Classic Quotations of Looking for You

1, search your funny version of when you dance. Uh-huh, yes,

I'm looking for a girl,

The girl I danced with last night,

She bit me twice.

I forgot her name.

2, search your funny version of QQ friends.

Liu Mao, female, formerly known as Li Xifeng, nicknamed washing machine.

Short hair, big eyes and small mouth, healthy appearance, extroverted convergence and inner beauty, healthy body, not close to wealth.

In 2003 1 month, I lost myself on QQ. When I left, there was a brand-name cotton trousers under the leather trousers.

(Note: There must be a reason for leather pants and cotton pants. Either the leather trousers are hairless or the cotton trousers are too thin. )

35 15 big shoes, graceful and charming,

If anyone knows his whereabouts, please inform his guardian in time: [email? Protected].

Sixty cents, I wish you a smooth pass and come back to us as soon as possible.

3, looking for your funny version of looking for a moustache brother

You: tall, brown hair, incredibly thick beard, wearing a blue-green plaid shirt.

Me: tall, blond, black coat, Burberry rain boots.

At about 10: 50 on Tuesday morning, I got on the subway line C heading for the city at 14 street subway station.

At that time, your eyes were fixed on me, and you were very focused. You look really, really cool.

4. Find a funny version of your son.

I lost a son yesterday, please help readers find it together!

Age: China KFC (KFC 1988 was introduced to China).

Appearance: dog nose (very smart), cherry mouth (very small),

Tathagata (blessed), tiger forehead (tattooed with three horizontal kings),

Eyes: monkey eyes (fire eye essence), face: caterpillar (hair)

Photo: Bamboo pole

Height: Giraffe

Weight: two adult sows

Hobbies: I like magic and often turn people into pigs.

Specialty: hitting women

Remarks: My son has changed seventy-two.

Whoever finds my son first, I will give him a daughter. Come on, everybody. The game is now officially started. ........

5. Looking for a funny version of Zhu Yiqun

Search your name: it seems to be Zhu Yiqun!

Age: about 0 ~ 80 years old!

Gender: Know a man or a woman. Oh, it may be a shemale!

Caption: No pictures. It looks like a human.

Imitate China accent, walk independently, eat with your right hand,

Wearing clothes and trousers, height 1.2 to 1.8 meters, ancestral home in China.

Please call 1 10! There must be heavy sauce!

Funny people's short sentences

Funny people's short sentences

1, ugly, uneducated, unable to talk, not looking for someone to pursue, listening to parents' arrangements, finding a good figure, improving the next generation, improving gene happiness for a long time, loving me for a long time, and being harmonious with husband and wife.

2, it is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although there is no job, there is not enough money to make ends meet. They often sleep on the street and like to play online games, but they are gentle enough and never have enough lovers. When you meet a girl, you never let go for no reason. Well, stay with me, and we will be together forever.

3, an orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not in love with school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, and stayed in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

4. I like singing, love traveling, have no pursuit, collect stamps everywhere, work in general, specialize in software, earn less than 4 thousand, go to school immediately, have no love object, find someone with similar interests, work together and be happy tomorrow.

My daughter is eight out of twenty this year. She is in her prime, beautiful and slim, and her occupation is bathing and sauna. A year's income, and a car bank card. If you want to find a handsome guy to form a couple, * * * will create a paradise.

6. Single for more than 30 years, through the storm. I don't have a car, live a well-off life, seek an object, be simple and ordinary, form a family and have a partner. Plain, less disasters, less difficulties, I have a good life.

7. After graduating from college, the house is not in a hurry to eat, the salary for finding a job is low, and renting a house is quite remote. I urgently need a woman to get married, support each other and rush to the road of life, no matter how difficult it is.

The young man is just in his early twenties. He is smart and capable, and he is not afraid to worry. Although he can be assigned after graduation, he has the ambition to struggle. Nowadays, sales are full of talents, with an annual salary of100000. I want to find a gay female companion and start a career in the Spring and Autumn Period.

9, no car, no room, high morale; Have a father and a mother, sincere and kind; No smoking, no drinking, no stealing, no sneaking; A red heart, hands, three lives, only love you, destined to love me and the people I love. Happiness QQ520xx 14.

10, the young man is 30 years old, has not yet got married, and his parents are in a hurry, so they have to ask for marriage online. The woman's condition is average, her life is simple and her style is positive, and her appearance and height are first-class. Everyone is very happy to be married to my family. She can also endure hardships, stay up late and get up early to make up, miss her husband and children, and be filial to her parents first.

1 1. The old man is 53 years old this year. Last year, his wife died in heaven. Today, he came to ask for marriage just to have a happy year. The family has retired, and the monthly salary can't be spent. I want a wife who can chat, take care of each other and help each other. As long as the other party has no worries, I will get the certificate early and get married.

12, chubby face, thick oil drum, crying with tears, looking for personal care, not caring about looks, calling for marriage: find the right person and create a beautiful family!

13, the figure is not big, the talent is not beautiful, there is no shortage of money, the house is not big, the work is average, the ideal is not big, the life is quiet, and the heart is stable. Seek an object, be as ordinary as possible, have a noble personality, be quiet at ordinary times, live in harmony and be safe all your life.

14, beauty, you go ahead, brother, I'll watch from the back. I didn't choose beauty and ugliness. You are the best in my heart. If you are willing to stay with me, a happy life will be sweet.

15, Nong Ben, an affectionate man, aged 23. After graduating from college, he is still at home. Dad is in the group, and mom is the deputy county level. She is not worried about food and clothing, and she is not afraid of spending money. If you want to find a good wife to accompany me lonely, just spend a good year at home.

16, my daughter is eighteen, with a peach face and a little culture. She likes riding, and her figure is like a willow. There are two old people in the world. As she grows older, she is always worried and looking for a good partner. * * * Create you, me (him), her (baby)!

17, bitter: single so far. I want to get married. Hope: it's a beauty, read: I want to work hard. Dream: Better have money. Please: realize it quickly.

18, if you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. In the end, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.

19, Niu Niu is 18 years old this year. From a distance, she looks like a peony flower. From a close look, her image is not bad, just like a dog's tail flower. People often say: marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog. Only if you are handsome and earn decent money, I am your flower!

20. My daughter is eighteen. She is not an old woman who sells melons and boasts. She is really beautiful as a flower and has a first-class figure. It's like sinking a fish into a wild goose and picking flowers from a stone. She always cares, just want to have a good family!

2 1, my sister is thirty-five, and she is the number one saint. Dressed up to twenty-five, she charmed countless calves and counted the money safely. In order to cheat my husband, I have been texting and shaking.

22. Shuaiguo: Auntie, I am as beautiful as Xifeng. I raised my hand and drooled. In my dream, I found you kicking over the bed, ate a table shyly, smiled and dumped Brother Sharp. I was anxious to smash the pot and sent a text message to Shuaiguo.

23, rich cattle, burly, big waist and round face. This is software. BMW Mercedes-Benz, each with two villas, covers an area of 100 mu. This is hardware. A flower heart, welcome to visit.

24. Marriage: I am a zoo keeper, with a humorous appearance, a neck comparable to that of a swan, a simple and honest belly like a panda, a house and a car, and a BMW in the zoo dormitory. If you want to enter the park, don't contact me.

25. Today, I scored two goals. I want to find a bunch of good wives. Although I have a lot of money, I have been naked so far. Because of fear of feelings, the new wife should be polite, kind and simple, and share joys and sorrows.

26. On that day, when thunder and lightning flashed, I struggled to find my lover, broke through the disaster of 1999, crossed the Qian Shan, followed your breath, and the marriage proposal text message arrived as scheduled, returning my love handed down from generation to generation as soon as possible.

27. I am a vulgar and strong person. I have no experience of getting married today. Although I have been in the world of mortals for 30 years, I am not in love. I want to find a simple girl as my partner, who can carry water and chop wood for farming. As long as I work hard, I am willing to dedicate my savings for half my life.

28, SMS marriage: I am free and single, more than 30 years old, a person from now on, whoever lends me a girl, will change to a big one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).

29. Handsome Fang Hua moved his heart and wanted to find a girlfriend and achieve marriage. I don't have any special skills, but I can survive, my limbs are sound and I can work hard. Girlfriend is dignified, diligent, skilled, not a flowerpot, sensible and able to have a good time.

30. You always call me doctor, doctor. If I am in charge of horses, you can call me groom. If I am in charge of the car, you call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me? (Doctors and friends only)

Funny classic quotations, funny classic quotations

1: I loved your uniqueness, so I never regret that you have left.

2. She turned her back, and her tears kept flowing. Although my heart is very painful, I can only say that I left separately.

3: If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

4. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

5. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

7: You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose how much I don't want to love you?

8: Tell me about you. Without a diploma, learn from others' ugliness. You're not smart and you're bald!

9: If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.

10: If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

1 1: After you turn around, you hold it tightly. After you put it down, there is no longer each other's tenderness.

12: How can I forget what happened? Tell them never to come back.

13: Hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

14: I can't play chess, I can't write, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

15: If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

16: A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

17: If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

18: If you can't put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning your hand.

19: Don't cry at my grave, it has stained my path of reincarnation.

At first I cried, and now I smile and let it go.

2 1: Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

22: It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

Male R3n, if you love your daughter R3n, you must trust her.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

25: When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

27: Grandpa came from his grandson.

28: Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

29: How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

3 1: I can't even see my own shadow if I live in your world for another day.

Classic Quotations Funny Personality _ Funny Classic Quotations

1, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

2. Argue with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said that the Japanese also bring personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

I must appear in your household registration book. If I am not your wife, I am your stepmother.

4, efforts will not lead to death! But I won't prove it with myself.

Everyone I like is on the hard disk.

6. Never lie to someone you trust; Never trust those who lie to you.

7. I despise four kinds of people most: the first kind loves to play games and is addicted to games all day; The second is homosexuality, which simply tries to stop the historical process of human reproduction; The third kind is a bitch. When someone shouts, he runs like a dog and hugs his thigh. The fourth is sighing! Sorry, my boyfriend asked me to play games! We'll talk later! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!

8. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

9, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

10, I suggest you know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

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12, upper-class people always like to do some dirty work.

13, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

14, when you fall in love with someone, there is always a little fear, afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

15, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

16, don't forget what others said to you when they were angry, because that's what you look like in others' hearts.

17, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

18 actually, I am very curtilage, it's just a matter of whose house I live in.

19, thanks to those who know that I am not good but still stay with me.

20. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

2 1, they all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

22. Unless you get up in the morning and feed yourself a lump of shit, you can't guarantee that you won't encounter more disgusting things all day.

23. After many years, Little Loli became Sister Xianglin.

24. Love needs no reason. Let's see it through.

25, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place. Classic Quotations Funny Personality

26, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

27. I heard that the day when the college entrance examination results were announced happened to be the Dragon Boat Festival. As for eating zongzi or jumping into the river, it's up to you!

28. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

29. Roses are yours, chocolates are yours and diamonds are yours. You, mine! Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

30. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

3 1. When you go bankrupt, except your family, how much money you can borrow is worth.

32, come out to mix, sooner or later will be tired.

33. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. Others asked how they got together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

34. I will never enter a space without access in my life.

35. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

Please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

38. Excuse me, how did you break your arm? Aunt, I broke my homework.

It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

40. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

4 1, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

42. You have a desire for a person, which is called like, and you have a desire for a person, which is called love.

43. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

44. Brothers are people who shed tears and shed blood together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

46. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain. A selection of funny classic quotations

47. I usually forget to scold you. I don't want to wait for me to hit you before I know that I am both civil and military.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

49. Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

50. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.

5 1, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

52. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

53. Those pasts are deep, but they are not enough to stop the future.

54. Either endure or be cruel.

55. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

56. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

57. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

58. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

59. I cried when I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead. When I woke up, I found that I didn't have a boyfriend at all and cried even more.

60. I always feel that I am British when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. When I took the math exam, I found myself an alien.

6 1, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

62. Admit your mistakes and never change.

63. Whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because of the unity and friendship of eating shit and shitting.

64. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, I can only say that I am still alive.

65. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

66, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

67. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

68. It is better to have two than to mix them.

69. Roses are yours, chocolates are yours and diamonds are yours. You, mine!

70. You won't die until you reach the Yellow River.

7 1, youth, you are too acne!

72. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

73. Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day. There is no need to feel depressed about being a piece of shit.

74. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

75. Everyone should love animals, because they are delicious.

76. Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

77. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

79. Some memories are dull, but they are worth a thousand words.

80. Life is too short to be sexy.

8 1, someone, in a word. Some scenes, a song. It can always tear your emotions easily.

82. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

We should all face the sun and live proudly.

84. I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

86. The lion and the bear shit by the tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his stool was thicker than the bear's, so he said a philosophy full of vicissitudes: lion shit is better than bear shit!

87, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

88. Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

89. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

90. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for is coming, and the classic sentence is followed by the wolf!

9 1, some things don't need to be wrangled, and the surface obeys and secretly resists.

92. You always fart in the office, and colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering and asked what you were doing, and you replied that I was shaking!

93, women chasing men, sandwich yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

94. I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

96. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

97. For girls, pregnancy is a matter of time.

98. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself.

99. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

100, the oath was just a gaffe.

10 1, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

102, love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

103, you hit a star.

104, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

105, at this moment, we must live proudly.

106, parents always have a group of schoolmasters, who are called children from other families.

107, I hate people I know, and my relationship is better than mine.

108, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still ignored me.

109. In a harmonious campus, a cyclist may be a doctor, while a Mercedes-Benz driver may be a logistics person.

1 10, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you.

1 1 1. What do men fear most? Brother's misunderstanding, daughter-in-law's tears, parents' grievances.

1 12, don't look back, I only love your back.

1 13. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.

1 14, a temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations!

1 15, Mimi fell into a bowl with a big scar, what are you afraid of!

1 16. Why did the headmaster wear mourning clothes when he was not dead?

1 17, the early bird catches the worm!

1 18, go your own way and let others take a taxi!