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Eating durian makes you feel good and happy.

Eating durian makes you feel good and happy (I) 1. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning! It's Versailles

2. There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Valley Night Cover.

How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

4. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

5. Those who love durian even love pizza.

6. After eating more than half a durian, you will be reborn!

7. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.

8. Durian is a hot fruit. It is forbidden to drink alcohol within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.

9. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening.

10. What's it like to be loved? I really can't stand a cake with two durians without durians.

1 1. It's really super delicious durian Melaleuca, which melts in the mouth and tastes great. Do you like durian Melaleuca as much as I do?

12. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.

13. I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. I am not happy to eat durian, but some people take my words to heart.

14. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to eat durian, but someone cares about me and treats me with heart.

15. Durian has high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

16. I'm so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is too fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and my roommate Taitung brought back shrimp slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.

17. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like this every week, I can't afford it.

18. I ate a piece of durian at noon and stuck it in my heart, so boring ~

19. I ate durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that vegetarians can eat so much fat.

Eating durian makes me feel better and happier (Chapter 2) 2 1. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

22. It's not bad to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people they like are very top-notch.

23. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be so easy to satisfy?

24. I was so happy that I ate durian early in the morning. The room is full of smell.

25. Little brother doesn't like fish and kiwi. Stupid enough. Fortunately, he likes durian.

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

27. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!

28. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian at a meal. The whole person is refreshed.

29. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

At the age of 30.90, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

3 1. One person's lunch, a whole durian pizza, and after eating the stuffing, the skin is left.

32. I especially like to eat durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda.

33. A beautiful day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~

34. I ate a piece of durian in the afternoon, but my heart was still blocked. I'm so bored ~

35. Today's lesson is, never eat durian cookies outside, or even open the outer packaging.

36. What kind of experience does a girlfriend love to eat durian? It is to have a durian shop with long-term cooperation.

37. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.

38. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

39. Orchid crabs are super fresh and tender, durian blossoms super well, and there are leftovers after eating enough.

40. Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

There are forty sentences about eating durian to get better.

A word about eating durian will make you feel better-1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really only a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.

2. Before I said that I like durian, my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!

What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning? It's Versailles

I'm addicted to durian recently, and I don't want to stop eating strawberries.

There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Night Cover.

I want to eat durian, so I will buy an ice cream to make up for my lonely mouth.

7. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. Holiday life is really good!

8. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, the golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

9. Happiness means: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to have durian, but someone cares and treats me with heart.

10. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

1 1. There is no trouble that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

12. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

13. Whoever buys you durian must be the one who loves you the most.

14. It is said that people who buy durian for you love you the most, because ... "Durian" is your whole, and "Lotus" is your whole.

15. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.

16. You can refrain from eating durian.

17. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my throat is very messy.

18. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!

19. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!

I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.

The second sentence about eating durian will make you feel better 2 1. There is no trouble in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece.

22. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

23. I ate KFC one day and a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.

24. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

25. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

26. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.

27. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

28. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

29. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.

30.30.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

3 1. She likes everything about cheese, everything about durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.

32. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian jiaozi, which are all durian products anyway.

33. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

34. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.

35. People who like durian never hide it. People who always like durian, people who don't like it, are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.

36. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sweet little happiness of just seeing the sunset at dusk, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. Many little nephews and nieces came back with delicious soup made by their mother, which smelled like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!

37. Women are fickle. Yesterday they liked durian, but today they like jackfruit.

38. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

39. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

40. Durian is smelly, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will directly blend into your heart, making your heart sweet.

I suddenly want to eat durian. On collecting forty articles

I suddenly want to eat durian. Tell me about my mood (I) 1. I ate durian early in the morning and didn't feel well.

2. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.

3. I ate seven or eight pounds of durian in one meal. The whole person is refreshed.

4. The taste of durian is delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.

5. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.

6. I recently ate my favorite baked durian pudding, and the happiness and troubles of fat people are all delicious food.

7. Do you want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in a snowy country? 18 will come true?

8. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!

9. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.

10. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!

1 1. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.

12. Durian is a hot fruit, and drinking is prohibited within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.

13. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

14. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.

15. I like to eat durian, but durian candy is not delicious, and durian thousand layers are not delicious, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.

16. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day

17. I thought I would like snail powder if I liked durian very much, until I found out I was wrong just now.

18. If I can travel through rebirth, there must be a durian in front of my house.

19. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

20. Silly meow loves durian pizza. It's really wronged that you and I are crowded in this rental house in Shenzhen.

I suddenly want to eat durian (2)1. Mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing, so that she can eat durian ice cream after work every day.

22. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

23. I can't stand people who smoke and people who eat durian.

24. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

25. It's not bad to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people they like are very top-notch.

26. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.

27. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

29. Eat durian early in the morning. I was a durian in my last life.

30. I haven't seen durian for a long time. I miss it very much. It's time to eat durian again.

3 1. After eating durian, you can't sing with the microphone, if you still want the microphone.

32. Eat half a durian, full of blood!

33. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

34. Open the shell of durian, and you can see the golden flesh of Huang Chengcheng. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!

35. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.

36. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I want to eat durian, so I will buy an ice cream to make up for my lonely mouth.

38. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.

39.39.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

I suddenly want to eat durian. Say forty sentences.

I suddenly want to eat durian. Say the sentence 1 1 first. A beautiful day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~

2. What's new today? Xiaochang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?

There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, come to the whole piece.

There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!

5. This is my favorite smell. I fell in love with it.

6. secretly eat durian, with watermelon to reduce fire, as if to say that you can't eat, embarrassed.

7. I like to eat durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.

8. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.

9. I have a lot of scruples about the joy of my old mother eating durian. It is delicious. I love durian!

10. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, so how can a beautiful girl like things?

1 1. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and strong durian flavor.

12. I ate three durians in five days. If I eat this again today, will it burn me to death ... but I still want to eat it.

13. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness is that I want to eat durian, so you can buy it for me ~ if one piece doesn't work, then one piece.

14. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.

15. Durian has high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

16. Why can't eating durian and soaking feet every day relieve dysmenorrhea?

17. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.

18. I gained five pounds today. Oh, my God! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, such as looking at my durian crisp now.

19. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.

20. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my voice is very confused.

I suddenly want to eat durian. Say the second sentence 2 1 first. There are too many things that make you happy. For example, when you want to eat a durian box, it will soon appear in front of your eyes.

22. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.

23. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

24. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

25. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day

26. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.

27. I bought durian crisp today. I like durian very much, but durian crisp really stinks me.

28. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.

29. Made an old Cantonese dessert, jiaozi cake, with salted egg yolk and durian, and the taste was delicate! Retain the original soft glutinous rice cake, and you can also eat salted egg yolk and sweet durian, which is really satisfying!

30. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

3 1. Durian pulp contains starch, sugar, protein and various vitamins, which is rich in nutrition. Therefore, the reputation of "the king of fruits" is well deserved.

32. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the taste of hiccups is ... magic.

33. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

34. eating durian is super happy ~ how can it be so easy to satisfy?

35. I like strawberries, but I don't like strawberry-flavored things or durian, but I can eat durian thousand layers. I'm really a freak.

36. Those who like durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.

37. Today is also the day to eat durian cake and mung bean cake. I broke down without a holiday for half a month.

38. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.

I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.

40. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.