Naughty copywriting

Naughty copywriting (selected 94 sentences) 1. Tonight the star Gao Yuelang is suitable for falling in love with me. 2. The iron horse is you, the glacier is you, and I want to dream. 3. In my heart, I pretend that everything in my arms is you. 4. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower. 5. I want to do to you what spring does to the cherry tree. 6. I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day. 7. I just want to possess you for the rest of my life. I feel jealous even when the rain hits you. 8. Thinking of your plain white neck and the butterfly bone under your skirt, you are the only indecent thing in my life. 9. Can’t distinguish between pampering and possession. I just want to linger with you before going to bed, kiss you deeply, and hold you tightly in my sleep. 10. My tiger teeth are a bit sharp, you have to bear with it. 11.Although I failed in high math, I can unlock you within two seconds. 12. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely lied to you. 13. Finally I said I hate you. But I hate you just because I love you. 14. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess. 15. A few months ago, I discovered the place where my wife kept her money. After that, I always reached out and touched one or two coins every month to get pocket money. Until yesterday when I reached inside and caught a small cactus, I knew it was time to stop. 16. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating. 17. The highest state of boredom is to turn on the computer, click on the phone, chew snacks, watch TV, and pick your feet. 18. Men always see the goodness in other people’s wives, but they fail to see the goodness in their own women. 19. The elderly cannot be beaten. Children cannot be hit. Women cannot be beaten. man. Beat him to death. 20. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. The streets are full of barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts. If you can’t help but enter one without anyone to dissuade you, you will gain a few pounds. 21. I hope you all have love, and I only have money. 22. Even if you are jealous, you should act like you are drinking soy sauce so as not to be looked down upon by others. 23. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much, and spending too much. 24. You have the right to be mean, and Zhezhe has the power to make you lie down. 25. First learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry. 26. Everyone else is spending the money of the previous month and the next month, but I am the only one who is spending the money of the next month. 27. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! love! Let's walk upright! 28. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone. 29. I can’t quarrel with my wife, so every time I lose my quarrel, I secretly adjust my wife’s electronic scale by kilograms! 13. When one person is crazy, it is called guilt; when two people are crazy, it is called youth. 30. I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow up your genuineness. 31. I am happy if you are not someone else’s. 32. I no longer believe in eternal life, I only care about whether it lasts forever. 33. Fear nothing, fear nothing, like a traveler with nothing. 34. If you are young and not happy, you will suffer from Alzheimer’s disease. 35. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep. 36. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet. 37. You are the fairy in the sky, and I am an ordinary plowing cow. You, with your colorful sleeves fluttering, wander around the beautiful barren mountains and bald ridges, while I plow Nanyang and become a farmer plowing the fields. 38. Please don’t bother me anymore, unless you are as beautiful as a fairy, as red as a little apple, and as clean as Bichen. 39. Stop losing weight. You are ugly not just because you are fat. 40. Girls should see the stars and the sea in their eyes, not the complicated fireworks and that bastard. 41. Follow me, don’t you like it? If you don't like it, I'll follow you. 42. Everyone who says "good night" and goes to bed is often still feeling sick half an hour later. 43. As long as you don’t kneel down, no one in this world is higher than you. 44. If you come to me about your relationship, how can you find someone else to do it for? 45. You may not be radiant, but you are always warm and radiant. 46. ??You are so beautiful, you can’t be fat. 47. Please make it clear, it’s not that no one wants me, and it’s not that you don’t want me! 48. This love has filled my life with joy and sorrow. 49. Be brave enough to love while you are young. 50. You crashed because you ignored your cutie for a long time. Please try again later.

51. I advise you to stop in moderation. 52. Mr. Mo Shang is as gentle as jade. 53. Remember that people who can be deceived by you usually trust you. 54.Did you hear the thunder? It's about catching thunder. 55. My current position: WC; posture: squatting; face: twitching; status: exerting force. 56. Are you there? Come out and look at the moon. 57. When a dragon shakes its head and a phoenix wags its tail, labor and management do things without regrets. 58. I am a cool person who turns away and is crueler than you. 59. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future! 60. I want to hold your hand and walk through our youth. 61. If you are working on a manuscript, make noise to me, or I will cut your tongue, hum. 62. If you do this or that, I will do that. Apart from you, I am still you. 63. Life means being born and living. 64. I don’t know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired doing laundry and cooking. 65. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman. 66. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future. 67. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig! 68. Tsinghua University is also known as "Frog University" - when you talk about it while eating steamed buns? 69. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can't dig down? 70. The ball went in, it was the goalkeeper who kicked it in. 71. I am always wandering between Cow A and Cow C. 72. Meeting you is accidental, knowing you is God’s will, thinking of you is affection, not seeing you half-heartedly, seeing you wholeheartedly, if you get tired one day, at least I still have memories! 73. I am not afraid that beautiful women will regard me as a pervert, but I am afraid that ugly women will regard me as a gangster. 74. The egg-laying rooster, the fighting chicken among roosters. 75. Women will give up their careers for feelings, while men will give up their feelings for their careers; women will be moved by men who give up their careers for their feelings, but they will stay with men who give up their feelings for their careers! 76. I would rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman. 77. If you love me, put me in a wedding dress and then strip it naked with your own hands. 78. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it. 79. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died long ago! 80. The past is very profound, but it is not enough to stop the future. 81. Mom, I’ve never seen anything so long and of archaeological value. It can be made a world heritage site. 82. If the old man doesn’t take advantage of you now, then go play with others. 83. Even if there is no distance, love is still a long-distance race. 84. Format yourself just to delete you. 85. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not sad. 86. Sorry, the user you dialed is married. 87. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup. 88. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the lack of retention of the butt. 89. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women. 90. If you go out and hang out, you will get annoyed sooner or later. 91. Dissatisfaction is the replacement of hanging things. It makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison. 92. Don’t look back, I only love your back. 93. Don’t think that just because I’m handsome, you think I’m unreachable and unattainable. In fact, I’m open to all rivers. 94. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes it.