I'm dead. I have something to burn. What are the funny words behind the paper?

The man is dead and has something to burn.

Fairy Edition 1: This man has become a fairy. Please go to heaven if you have something to do.

Fairy version 2: This man has flown, and he needs to find a fairy.

Hell Edition: This man has been buried, which is related to the underworld.

Death Edition: This man has been driving a fairy, and he has sent a wreath for something.

Crazy version: This man is crazy and needs to find a fortune teller.

Break-up version: this person is lovelorn, and there is something pornographic.

This person is dead and has something to whip; If you cheat a corpse, you will be at your own risk.

This man is dead. Please burn paper if you need anything.

This paper has been burned. Please go to hell.

This man has been burned. Please give someone some paper.

This paper is useless, please burn it.

This person has eloped, please don't call me "faint"

This man has been arrested, don't look for him again.

This man is not dead, there is no need to burn paper.

This man is dead and has something to burn;

Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave.