Selected quotations from children

The child's words are unscrupulous, and what he blurts out is an unthinking quotation, which outlines the id that is full of loopholes but the most affectionate. The following are my carefully compiled quotations for you. I hope you like them.

Naive quotations

The kitten went to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world? The kitten said: I know! The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are. The kitten said: There are two countries, namely China and foreign countries!

2) One day, Hengheng didn't eat well. Dad said angrily, Hengheng, if you don't listen, dad will sell you and buy a obedient Hengheng back. Hengheng listened to his father's words and said angrily, no, I asked my mother to sell my father and buy a father who won't lose his temper.

3) It's nine o'clock in the evening, but my daughter is wide awake. I said to my daughter: Yoyo, you are going to sleep. If you don't sleep, it won't last long. ? My daughter smiled and said to me, You are so big and tall that you can stay up late. ? I was dumbfounded.

4) One day just after lunch, grandma got up and said, I'm going to wash the dishes. ? Xu Xu immediately took grandma to sit down and said? Mother washes the dishes and grandpa cooks. ? Grandma smiled and asked Xu Xu: What does grandma do? Grandma plays with me. ?

5) Mom: My little sister next door is crying all day, so that my aunt doesn't know what to do. Bao Xiao: It's all my aunt's fault. He came back from the hospital. Why don't you want one? Baby guide book? And then what?

That day, I asked Hui Hui to wash his hands and eat. He is watching TV and doesn't want to go. I said:? Don't watch TV if you don't go. ? Hui Hui came:? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses. ? Then I went to wash my hands immediately.

7) Beibei accidentally broke his forehead, and his mother painted him with some purple potions. Searle, who was painting, saw it and asked, Ah, who painted it on your head? What a bad guy!

Father: Pierre, don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two little brothers for you last night. Just tell the teacher. Pierre: Dad, I just said that I gave birth to one and the other. I want to stay until next week when I don't want to go to school.

9) One of her colleagues has a one-year-old daughter who has started to change her teeth. Her mother took her back to work after her tooth was pulled out. My mother asked her: Does your tooth still hurt? The little girl's answer made everyone around her laugh: Oh, I left my tooth in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts! ?

10) Dad told his daughter that she often went hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked sympathetically, Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you had no food?

Children's Quotations and Dialogue Quotations

1) The child eats at his aunt's house, and her aunt cooks fish for him. The child said while eating: this fish is delicious, it would be better if it didn't put thorns!

Hui Hui made a new friend. Hui Hui asked what his name was, and the children said? My name is Zhang Junqing. ? Hui Hui asked? Is it black?

3) Xixi stayed at grandma's house for one night. When she got home, her father kindly asked, Sissy, did you sleep well at grandma's house? He thought for a long time and shook his head. I fell asleep and didn't smell it. ?

4) I took my daughter for a walk at night and met my colleagues. During the chat, my colleague said: My son is a sophomore. ? The daughter quickly said:? Aunt, I'm in kindergarten and I'm in Class Two, too. ?

5) Xiaoming goes to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks: Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns like ass? They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened the handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, Grandma, look! There is shit in it! Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.

6) Grandma told Hengheng the story of the little white rabbit and the big bad wolf. Grandma asked Hengheng: The little white rabbit said that the big bad wolf was not his mother. What did the big bad wolf think when she didn't open the door? Hengheng thought for a moment and said, the wolf must be very strange. Why do rabbits here all speak human language?

7) Watching TV with my three-year-old nephew. There is a cow with black and white flowers on TV. I told him: this is a cow. ? Two days later, I went to the zoo. When my nephew saw the zebra, he opened his mouth and said, Uncle, I know, this is a milk horse. ?

8) One night, Yo-Yo kept making trouble. I was sick and didn't pay attention to her, so she cried. After crying for a while, I told him to lie down and sleep. Yo-yo climbed over and asked with a smile, Do you listen to my crying song?

After school, Xiaoming said to Xiaogang: I am very happy today. I played table tennis with my teacher, but I ate all the balls served by my teacher. Grandma, who came to pick Xiao Ming up from school, interrupted: What's the matter, the teacher asked you to eat table tennis horizontally? What teacher? I will find him. Can children eat balls?

10) Once, Hengheng's mother was on a business trip. Dad bought her a lot of delicious food and fun, but Hengheng was still unhappy. Dad asked her, Hengheng, what do you want? Dad will buy it for you. ? Hengheng thought for a moment and said? Then you can buy your mother back. I miss her. ?

1 1) Xixi stood by the mirror and twisted around with her eyes closed. I think it's strange. I went over and asked him, what are you doing? He said, I'm looking in the mirror! I said, then why did you close your eyes? He said loudly, I am watching me sleep!

12) My mother often tells Xiaomei: Don't shake your skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother: Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won! Mom said angrily, didn't I tell you? Don't pose in a skirt! Xiaomei said proudly, but I am so smart! I took off my underwear inside, so he couldn't see my underwear!

13) I played chess online and my little niece took a shit. Uncle, help me wipe my ass? I said I was looking for your father, and then I saw her turn her back on me step by step, shouting classic: reverse, please pay attention! Reverse, please pay attention! ?

Bao Xiao is a computer geek. He suddenly turned off his computer for more than ten days. His mother asked him what happened. He said:? There is a virus in my computer. If I don't open it, it will have no food. I will starve those viruses. ?

15) Seeing Bao Xiao desperately blowing dog hair, his father asked: Baby, why are you blowing dog hair? Bao Xiao replied? The teacher said that dandelion hair will grow a lot of little dandelions after being blown by the wind, and I also want many puppies to play with me. ?

16) Xu rode a small bike and went out to buy food with his grandmother. Downstairs, he refused to come up and went out to play. Grandma said to him:? Do you want to come up? I'm going up! ? Xu Xu sat motionless on the bike and finally said to her grandmother, I'll wait for you! ?

17) reading at night, yo-yo sitting for a long time suddenly lying on the sofa, shouting, alas! ? . I asked:? What happened? Youyou:? I have no electricity. ?

18) mom:? Baby, what kind of steamed stuffed bun do you want? There are big meat, beef and vegetarian steamed buns. ? Bao Xiao:? I am not a vegetarian! ? Mom:? Why? Bao Xiao:? I am not a monk! ? Mom is dizzy!

19) 10-year-old sister took a bag of crispy rice in the yard and ate it with relish The 5-year-old brother watched eagerly. He was embarrassed to say that he wanted to eat, so he asked his sister if she was crispy. I think this kid is quite subtle, and then a classic scene appears? My sister took a piece and put it in her mouth. Listen, she said.

20) When playing games, the teacher asked the children to talk about their dreams. Xiao Ming was the first to raise his hand and say, I had a good dream yesterday. ? The teacher asked, OK, why don't you tell me about your dream? Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, Teacher, you speak! You were there. ?

Classic children's quotations

1) according to the unified deployment of the city, the residential property has set up poison bait sites in every corner of the building, so they use small boards for fear of hurting children? Poison bait? . Hengheng asked his mother, what is this? Mom said: it's a place to put rat poison. Hengheng thought for a moment and said to his mother, fortunately, the mouse can't read, otherwise it will expose the target.

2) Hengheng's birthday is coming. Mother asked him what he wanted for his birthday. Hengheng thought for a moment and said, I want to find a younger brother to play with me on my birthday. Mom said with a smile, it's too late. Hengheng said: Too late? Then why doesn't mom work overtime to have a younger brother?

3) Xixi did something bad and Dad got angry. Mom:? Baby, look, dad is angry! ? Sissy:? Dad is very angry, and the consequences are very serious! ? Dad was amused. Sissy:? That's right, dad It's nice to have a smile. When you are angry, you look like a rotten egg. ? Dad:? Huh?

4) Take the eldest brother's children to the bathroom to take a bath one day. Just after undressing, my little nephew looked at me and said to me, Uncle, why is your penis as big as mine? I'm so depressed. At this moment, my little nephew patted me and said solemnly: Never mind, my mother said it would grow up!

5) The baby was sleeping, and a mosquito flew to his ass. Dad drove away the mosquitoes and put some toilet water on the baby's ass. The baby woke up with a start and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!

6) Four-year-old Heng Heng always said that when he grew up, he would be a navy like an uncle. Mother always said to him:? Then you must learn to swim first. ? This time, Hengheng asked his mother: Why do you have to learn to swim? Are there not enough points for warships?

7) Bao Xiao: Mom, do plants want to eat? Mom: No need. Bao Xiao: So how to grow up? Mom: Get some sunshine, get some sunshine, and you can grow up. Bao Xiao: Wow, I can grow without eating. Then I want to be a vegetable!

8) I had lunch one day. The rice was steamed by Yi Xuan's father. I took a bite and felt hard. I said to her, Yi Xuan, is the rice hard? She said:? The sun will be soft when it comes out! ?

9) When the family and children were playing a tornado in the community, it rained lightly, and everyone was hiding under the eaves. Other children went in in the rain again, and then the adults went out to bring the children back. Everyone watched the child being carried back to the eaves, giggling, and then said strangely, hey hey, I didn't go down. ?

10) Aunt Li, who was pregnant, went to Hengheng's house to ask Hengheng's mother about prenatal education. In the meantime, Hengheng heard Aunt Li say that the baby in her stomach was kicking around, and asked Hengheng's mother what to do? Hengheng said, Aunt Li, what's so difficult about this? Why don't you give the child a toy and he will stop playing when he has something to play in it?

1 1) One day, the baby told his mother that I want to marry my cousin when I grow up. Mom said in distress situation: No, relatives can't get married. The ball ball said inexplicably, isn't dad your relative? How do you and dad get married?

12) Xixi's father:? Don't always do things in exchange. This is blackmail, okay? Blackmail is not what a good boy should do. ? Sissy:? Then I won't blackmail you if you buy me a box of watercolor pens. ?

One day, Xixi sneezed, rubbed his nose and said that he had a runny nose. ? I didn't see anything and ignored him. After a while, I asked him if he still had a runny nose, and Xixi said, no? I asked where my nose went, and Xixi replied. Under the sofa. ?

14) According to the usual practice, the mother will lead the children to clean up the toys together, and the mother is very cute. Baby, let's collect building blocks together and let them go home. ? The little guy said seriously, collecting toys is very tiring! ?

One day, my mother was busy cooking in the kitchen. Hengheng ran over and asked, Mom, where am I from? Mom said:? I brought you back from the hospital. ? Oh, then you can go to the hospital and bring me a sister tomorrow. ?

16) the mid-term exam is over, dad:? How did you do in the exam? Bao Xiao:? What a mess? Dad:? Playing football is so good that you can't pass the exam. Bao Xiao:? Playing football is cooperative. ?

17) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously:? Mom, does the table have legs or not? Mom:? Of course it has legs, otherwise how can it stand up? Daughter:? Then why doesn't it go?

18) mom:? Baby, call your father and ask him why he hasn't come downstairs yet! ? Bao Xiao:? I won't fight, you fight yourself! ? Mom:? Why didn't you call? Bao Xiao:? He is your husband, not mine! ?

19) Grandma took three-year-old Bao Xiao by bus. After a while, Bao Xiao said, Grandma, look, that aunt's ass is flowing out. ? Grandma looked up and stood in front of her with an aunt in a thong.

Buck's father is sitting on a park bench to rest. A child stood by him for a long time and never left. Buck was very surprised and asked, Angel, why do you always stand here? The child said:? This bench has just been painted. I want to see you stand up. ?

2 1) Turn off the lights and go to bed. Little nephew quickly climbed onto the big bed. Dad pulled up the quilt: you are so old, don't always haunt your mother, and don't be in the same bed with your mother again. ? Little nephew:? Hey, you're older than me. You are taller. Why do you sleep in the same bed as your mother?

22) Hengheng heard the announcer say that XXX was resting in peace on TV. She asked her father, Dad, what do you mean by rest? Dad said: rest is sleep. ? Oh? Constant constant nodded his head. The next night, Hengheng said to her mother seriously. Mom, I want to rest in peace with you tonight. ?

23) Xiaoxi woke up in the morning, muttering to herself, and suddenly fell silent. I called twice? Bao Xiao? , cc reluctantly replied:? Bao Xiao fell asleep. ? I asked with a smile: Bao Xiao is asleep. Who's that talking? Xixi replied:? Mom. ?

24) The first-grade teacher teaches children about poultry and animals. Teacher: There is an animal with two feet. Every morning when the sun comes out, it will wake you up and wake you up. What animal is it? Child: Mom!

25) Once my classmate got into trouble, the teacher said that parents should be invited. The next day, my classmate appeared in front of the teacher with a runny nose and a lollipop and said, teacher, this is my uncle. I patted the little guy on the back of the head, uncle, call the teacher quickly, and you will know how to eat! Suddenly the teacher's face is colorful?

26) Mom, how did I grow up? Lele looked at her childhood photos and asked curiously. As soon as my mother heard the opportunity of education came, she said, You were raised by your mother. Lele cried as soon as she heard it: How did you give me this? Huh?

27) One day, Xixi asked me: Teacher, are we animals? Well, man is an animal, but he is an advanced animal. ? Teacher, are cats also advanced animals? No, cats are mammals. ? Teacher, then why can't I beat the cat? Teacher:

28) One day, grandma said to Hengheng: Hengheng, help grandma pick vegetables. Hengheng is watching cartoons and doesn't want to help grandma. So, naughty said to grandma: grandma gave me kindergarten and I helped her pick vegetables.

29) In the daughter's cognition, marriage means putting on makeup and wearing a beautiful skirt! The nth time, she looked at the wedding photos of Bao Dad and me hanging on the wall and said with great sadness. Mom, when can I get married?

30) The baby volunteered as a waiter. She put pen and paper together and stood in front of the whole family, solemnly demanding: order, order. ? Order an abalone? I said,? How big is it? He is unfamiliar with this word, but the baby seems to be familiar with it, especially sophisticated and unhurried. One year old, one year old. ?

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