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Qq space is very creative. Tell me about it.
2. The complexion is ruddy. Could it be that girls use Dabao?
3. Buddies with good psychological quality are the same as those without psychological quality.
No BMW, just grass mud horse.
Life is a big market, people buy this and sell that.
6. How did you come into this world? Your father is not like that either.
7. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.
8. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
9. I decided to skip the afternoon class and go to the small park near the school to swing, so as to return to my childhood innocence and simplicity.
10. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because I'm looking for Kawasaki.
1 1. You are not my cosmetic contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?
12. You smile at me, I smile at you, and I set off firecrackers at your feet.
13. I have been in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I find that I am normal.
14. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from the people, and the other is from the underworld.
15. As soon as I entered KFC today, I shouted, "How can I get to McDonald's?"
The most attractive thing about qq space is 1. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning.
2. Fart is the soul of shit. Those particularly smelly ghosts are shit.
3. The broken pot has its own broken lid, nuns are free, and monks love to eat. As long as they love the depths of the ocean, Asako's face will shine.
There used to be a piece of ice, which would melt when walking.
After I die, I will engrave the QQ number on the tombstone. Ps: Anyone can be my friend.
6. Everyone looks for a woman or a man when they are bored, but I look for a toilet to shit.
7. You can watch advertisements, but don't buy anything advertised.
8. Silence is soil, low-key is sand, and silence and low-key are soil and sand.
9. It's not that I turned the corner, it's that your brain cells are exhausted and you can't turn.
10. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold.
1 1. New rules for middle school students: girls are not allowed to have long hair, and boys are not allowed to wear miniskirts.
12. People should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.
13. To sum up, many people pretend to be mature when they are young, but they don't pretend to be young when they are old.
14. Some people's articles are rich in content but nobody cares, while others are mediocre in literary talent but many people follow them.
15. I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!
The most attractive thing about qq space is Aestheticism 1. Don't call me aborigine, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it nation.
The history teacher doesn't talk about reading novels in history class, because he also knows that his lectures are boring!
3. Forever and ever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble, which is sheer nonsense.
4. Sleep in class at night, turn off the lights in the middle and sleep at the highest level.
I also hope to watch the sea at home one day.
6. Why isn't there another bottle of mineral water? Are you fooling us who love mineral water?
7. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.
I can't resist your temptation. I was also a victim afterwards.
9. If Baidu can't get in one day, how many people will be working on the system in China?
10. Sister wears tights not to show her figure, but to prevent thieves.
1 1. I think I should put some frogs in my room so that mosquitoes don't have to show off in front of me.
12. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.
13. Don't scare me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
14. You said you were cold, but in fact I am colder than you.
15. A teacher asked the students. Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: a calm heart will naturally get cold.
16. Teacher: Keep your voice down in class so as not to wake the sleeping students.
17. I don't mind you lying to me, what I care about is that your lies can't fool me.
18. Beating is pro, scolding is love, beating is killing, and falling in love.
19. I saw a girl in the street. Her black silk was almost white.
20. Others hit the south wall and choose to turn back. When I hit the south wall, I chose to tear it down!
2 1. Sometimes what we miss is not being loved, but being thin!
22. Part I: You are the headmaster, and Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.
23. Use a block printing machine. Make money quickly
24. I want to smoke, but the lighter is flat, and I don't even want to be lonely.
25. Once upon a time, there was a game. When you walk, your head itches, and when you grab it, you get angry.
26. Don't give up, never leave this life; If you don't like it, die.
27. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.
28. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.
29. Stuck you in the corner and ask you 1+ 1=? You say 2, I'll shoot you. You know too much.
30. I searched on Baidu; Is anyone more handsome than me? Since it said,' Sorry, I haven't found it yet'
Talk about the philosophical QQ in 2020.
1, never naive, never poor.
Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear.
It's better to have a try than to worry too much.
4. Life is an escape, you can't just sit back and wait.
Looking at everything with a calm eye in excitement will save a lot of trouble.
6. Learn to walk first, then learn to run.
7. Don't snatch all the reasons, leave three points for others and a little tolerance for yourself.
8. None of us are perfect, but we must accept our imperfect selves.
9. You must remember these two things in your life, don't make decisions when you are angry, and don't make promises when you are happy.
10, we can continue the success or failure of others.
1 1, people, don't be self-righteous, everyone will turn when the earth goes!
12. Time never answers, and life never makes noise.
13, life is not destined to be smooth sailing.
14, letting go does not mean giving up, and persistence does not mean persistence.
15, falling is a kind of growth, crying is a kind of release.
16, people never understand their own problems but have a mouth that likes to preach.
17. Forgiveness can reduce guilt.
18, don't let those who are really nice to you slowly disappear from your life. Both love and friendship need to be managed.
19, if you want to laugh naturally, you will definitely put it down when you see through it.
20. People who love themselves don't love others, and people who love others don't love themselves.
2 1, God will not care for you because you are weak.
22. Boys chase girls like a layer of yarn, and girls chase boys like a mountain.
23. Don't complain if you say it, or complain if you don't say it.
24. Life is a parallel line, one is real life and the other is inner world.
25. Loyalty is the bridge of love.
26. When you feel that the whole world has turned its back on you, please believe that it just turned around and brewed a bigger hug.
27. To survive in this world, you must endure criticism and slander from others.
28. If you can't be the master of your thoughts, you will be the slave of your emotions.
29. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.
30. Youth passed between fingers, memories of youth.
3 1, a thousand glasses of wine are few. Lovers talk too much.
Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster!
Don't always pour out your difficulties in front of others and expose your vulnerability.
34. If you love life, life will love you.
Prosperity paves the way for winners, and adversity builds stairs for winners.
36. People who are strong on the surface are weaker inside than anyone else.
37. Strength makes a classic, and it is no accident that the king is king.
38, things are too dead, words are too full, and it will be your face!
39. Time keeps teaching us to accept the truest things.
40. Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% people are happy to hear.
4 1, time forces people to be strong, smile and pay all the harm.
42. People who can't afford to lose are often people who can't win.
43. Many things, like the weather, will get hot or cold. By the time you realize it, a season has passed.
44. Today is for tomorrow and yesterday.
45. Be optimistic when you are proud, but optimistic when you are frustrated.
46. Trust is like a piece of paper, which cannot be returned even if it is smoothed.
47. If you are not sad, you will cry. Laugh when you are unhappy.
48. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.
49. The ideal of life is the ideal life.
50, one day you will know that losing is more practical than having.
Talk about qq space release.
1. The value of memory is to satisfy the emptiness when you are bored. 2. Honesty depends on law, and law depends on honesty.
No matter how dark the night is, it will usher in a beautiful morning.
4. Many great truths were considered blasphemy at first.
Wisdom always points to nothingness, from which knowledge and beauty are born.
6, distance, not beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love!
They said, where there is wind. It's the soul of the person you love flying.
8. The dream is to count money until your hand cramps. The reality is to count money and wake up naturally.
9. The street lamp ahead is not on, try to change direction. Don't be nervous and confused.
10, blessing others is to benefit yourself; To be lenient with others is to be kind to yourself.
1 1. I have my past and present. I am not lonely, so I am not lonely.
12. Only by doing our best can we usher in a better tomorrow.
13, love, cry, that day. Leave you here as a souvenir.
No one is more talented than you and knows how to make me smile.
15, our best gift to youth is struggle!
16, those who keep private become common, those who go private are reborn, and those who are selfless are wise.
17, learning to forget is the technology of life, and learning to smile is the art of life.
18, you have chosen your life, and you are responsible for your choice.
19, we are all old and can't always say goodbye.
20. You are a friend I bought with a pot of wine, which is more precious than the comfort of reality.
2 1, doing everything is like hanging by a thread.
22. We should live well, because we will die for a long time.
Songs of friendship, liveliness and youth will ease our pain.
24. Life needs cracks before the sun can shine in.
Even if I hold your hand like this, I am afraid that one day you will get lost.
26. Where are you going? The joys and sorrows around you are the excitement of others, not mine.
27. Hope is not only a beautiful term, but also a driving force for progress.
28. What is irreversible is time, and what is not insulting is personality.
29. The road is long, and I will walk with you, without complaining or frowning.
Once a person loses his goal, he will lose hope in life.
3 1. Perseverance is not a long-distance race, but one sprint after another.
32. Make an experimental plan in detail to help children learn more.
33. People who made great achievements in ancient times not only had extraordinary talents, but also had perseverance.
34. Learn more, ask more questions, learn more and know more; Not for genius, but for diligence.
35. True or false, there is no similarity, and sometimes there is no similarity.
Let's move on without saying a word with all the good and bad.
37. Why do so many happy people seem to miss me?
When the sky is dark enough, the stars will shine.
39. There is as much perseverance as there is suffering in the world.
Don't lie to me, you know I will even believe your lies.
4 1, please don't pretend with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.
42. Life cannot blossom brilliantly from lies.
43. There are no people who can't figure it out, only roads that can't be taken.
44. I miss you once a day; I miss you day by day.
45. A truly powerful person never peeks at what cards God has in his hand.
46. In the present era, a calm mind is the real luxury.
47. It makes no difference if you don't give in, don't be soft-hearted, and don't make do.
48. What brings us to the past is memories, and what brings us to the future is dreams.
49. A direct interest in natural beauty is always a sign of kindness.
The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.
5 1, service, taste the gall, taste the cocoon and feel the pain. Burn your bridges, golden June dream.
52. Unilateral sincerity is only love, while bilateral sincerity is love.
53. Truth comes from debate, and happiness comes from labor.
54. Viewpoint determines viewpoint, viewpoint determines practice, and practice determines result.
55. Faith is by no means knowledge, but the will to make knowledge effective.
56. I will never forget it because I know it will never happen again in my life.
57. Loneliness is not that no one cares that no one is with you, but that the person you like is absent.
Let's go crazy for the best result.
59. Growing up while being injured is youth.
60. The advertisement was very good, and a TV series suddenly popped up.
6 1, don't lie when there is no reason to lie to each other.
62. It is not the sunshine that makes the world bright, but the girl's smile.
63. What belongs to you can't be driven away, and what doesn't belong to you can't be kept.
64. Moderation in words and deeds and consideration for others are two characteristics of a gentleman.
In this world, no one is who's favorite forever, only oneself is the most reliable.
66. What is happiness? Happiness is shredded pork on the head of chopsticks.
67. Failure is the mother of success. Not higher than the soles of the feet.
68. You look at Castle Peak and caress it. I hope Castle Peak will see you collapse!
69. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.
70, heartless smile, just don't want to lose the only remaining pride.
Genius is nothing more than hard work and diligence.
72. Only hard work, no glory of waiting.
73. Sometimes if you persist a little more, you will surely get your own happiness.
74. Today is always the tomorrow that people who died yesterday expect.
75. Stand up and dry your sweat. Go on, life will go on.
76. Life is like a catwalk: one step on the left and one step on the right.
77. Spending time on progress instead of complaining is the secret of success.
78. If you lose, you lose. Why torture yourself?
79. Even if you climb the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.
80. Love is a great teacher. She taught us to turn over a new leaf.
8 1. Winners often stick to the last five minutes and succeed.
82, people are iron, rice is steel, you don't pretend to panic for a day.
83. It is easy for a person to go bad, but now it is very difficult.
84. Nothing can compete with time. All his joys and sorrows are defeated by his man.
85. Sometimes, it takes courage to choose happiness.
Try to do it well today, and maybe you can do it better tomorrow.
87. Strengthen your wisdom, bitter your heart, work hard and achieve something, big or small.
Show me your injured tail again. I don't want to touch the scar of your wound.
89. Life is gorgeous in the flash and real in the ordinary.
90. One of the most special weaknesses of human nature is to care about what others think of you.
9 1, your silence picked up my most uneasy intuition.
92. You are a function, and I am always outside your field.
93. Don't listen to the command, bend over. Don't pretend to know, it will never work.
94. Time itself is a test, a test more difficult than death.
95. Knowledge can only become its own wisdom if it is experienced with heart.
96. Broad spirit, active imagination and diligent mind: this is genius.
97. If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning. It's time for people to encourage themselves when they reach middle age. Time goes by and waits for no one.
98. The only secret of success is to stick to the last minute.
99. If you see your own shadow, you should also feel the sunshine.
100, there is no unforgettable old love, only inappropriate new love.
10 1, depression and trough will eventually pass, and positive is the mainstream of life.
102, from happiness, through sadness, through pain, to happiness.
103, what time steals is always invisible and precious.
104, the roadside scenery is beautiful, but Na Pianhai at the end of the road is wider.
105, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.
106, there is always someone to teach you to grow up and then leave alone.
107, deeper than night, there must be darker eyes than night.
108, you only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.
109, I am better today than yesterday; I will be better tomorrow than today.
1 10, I only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.
1 1 1. No matter how far we go, don't forget why we started.
1 12. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.
People who regard love as an ideal will not have a real ideal.
1 14, loving and not wanting to love is the happiest time.
1 15, becoming a monk is not necessarily a practice, and practice is not necessarily a monk.
1 16, don't torture yourself with past memories.
Qq space makes sense, makes sense.
Qq space makes sense.
1, don't give in unconditionally because you are used to someone, and don't continue to be unhappy because you are afraid of returning to someone. Learn to say goodbye wisely. It's not worth ruining your confidence in love for the wrong person.
The fortune or misfortune of life depends on where you face. I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; Be true to yourself and follow your inner wishes. Let those who know understand, let those who don't understand, no matter how time flies, no matter what gossip.
3. Some people, once met, will look for 10,000 years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.
There are three ways to solve all the problems. Accept, change and let go. If you can't accept it, change it If you can't change it, let it go.
5. Don't envy what others have. If you really have time, you might as well try.
6. I have something on my mind. Maybe I don't have to tell you, maybe I just tell myself something. Xi Murong's In the Mist
7. Now I don't blame anyone, laugh at anyone and envy anyone. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way. Everything's fine, really. Everything is fine.
Dear past, please stop patting me on the shoulder. I don't want to look back.
9. The more people with stories, the more calm and simple they are, the more superficial and thin they are, and the more impetuous and uneasy they are. The real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who still runs with tears in his eyes. We should dare to bear the burden beyond our expectations. After hard work, you will find yourself much better than you think. A life without fear
10, I'm hungry, you have a loaf of bread, you give me half, this is a friend. You give me everything. This is love. You hide the bread and tell me you are hungry, too. This is society.
1 1, life is a spiritual pursuit, which is turned into desire; Life is suffering on the branches, being dried and becoming strong; Carrying a bag will be a burden; Let go of your baggage and you will be happy. No matter how many rough and simple days you have gone through, there will always be happiness and peace of mind in a simple room. A pot of light tea is still fresh and fragrant.
12, whether you love or are forced to choose, you should focus on the present and make up your mind. Those opportunities to change you will flash after your persistence and forbearance; Whether in a group of cronies or alone, we should learn to be independent and not be too attached, so as to win respect; Whether you are well-educated or living in the countryside, you should cultivate your self-cultivation, look down on gains and losses, laugh at life and death and be happy in poverty. Only in this way can you cultivate a healthy heart.
13, whether you are walking alone on the street in a foreign land, you have never found a sense of belonging, or you are laughing happily when you are eating with friends. Whether you are carrying English words that you can't understand in the library now, or you are confused about the future direction, you don't know where to go. You have to believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow.
14, no text messages, no phone calls, nothing. But I'm still here, missing you crazily.
Don't question yourself. You are good enough. Sometimes, you can't understand or learn something well, just because you think and accept problems from different angles. Don't worry, you can solve it in your own way, it just takes some time.
16. If you are right, don't argue too much. Remember to be patient when life is in adversity. When life is good, remember to converge. When you are proud of your life, remember to watch and talk. When life is frustrated, remember to follow the fate. When you are in a bad mood, you need to cultivate yourself. When you are in a good mood, you need to dive.
17. If a girl is generous to you, she doesn't like you enough.
18, at that moment, I only missed you two because I felt like looking back at you. At this moment, I hope to win a heart and stay together forever.
19, road, when impassable, choose to bypass; Heart, when unhappy, choose to bow; Love, when drifting away, choose at will. Some things will pass after a while; Some people, with a hard blow, forget; Some bitter, smile, and it will melt; If you have the heart, you will be strong when you are injured.
20. In memory, there are some moments that are nothing special to experience, but they are worth a thousand words to recall.
2 1, compared with not understanding, not understanding, or understanding each other, telling yourself that one person can do it is the simplest thing.
22, growth is like this, painful and happy. Looking back on the road I have traveled before, the only lucky thing is that I have never followed the rules. A stable life is the easiest to imprison people, and a life that never takes risks is just the most dangerous. At the gambling table of fate, those who don't care about winning or losing will never be too bad luck!
23, never mention loving you, not not not loving, but loving very much, but never loving again.
24. In the short coming and going, we should learn to leave, learn to bear passing by, and stick to a simple belief that we will succeed. If a person can keep a compassionate heart when he is frustrated, miserable, frustrated and confused, then there will be a way in the future, and he firmly believes that being kind to others will eventually pay off.
25, remember to always let the mind take a vacation, the mind is stable, balanced and rich, and our life will be happy, beautiful, and have no regrets! The world is the world, so there is no need to be careful. People are people, you don't have to be human. Play some music, don't be too sentimental. Like a flower, quiet and beautiful. Like a cat, enjoy the sunshine. I know, that's it. Let the soul purify itself in the world of mortals.
26. You will understand later that if that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled. I don't want to settle.
27. There will definitely be an off-season between couples. This is a very sad running-in period. If you pass, you win. At first, you all said that you would never be together again, but in the end, you lived a life together and no longer had too much passion. Then you have to work hard to get through this period. If you can pass, your future will be clear, so my love, no matter how dull, will persist. Talk about it very reasonably.
28. If you want to live a happy life, you must learn to take things as they are, do ordinary things, be ordinary people, keep a healthy attitude and keep a balanced attitude. If we can treat every day with this best mood, then every day will be full of sunshine and hope.
29. Attitude towards life Live a carefree life with an indifferent attitude. A cold attitude, perhaps many people can't do it, many people will feel no responsibility. In fact, life is very simple. Don't be too impetuous and greedy. In fact, a carefree life is quite good. Every day is the best day of the year, and one today is better than two tomorrows.
30, the road of life, when you can't walk, you must learn to turn. On the stage of life, everyone is bound to be involved in the colorful human drama and play different roles. Some people often play leading roles, some people often play supporting roles, some people fall from leading roles to supporting roles, and some people rise from supporting roles to leading roles.
3 1, thank you for your help and support, thank you for your guidance and encouragement, and light up those dark and long roads. Thanks to those who have always hated me, you have dug the pain deeper and filled my future happiness more abundantly.
32. Have you ever loved someone far away? He never lets you despair, which is your courage and strength to continue living. He will always be young, beautiful and radiant, and he will always be there, just like faith.
33. I only believe in one word about love or friendship. It is good to look at people's hearts for a long time and save them for the last time. I will have self-knowledge and be more conscious.
34. We always have endless work, endless resentment, endless fat, endless grandpa, endless SB, endless dad. This is life.
Psychologically speaking, most people will only lose their temper with safe people. Because in that security level, you subconsciously know that the other person will not leave you. Nonsense is a dependence.
36. The world is not perfect, even a little cruel. You can't decide whether the next journey is good or bad, but you can decide the attitude towards them. The angle you look at the world determines the temperature the world gives you.
37. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.
If you talk about me behind my back, it only shows that my life is obviously much more wonderful than yours.
39. People who can make you feel happy easily can also make you feel pain easily. Just like saying I love you from the beginning, they are also the easiest to leave you.
40. I found that what I once owned was lost unconsciously with the passage of time. It didn't hurt at first, but it became extremely painful at a certain moment. In my own eyes, what I already have is always worthless, but what I don't get is so precious that I don't know what I get should be cherished. That's your best thing. If you can't get it, you don't have to force it. It's just that your time is not up yet.
4 1. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it doesn't matter.
Dear, learn to trust people, feelings, kindness, cheerfulness, tenacity and warmth.
43. Do you need someone to urge you to go to bed on time, or do you need someone willing to stay up with you?
44. The best learning is to reflect on the past. Life is not a stop, there will always be many unexpected things. It is very important for Mount Tai to collapse in front of it, but its color remains the same, and the storm suddenly rises, so take it calmly. Turning the corner often requires a superb mind and a good attitude. Think more, be less excited, be more kind and hate less, and life will be better.
45. There are many reasons for not loving in the world, such as being busy, tired, being nice to you and so on. And there is only one expression of love, that is, I want to be with you.
In fact, I really miss my childhood life. At that time, there was basically no need to invite friends out to play. When I wanted to call them out, I went straight to his house and found that he didn't have much stuff, but I didn't think he lacked anything. When I was a child, I never thought I would worry about school, work, interpersonal relationships and so on. It's different now, but I'm not happy enough and I'm not as simple as before. I just have endless things and messy plans.
47. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend. As time goes by, whether I like it or not, I will always get used to thinking of you. Then I hope you are all right.
48. With a kind heart, there will be friendship. Don't think you are unlucky, there are many people who are more unfortunate than you; Don't be optimistic that you are great, but you are just a drop in the ocean. Living in the applause of others is the easiest way to lose yourself; Being taken care of by others is the easiest way to weaken yourself. People who dare to face difficulties are strong in life.
49. People are usually unwilling to admit their mistakes. They always like to defend themselves, but at the same time they can't tolerate other people's mistakes. Once someone does something wrong, the onlookers will immediately go up and blame, instead of doing things with a normal heart. With a normal mind, you won't feel cornered, you can improvise and be flexible. Just like running water meets hard rocks, it doesn't worry about it, but naturally avoids it.
50. A person doesn't have to be promising, have an image and be weak. This is a bosom friend and best friend.
5 1. How does it feel to meet the right person? Many married girl friends told me that they just didn't think that person would leave. You don't need to play tricks and means, and you don't need to think about how to keep his heart and his stomach. He just won't leave.
52. A wrong beginning may not necessarily have a happy ending. Nothing in the world is certain. Everyone is moving, waiting, and slowly looking for it. But I believe that there must be something you are looking for in those places surrounded by sunshine.
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