Humor about hot weather

1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

2. I can finally steam a sauna for free.

3. It's not childish to hit you! It's very hot!

4, the weather is so hot, if you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them hot, otherwise it will be hot soon!

Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

6. This mat, you are a spy sent by the electric blanket.

7. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.

In this weather, Lori has become a "mature woman".

9. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

10, my friends and I were fainted by the heat.