Talking about the humor of heavy rain

1, it rained more than the test score.

When it rained heavily, I found a new leak in my roof, so I could enjoy the "indoor swimming pool" for free.

I regret not having a breaststroke class every time it rains.

When it rains heavily, only two kinds of people will go out, and dogs will slip away from their owners and stupid owners.

It's raining brighter than a thief turning a window.

When it rains heavily, even snails feel that they are walking too slowly.

7. When approaching the roadside, please remember to raise your trouser legs, otherwise you will experience the fun of cold water.

When it rains heavily, the driver seems to have entered the spaceship, and the window is full of stars.

9. It rained more intensively than Bai's admiration for me.

10, heavy rain is the same as direct wet marriage, with loose hair and wet clothes.

1 1. When it rains heavily, I always feel that the sky is going to dance outside.

12, when it rains heavily, unlucky people get sunburned as soon as they go out.

13, when it rains, there seems to be an airport in the street, and everyone is dancing with small umbrellas.

14 When it rains heavily, even swans bow their heads shyly, like a Maria in a hat.

15, when it rains heavily, I run like water sprayed by a fire extinguisher.

16, I like to listen to raindrops singing when it rains heavily, especially when it hits my boss.

17. On the night of heavy rain, the mud pond on the street became a five-star hot spring hotel.

18, when shopping online, it rained like an activity, with a full decrease.

19 When it rains heavily, I feel that the rain on my face is more expensive than the skin care products I just bought.

20. When it rains heavily, going out is like performing a sandstorm stunt.