Excerpt of automatic reply to spoof between friends

Automatic reply to spoofs between friends (I) 1. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game, and the game can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

2. When something happens, something goes back to the DPRK.

Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

5. Press six for the game.

6. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

7. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

8. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

9. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

10. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function.

1 1. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

12. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

13. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

14. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

15. [Automatic reply] If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it. ...

16. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.

17. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

18. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

19. Hello

20. Gollum Magic Elf Castle is connecting you.

2 1. Please enter 520 I love your greetings.

22. When I'm dead, small things ask the spirit, big things * * *.

23. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine, and the host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

24. Please press 1 for manual service.

25. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, orange watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

26. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

To tell you quietly, I have fallen in love with a boy, which is the fifth word in this passage.

28. Your little cutie is running towards your chat interface 800 miles away.

29. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

30. What's this?

3 1. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp and harp are harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

32. Recovery skills are cooling down.

33.？ You're eating chicken if you don't come back. If you don't come back, the chicken will eat you.

The heart is sold out at present. Welcome to visit next time.

35. I don't like replying to messages. I feel that I was an undisturbed person in my last life.

36. Please leave a message if you want to pay.

37. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

38.？ I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

39. The stand-in messenger is online. If something is Euler, nothing is big.

40. If you don't reply, you are killing the dragon. If you don't reply, you are being slaughtered by dragons.

4 1. Welcome to call the customer service hotline of China Unicom. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass renewal, 5 for flowers renewal, 6 for qq call, 7 for other services, 8 for games, 9 for manual services and # for returning.

42. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

43. If I am online, will there be an automatic reply to you?

Humor automatic reply copywriting short sentence

Humor automatic reply copy short sentence 1 1. Welcome to call AWE customer service system service hotline.

2. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...

4. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

I'm sunbathing, don't bother me.

6. Press one for typing and chatting.

7. Hello, if you need anything, please find the super flash or call the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

8. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

9. Press four to continue the grass.

10. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

1 1. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when you are bored.

12. Please press seven for others.

13. I'm going to eat shit I'll bring you a bubble later.

14. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.

15. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

16. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

17. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

18. Call dad and go back.

19. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

20. [Automatic reply] Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both!

Humor automatically replies to the short sentence 2 2 1. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope the baby won't be hooked up by others. Although I am busy in Roy, I will take time to spend with her.

22. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

24. It's closed today.

25. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

26. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

27. I went to the Milky Way and brought you stars when I came back.

I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

29. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.

30. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

3 1. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead, please wait patiently ~

32. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.

33. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

34. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

35. Feed pigs.

36. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

37. The prince is very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl has no melon, and she wants to be poor. You just have to study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.

38. Go on, I pretend to be listening.

39. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.

40. If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.

Funny and interesting classic automatic reply copy

Funny classic automatic reply article 1. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

2. The flashy world is vast, so why not wait for dad?

Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

I hope your background will always be kind and brave.

Send a red envelope before I decide whether I'm here or not.

6. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

7. Hello, if you need anything, please find the super flash or call the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

9. Sorry, the user you contacted was silent and fell into deep sleep. Talk about ten advantages to wake up ta.

10. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

1 1. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

12. So, so, what do you want to express?

13. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

14. To tell you quietly, I like a boy, which is the fifth word in this passage.

15. The derivatives of the war have gone and may never come back.

16. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

17. I want to be Yilang and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

18. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides of the nebula fluctuate because of you.

19. Life is so long, do you still want to chat with your father now? What's wrong with waiting for dad?

20. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple, orange watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

2 1. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

Funny classic automatic reply text 2 22. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

23. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

24. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~

25. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

26. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

27. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, sorry for the party, sorry for the country and sorry for the people.

28. Not returning messages is a common problem for beautiful women.

Don't move when you see the news I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.

30. Stop, I love you.

3 1. I don't want you to think, I just want me to think, I don't think I want to talk to you.

32. Your handsome father is on his way.

33. If you want me, please press eight.

34. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and essays will be more magnificent than today.

35. Press one for typing and chatting.

36. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.

37. Please press 1 for manual service.

38. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

39.404 not found.

40. Ask age reply 0

4 1. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of the old man.

The latest shocking automatic reply copy

The latest shocking automatic reply copy article 1. I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.

Your Princess Le Yan is busy now, please contact me after nine o'clock!

3. [Automatic reply] Come back immediately after the advertisement.

Show your cards, I don't want to chat with you.

5. If you say no, you won't! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

6. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword of sunscreen and the lady's shield of sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

7. Life is so long, why not wait for dad?

8. Press six for the game.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

10. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you directly.

1 1. Your persistence may be tangled in his eyes.

12. Please enter 520 I love you and call me.

13. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

14. Welcome to call the customer service hotline of China Unicom. Please press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for door-to-door chat, 4 for grass renewal, 5 for flower renewal, 6 for qq call, 7 for other services, 8 for games, 9 for manual service and # for return.

15. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.

16. Don't ask me for money.

17. I'm your grandpa Niu. I need to say something to you.

18. Jackson Yi's wife is not here.

19. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

20. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.

2 1. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

22. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.

23. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

24. Don't move when you see the news. I'll buy you oranges and be right back.

25. Little bear, you can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.

26. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

27. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.

28. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

29. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

30. Object Reply 3

3 1. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

32. Please press five to continue firing.

33. Hello, I will reply automatically. Your chat partner is not in right now. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

34. Recovery skills are cooling down.

35. I'm going to publicize it and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

36. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

37. I'll buy you oranges. Don't walk around here.

38. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

I don't like you anymore. All I got was grievances.

40. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please smash your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply when I hear the noise.

4 1. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

42. I don't want you to think. I just want to think. I don't think I want to talk to you.

43. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is 5G online. It didn't receive your message. Please upgrade automatically.

44. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

45. Submerged in the sea of knowledge, Gollum.

46. Your handsome father is on his way.