Please don't treat me like a fool.

Is there always a person who can chat happily in QQ and SMS, but it is difficult to squeeze out a word when meeting or calling?

You got my body at school, but you'll never get my heart!

You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.

Have you ever tried to hold on until the person you like says good night, and then fell asleep as soon as the phone is slammed?

The reason why you feel lonely is not that no one cares about you, but that the people you care about don't care about you.

Some people are simply a four, except for 22, minus 22, which is really two plus two, minus 12 plus 12, and it is twice as much as two.

The degree of trust in a friend is not whether you smile at him, but whether you are willing to cry in front of him.

Love is not a vigorous oath, but it can stand the dull fleeting time.

Some things are not that I don't care, but what can I do if I care?

A lazy person like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.

If one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

I want to keep you for myself. If you need a reason, it is because I don't trust you to give it to others.

Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

You are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not, and I can only choose to love you or love you more.

You can lie to me, but if you let me know, please leave here as far away as possible.

I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why. I just feel sad.

Your heart is your own, why should others hurt you?

You can't expect everyone to like you, because not everyone is human.

I like you, even if you have a bad temper and talk so badly, I still like you.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

Loving someone is something to be proud of, and you shouldn't lose all your pride for it.

Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

When a girl tells you her troubles, it's not complaining, it's her trust in you.

Suddenly I really want to say sorry to myself, sorry that I can't find my original self anymore.

Never explain yourself to anyone, because people who like you don't need to explain, and people who hate you won't believe your explanation.

I know who is good to me and who is bad to me, so there is no need to be good to me when I need it.

A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

Take the initiative because you care too much. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?

I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

I cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and care about my mood

I also want to know what is so good about you that I can't let go.

There will always be times when others say what we feel, but we don't want to admit it.

I really want to sleep in class, so I have to prepare for class and go to sleep quickly, but I will feel refreshed after class.

Ali: May I kiss you? Peach: No! Ali: What did I just say? Peach: May I kiss you? Ali: Yes, yes!

Sometimes it's not that I ignore you. Actually, I miss you, too. I just don't know what to say to you. Besides, I'm afraid you'll find me annoying.

I feel sick. Who can get a sentence: "Where are you? Coming right away. "

You don't take the initiative, I don't take the initiative, and our love slowly disappears in this silence.

A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

All I want is someone who will always be with me no matter how hard it is.

No matter how much you like each other, it must be a man who takes the initiative in love. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

People who really love me will never leave me. Even if he has a thousand reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.

When I say to you: You are busy, in fact, I hope you say: You are very important, and I will accompany you.

I won't allow anyone to take someone I care about.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

Please don't treat me like a fool. Some things are not what I don't know, but what I see in my eyes and bury in my heart.

There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

If you are tired, please turn around. I've been here.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about ta, your heart hurts badly.

I hate that I have been waiting for your information for a long time and all I get is "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

The most exciting thing in the world is that someone you think you have no chance to get close to actually falls in love with you.

There are always some idiots who are friends I can never abandon.

Don't cheat others, because the people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

As long as you never give up, I am willing to accompany you to the end even for a lifetime, whether it is friendship or love.

I like you, I don't need a reason, I don't like you, everything is a reason.

Sometimes, when you are wronged, you don't want to cry, but as long as others ask you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

It is said that girls who like swearing are actually very simple.

Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

Is there anyone like me who insists on a result that doesn't exist?

Funny non-mainstream fools happen every year, especially this year.

1. What is mathematics? You won't. It's math.

I'm telling you, if you can't go to college in the future, you can get a false tooth. Do you know what false teeth are? That is, when you stop at someone's dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must be laughing their heads off. If they can't find their teeth, they will go straight in and fill them. As soon as you go to the dentist's office, the boss must count the money and make him grin.

Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence is zero, wisdom is zero, and together it will always be zero.

I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.

If you do well in the college entrance examination, please call me at once 1 19! Oh, no, it's too late. Call 1 19. My nosebleeds are sprayed all over America! It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents didn't do a good job in the revolutionary work.

7. Fools happen every year, especially this year.

8. The workers in the welfare factory are drooling, and the money is still clear. What about you? The money is unclear.

9. The people in our school are all in rags. The so-called good students are scouring pads sold in the supermarket. People in our middle school go to college. It's a suit made of rags.

10. Teaching you well is a scientific research achievement, and I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately.

1 1. Teach you that I have to live at least five years less. If I earn 200 thousand a year, it will be 1 million in five years. Dear, you can publish a book called How I Murdered a Millionaire in the Future.

12. I don't understand. There are only 100 stupidest people in the country. How is it possible that half of them are in this school and concentrated in one class, and they will meet such a class teacher? Fate!

13. Students. The Huangpu River has not been covered, which is the dereliction of duty of Shanghai municipal builders. So at that time, if you can't get into college, you can jump, and people will be responsible for taking you out.

14. I tell you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. It's cheap to hire a migrant worker. Five yuan per hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can hit people with money.

15. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

16. Now the pace of development is so fast that you are too lazy to eat shit to keep up with the heat.

17. Only 20 students can be admitted to Fudan this year, the most. Don't you believe it? If it's more than that, I'll jump off the building right away. I've already checked. The tallest tower in your school is the bell tower. Jumping should kill you.

18. If you hear me scold you for crying instead of laughing, you are saved.

Really, I'm not kidding you. I can't read this book well, so I'd better dig coal. Hey ~ ~ ~

You remember what I said, write it down in your notebook and take it out every day. As Chairman Mao said before.

I saw the president of the United States. Just like us, I am more handsome than him. Why am I not the president?

Sad love: We are stupid for love, but love treats us like fools.

1, some people never want to be together, but naturally together; Some people work hard, but nothing can change.

2. For some things, we stop crying. Are we heartless or strong?

3. You can wait if you miss the sunrise, come back if you miss the beautiful scenery, wait if you miss the meteor, and never come back if you miss love! Cherish the people around you, especially those you love and love.

4. Two parallel lines that should not intersect, finally returned to their respective tracks one day.

If one day the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you!

If a man really doesn't love a woman, he shouldn't be too kind to her. Otherwise, this debt will not be paid off in my life.

7. We are fools of love, but love treats us like fools.

8. If you can't see me tomorrow. So, good morning, good afternoon and good evening.

9. The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one moment and making you laugh the next.

10, women love to the end, like to use the word "cheating" to define this relationship. Actually, I'm making excuses for my failure.

1 1, I miss you page by page. Every day the sunshine is new, my thoughts are new, and you are new in my heart every day.

12, you and I are like two seeds on the same dandelion. Although we are very close, we are destined to run to different destinations in the wind.

13, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

14, stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.

15, it is said that bamboo is unintentional, but no one thinks about where its heart has gone!

Non-mainstream quotations _ non-mainstream quotations

1 Love yourself more than look at anyone.

Degeneration is actually innocent, but beauty is too decadent.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

I know now that you can still love someone if you don't know him, but I know now that you can still miss him if you don't love him.

I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

After such a big circle, there is still nothing.

7 In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

10 Love can make another noble person fall, and it can also make a fallen person become noble.

1 1 Some things last a lifetime.

12 I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

13 If we meet again on the road one day, I will tell you: I am very happy now.

I must be in disguise. How can I be happy if I can only meet you again instead of living with you?

I tell you that I am happy, but I don't want you to know that I am actually sad.

14 After leaving, don't say wish me happiness. Who are you to wish me happiness?

15 Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.

16 I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore.

17 years have passed, and the grave is just a gateway.

One day, we will all tell each other.

I want you to know that the best love is enrichment, which is to find happiness.

18 was supposed to go to sogou, but I saw a cat fluttering.

You are my ... this life bride. ...

When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

I am lazy. I don't even bother to change the person in my heart.

As soon as you fall in love, your wife's wife's. How many people are responsible?

From a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch, because it takes the right time, the right people meet in the right place, and they are indispensable.

If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

25 emotional drama, I have no acting skills.

Loving the person you love is a kind of happiness in itself, and you can recall the past.

Actually, 2, 14 is April Fool's Day. 4. 1 is Valentine's Day.

2, 14 How many people are lying to others, 4, 1 How many men and women are telling the truth under the pretext of joking.

A friend is someone who can see through you and still likes you.

Children without umbrellas must run.

30 is how sad I am to make you feel better. Learn to be calm, and sorrow will not be so obvious.

3 1 Sorry! I shouldn't still be thinking about you.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it is a matter of time!

Now look back at the words I wrote before.

There is a faint green between the lines.

For a moment, I suddenly felt that everything had changed.

Once. You can only use the past to recall the past.

Brother 35 smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

Acacia, fleeting, unjustly mistaken by the west wind!

Love is because you are not young, but you have not fully grown up.

It is a transitional state between innocence and maturity.

After all, once people are infatuated with their own tears, it is difficult to stop feeling sorry for themselves.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

Have you ever read everything others say, but never commented on it?

When we remove stumbling blocks under the frame of others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

4 1 Your words have been locked in my memory, please keep the key for me for a lifetime.

It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

I don't want a brief tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.

How many people are staring at the computer, logging on QQ and listening to music?

Forty-five dollars can't reshape your ugly and dirty heart.

If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

The 47 rules are actually a pastime after eating and drinking. If you can't eat or drink, do you need rules?

I feel lonely and sad every night. Lonely hearts are fragile. Seeing that others are right, I am absent-minded, and I always feel lonely and have no idea.

I don't know when I started to rely on it.

Only liars in the world are sincere. Because he really lied to you.

People before 5 1 paid a lot for a relationship, such as giving up ideals and giving up opportunities. People nowadays can give up their heretical feelings for these reasons. Parting is just to pursue something better.

Love makes two people from strange to familiar, and from familiar to strange.

Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... I just want you.

May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny.

Everything is like a misplaced painting.

Everything in the past can't go back.

So slowly extended, staggered bit by bit.

Maybe we should really forget the things that once crossed.

I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your encouragement and let me face it firmly. Thank you.

How can I forget what happened? Tell them never to come back.

In your love. You taught me to give up forgetting, not to be sad, not to think about the happy ending, but to remember the sweet process after the end.

6 1 Happiness and happiness are so similar, but is happiness happiness happiness?

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

The ending has been written. What shall we change?

Learn to forget and know how to give up. You are so careless, why should I be infatuated?

Some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.