Wechat that doesn't want to get up is very funny.

Many of them are particularly funny. The most popular sentences on various social platforms are funny sentences, and more are jokes that everyone teases each other. The following is a WeChat anecdote made up by Bian Xiao who doesn't want to get up. Welcome everyone to have a look.

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Wechat that doesn't want to get up is very funny.

1, I won't get up early until the earth restarts, and I won't get out of bed until the earth explodes.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

It's not that I want to stay in bed, but that the bed depends on me.

4. Bed rest is the best respect for quilts.

5. I am me, the fireworks that stay in bed every day.

6, do not sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

7. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

8. I was lying in bed in Pluto on Monday and didn't think about it.

9. I like staying in bed because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

10, thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, and I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

1 1, don't cry, stop it, I just rolled over to sleep.

12, don't wake me up, lying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

13, the moment I got up, I thought that bed was my true love.

14, those who stay up late at night have long been lonely and addicted.

15, I can't understand staying in bed every morning. I couldn't sleep the night before.

16, I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and insisted on separating us.

17 I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

18, why do you have to get up? I just got up yesterday.

19. If a person like me suddenly becomes gentle, he must have slept for twelve hours.

20. I really like you. I swear that you are as important to me as lying in bed, chicken wings and roast duck.

2 1, it's not that my body is too lazy to move, but that the quilt is too affectionate.

22, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

23. If you don't have enough to eat, you can't sleep.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

25. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

26. Growing up is just to open the distance between dreams and reality without hesitation, and to awaken you who still want to stay in bed.

27. I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs someone to take care of it.

28. Sometimes I don't want to stay in bed, but the dream is so beautiful.

29. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

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1. The weather is very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

I haven't slept in for more than half a month. I wake up at six every day. Since seven o'clock, I finally slept in today, which is extravagant.

I always make up my mind to work hard at night and don't want to get up every morning.

I don't want to eat hot fruit in milk tea. If the water is too cold, I don't want to touch it If it is too cold, I don't want to get up in the morning. It's too cold.

I hope it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up every morning, but you.

6. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

7. I went to bed late in the morning! Can't sleep at night! How old I am is a realistic thing. If I sleep until noon, it won't affect my going to bed early at night!

8. It's very cold and I don't want to get up. I get up after 9 o'clock every day. What did you do in the morning?

9. I seldom sleep late and am forced to work overtime. My shoulder aches.

10, instead of falling asleep and not wanting to get up, think about whether it is cold or sleep less in the morning to exercise or something.

1 1, it's cold, and it's the season when I don't want to get up. People who can't get up until the alarm clock rings three times.

12, winter is a season of getting up by perseverance and taking a bath by courage.

13. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

14, I'm hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

15, I finally know why I have so much white hair, which is caused by excessive brain use when getting up.

16, it's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.

17. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

18, every night. It is a very tangled problem to wake people up to go to the toilet.

19, finally sleeping! How hard it is to live from seven to six.

20. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

2 1, since I set the alarm clock, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

22. Don't wake me up. Lying in bed is the most basic respect for holidays.

23. After beginning of winter, the world was divided into two parts, one under the covers and the other outside. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

24. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

25. I feel that I grew up in bed today. I am lazy and don't want to get up in rainy days.

26. When I saw a flower in bloom, all my tiredness seemed to be best appeased. I overslept today.

27. The weather was hot a few days ago, and I don't want to get up because of the cold bed these days.

28. After a lie-in and Asme, tonsillitis was completely cured. Why can't I have a fever and ask for two days off?

I haven't run for several days, and now it's very cold in the morning, and I don't want to get up at all.

30. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.

3 1, the colder you get, the more you don't want to get up, but you still have to eat breakfast!

I slept too late last night, so I slept in this morning. Let's take a day off.

It's cold. It's time for my mother to lift the quilt and wake me up. Alas, this move is the most cruel. Talking too much is all tears.

34, the first snow, you have finished singing the whole game with a bad cold. Today, it is raining outside. It is really cold. I don't want to get up at all.

35. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Gusheng's character.

36. Getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

37. Watching time in bed every morning is not for getting up. But how long you can sleep.

38. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

39, too humble, was congratulated for sleeping in for a long time.

40. It was very cold, and I lost the will to survive. I don't want to get up in the morning.

4 1, a real bath depends on perseverance. Washing clothes depends on endurance. Get up by explosive force.

Wechat, lying alone in bed, is very funny.

1, I want to sleep in bed with you every day and do nothing. I don't want to get up. I just want to sleep and talk to you when I wake up.

I just want to lie down, but I don't want to get up when I wake up. I really want to be so lazy

3. I woke up. I never want to get up because of the pain. I slept for about three hours. I have been in a daze, sleeping and waking up in a daze.

Every time I look for a job, I don't want to get up for work after waking up every day. When is this day?

It rains after waking up, and I really don't want to get up for work. I have five minutes of psychological struggle, as if I don't want to go to work whether it rains or not.

6. After moving, I wake up every morning and feel that my bed is really comfortable. I don't want to get up and go to work.

7. After waking up from a nap, I stayed in bed for more than an hour. I didn't want to get up at all, but I still have to get up to wash my hair and make up.

How time flies! It's time to go to bed again. When I wake up, I feel that time flies, I have to go to work again and I don't want to get up.

9. Don't want to get up, don't want to get up, don't want to get up! I just want to lie in bed for a day, sleep when I am sleepy, and sleep when I wake up.

10, I don't want to get up when I wake up every day. I will seriously ask myself, do I really need this diploma?