April Fool’s Day humorous remarks

1. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang. My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

2. I feel panicked on April Fool’s Day and get nervous when I see text messages. I don't know if it is true or false, I hesitate in my heart. Don't be angry if you get caught, it's only once a year.

3. Others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money. I only have a pot of cactus, so I hold it and muster up the courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!"

4. On April Fool’s Day, please always stay vigilant; on April Fool’s Day, please be careful of all unknown events; on April Fool’s Day, remember to use your smart brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Missing you happened seconds ago, missing you happened thousands of kilometers away, hitting you happened out of necessity, and lying to you happened now and from the bottom of my heart.

6. If you are cheated, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you cheat, it means you can play. If you have not cheated, it means you are kind! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. You are both beautiful and cute, smart and characterful, kind yet courageous. You have so many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. I’ll lend it to you for April Fool’s Day!

8. Let me tell you good news. Your boss wants to promote you, give you a raise, give you a car, and give you great power! Sorry, I started talking in my sleep again. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. A beautiful little pig will run up to you, look at you with admiration, wag its tail, shake its butt, and sing to you: "When I grow up, I will It becomes you. ”

10. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called unspeakable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!