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Who can tell me the story of Xia Jie and Shang Zhou?

Xia Jie was the last monarch of the Xia Dynasty. He is outstanding in literary talent and martial arts; With his bare hands, he can kill tigers and leopards, and bend and straighten iron hooks like noodles at will, so a person with good manners and skills should be able to become a wise king. Unfortunately, Xia Jie spent all his wisdom on tyranny, pleasure and fooling around. He built a luxurious and exaggerated palace with nine pillars cast in gold. In the palace, meat piled up like a mountain, and a huge pond of five square kilometers was filled with wine, which fluctuated like a lake blown by the wind. Xia Jie rowed in the wine pool many times, and the boat was full of beautiful women like flowers ... Xia Jie's most enthusiastic job was to hold a grand banquet with no less than 3,000 people at a time, which was not an amazing number in that vast country at that time. Three thousand people walked to the edge of the wine pool, stretched out their necks from the shore like cows drinking water, let go of their throats and drank in the deafening drums. Shi Meixi, Xian Lvgui's beloved wife, has a very extravagant hobby: she likes to listen to the sound when silks and satins are torn. Because Xia Jie loves this woman, she likes to satisfy her "hobbies" regardless of life and death, and orders the maids to tear silks and satins around her day and night. The hard work of thousands of women in China is being torn up at an accelerated pace. Xia Jie's greatest masterpiece when he was in office was the invention of a kind of torture called "branding". He put ointment on a copper column, burned charcoal fire under it, and taught the prisoner to walk barefoot on the copper column. It's impossible not to slide down. If you slide down, you will fall on the coal and be burned to death. When others are struggling in this torture, they are immersed in great happiness. One day, while appreciating the screams of prisoners, Xian Lvgui asked Guan Longfeng, a loyal and wise minister, if he was happy. Guan Longfeng said, "This kind of practice seems to be treading on thin ice, and the danger is just around the corner." The man who listens to good words with all his heart is furious: "You only know that others are in danger at present, but you don't know that you are in danger at present!" " He ordered the dragon and phoenix to be pushed to the red-hot copper pillar, and watched him fall into the burning coals and slowly turn to ashes in a sad cry. Yi Yin, the leader of the Xin tribe, reminded him that if he continued like this, he would be in danger of national subjugation. He still disagrees very much. He said, "Don't confuse people with nonsense. People have a monarch, just like the sun in the sky. When the sun dies, I will die. " Can't compare with the sun. The following year, Shang Tang, the leader of the Shang tribe, led an army to attack Anyi (Xiaxian, Shanxi), the capital of Xiaguo, and defeated Xia Jun, who had an absolute advantage in Mingtiao (Mingtiaogang, Xiaxian, Shanxi). Xia Jie became a prisoner and was exiled to the wild Nanchao (Chaoxian County, Anhui Province, which was also very developed at that time) to raise pigs. Life in Xia Dynasty is over. The sun didn't set that day, but it was brighter.

Yin Zhou, the last monarch of Shang tribe, was a legend, as versatile as Xia Jie. People know him better than Xia Jie, because the popular romance novel Feng Shen Bang, with him as the leading role, has become a household name in China, and it has become a home theme in folk operas. He was born with divine power. If he was born in Spain today, he must be an unparalleled matador, who can cover all bullfighting events. Because he can pull nine cows backwards. His hands can still hold the beams of the building ... What's terrible is that he didn't use his intelligence to govern the country and help the people, but refused to persuade and covered up his mistakes. He was very successful in this respect. Even if he appeared naked in front of the public in the later period of his administration, his officials would loudly praise his wisdom and greatness, just like the "Emperor in New Clothes" in Andersen's fairy tales. During his reign, he built many buildings, and the palace buildings were constantly renovated. Only "Yaogong" and "Yaotai" were built for seven years. The meat in the harem is piled like a mountain forest, and the wine is also packed in a huge pool-much like Xia Jie, the last monarch of the Xia Dynasty. At every banquet, officials attending the banquet often eat and drink for seven days and seven nights, and get drunk for several days in a row, so that everyone often forgets what day it is. Yin Zhou is as greedy and lustful as Xia Jie, and his favorite Su Daji refuses to say that he is one hundred times more beautiful than Ji Meixi. According to folklore, when she was finally tied to the execution ground by Jiang Ziya, the 90-year-old heartless commander-in-chief of Zhou Corps, all the executioners were driven out of their wits, and Jiang Ziya had to execute herself. After encountering the same difficulties, he had to order a cloth to cover Su Daji's beautiful face. A stunning beauty, often favored since childhood, is not very beautiful in her heart. Su Daji is a sadistic beauty. She urged her loving husband to break the bones of couples crossing the river barefoot in winter and study why they are not afraid of the cold; He also ordered the pregnant woman's belly to be cut open to see what the fetus looked like. He didn't care at all that her husband's country would be hurt by her morbid cruelty.

Yin and Zhou dynasties also had outstanding talents in persecuting loyal officials and citizens and inventing cruel punishments. He chopped two loyal ministers, Jiuhou and Hubei Hou, into paste, gouged out the eyes of Jiuhou's daughter and his favorite concubine, and branded his hands with red-hot copper barrels. Ji Chang, the leader of Zhou tribe who was revered as a saint by his subjects, sighed, so Yin Zhou imprisoned him in Tangyin, Henan Province for three years, put his son Ji Kao to death, and made a meat soup for Ji Chang, which Ji Chang had to eat. Ewing proudly declared: "Who said that Ji Chang was a saint and even ate his own son?" After getting carried away, I relaxed my guard against Ji Chang. Yin Zhou's extreme cleverness finally pushed Ji Chang, who was the most loyal and capable to defend him, to the opposite side. Ji Chang no longer ignored the current situation, but appealed to his liking, offering a lot of beautiful women, famous horses, jewels and a lot of compliments that were too sweet to cost a penny to show his "loyalty". Deeply moved, Yin Zhou not only released Ji Chang, but also granted him extensive power to conquer other tribes. Ji Chang used this power to eradicate the tribes still loyal to the Yin and Zhou Dynasties, and then actively planned the war against the Shang Empire. The response of the Yin and Zhou Dynasties was to greatly reward Ji Chang's "loyalty" and transfer a large number of talents who were the pillars of governing the country and the power to help security to Ji Chang, so as to "cultivate" Ji Chang's power to defeat the Shang Empire. Yin's uncle Bigan couldn't bear to watch the Shang Empire's building collapse in front of his eyes. He gave advice to his nephew regardless of his life, advised Yin Zhou to stop fooling around immediately, snared all the talents in the world, and pointed out the crisis of the Shang Empire. Yin Zhou's reaction was to fly into a rage: "I heard that the heart of a saint has seven tricks." You seem to be a saint, and you don't know how many tricks there are. " It's the last day to order Bigan to be cut open, his heart cut out and his bleeding cut out in court. In BC 1 122, he was soaked to the skin and told the imperial secretary to see if he really had seven secrets.

The last day came. In BC 1 122, the Zhou tribe and its alliance joined forces in Jin Meng, Henan Province, and the 45,000-person Zhou Corps and the 700,000-person Shang Corps fought a decisive battle in Mu Ye, the capital of the Shang Empire (Jixian County, Henan Province).

The result of the decisive battle was that the business group failed with absolute superiority, and the fruit of Yin's harvest was to escape to the Lutai where gold and silver were everywhere and set fire to it!

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