense of need to pave the way for the next chat.

the next day

At night, my sister sent a message on her own initiative.

Woman: Hey.

Man: What's the matter? Miss me?

Woman: Well, I miss you so much [supercilious look].

Man: It's a pity that I didn't miss you [yawn]

Woman: Come on ~ I don't miss you! [Curse] I'm just bored, just talking to you.

Man: Ang ~ then I'll teach you a funny one.

Woman: What are you playing?

Man: Roll the dice, be honest and dare to be sinister.

Woman: Come on, I'm afraid you can't do it.

The next step is the game. The loser answers the winner's question. When answering, be casual and keep mysterious. Why is it so risky to choose the truth? Because it's easier to know each other's little secrets, and it's also ambiguous. In the course of the game, when asking some sensitive questions in the early stage, the other party began to shrink back and needed to change the normal topic to give her a sense of security. Slowly cut into the questions you want to know, and slowly guide the sexual needs.

Remember, you still need a lot of normal questions in the early stage to dispel your opponent's guard. When the other person asks you questions, remember not to show your low value. Ask further questions, warm up the atmosphere to a climax, then ask the other person's home address and so on, and then start inviting.