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Poetry praising selfishness

I would rather lose this world than let it lose me.

1, drunk peacefully

Year: Yuan

Author: anonymous

Grab the mouth of Mud Swallow, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the face of the Buddha and search carefully, but find something in nothingness. Look for peas in quail, lean meat on egrets' legs, and fat and oil in mosquitoes' bellies. Thank you, old man!

Grab the mud from the swallow's mouth, grind the iron on the needle, and scrape the gold on the bodhisattva's face with gold, out of nothing. It's a pity that you can find peas in the throat sac of quail, chop some lean meat on the leg of crane and lick fat and oil in the stomach of mosquito.

2. Year: Tang Dynasty

Author: anonymous

Does the prefect of Xuancheng know that a foot of carpet uses two thousand silk? People who don't know the cold should keep warm, take less clothes and make lichens.