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What is the first thing for migrant workers to go home?

Finally, I got my salary. Several migrant workers who work together in different places have to go home separately for the New Year. Everyone will get together and walk around the town to see what they need to buy.

I am very happy because I am going home soon. When you walk on the road, you are talking and laughing. From time to time, I will make a joke to make everyone happy.

Working in northern Shaanxi and going home for the New Year, everyone wants to bring some special products back. A Luoyang man said that the dates in northern Shaanxi are very good and the price is very cheap. These things are rare in my hometown in Luoyang. I don't want to buy cooked soup at ordinary times. Even if I buy a few, I will keep them as an introduction to Chinese medicine.

A buddy in Shandong said that millet in northern Shaanxi is nourishing and millet porridge is authentic. When the Red Army liked it very much, I took it back to cook millet and jujube porridge for my old mother.

Some people say that the mutton in northern Shaanxi is good, and the soft mutton is only 30 yuan. There are also yellow rice in northern Shaanxi, and the fried yellow rice on the set is delicious.

Just as everyone was talking about it, suddenly a Zhoukou guy who hadn't spoken for a long time said, Don't you look at what you bought home, just to please your wife? Honestly, what's the first thing you do when you get home?

Hearing this, everyone was quiet for a while. Someone must have thought about it, but everyone knows that there are loopholes in this young man's words, and no one answered at the moment.

"When I get home, I will meet my mother, talk about things at home and say hello." This is a Henan answer, no problem.

"Go back and hug your grandson first. Haven't seen you for half a year. I'm afraid he doesn't even know me! " The other man replied.

"Go back and deposit the money in the bank first!" Someone shouted "Don't worry too much"!

"Go back and let my wife bake oil steamed stuffed bun first. I haven't eaten overheated steamed buns in my hometown for half a year. I really want to eat them! "

I want to eat handmade noodles, but I can't get tired of it for three days?

I want to go to my daughter's house to see my grandson first?

"This is not true. I've been out for half a year. Don't you want to make out with your wife for a while first? " The young man finally couldn't help shouting.

"With your teaching, the calf doesn't even have a girlfriend and knows a lot!" Someone shouted at it.

"Who doesn't have a girlfriend? My girlfriend works as a waitress in a restaurant in Xi 'an! "I'm going to Xi 'an to find her this time?

"Boy, you have a girlfriend, why are you begging us to introduce you to your girlfriend all day? Stop bragging! "

Everyone was amused by their conversation, and the unique bold laughter of migrant workers floated on the desert path.

Dear migrant workers, have you got your salary? Did you buy a train ticket? What's the first thing you do when you get home? You can tell me in the comments below!