It's not tacky or vulgar to tease my little sister's short and high emotional intelligence.

A short love story about teasing Miss Gao EQ, not tacky or vulgar. 1. "Oh, I overslept." "Lazy." "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I didn't dare to wake up until I coaxed you."

I don't feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine.

The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

4. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

There are 100 ways to eat and miss you 98 times a day.

6. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

7. "Can I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."

8. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

9. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

10. The firecrackers sounded on New Year's Eve, not because I missed you.

1 1. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

12. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

13. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

14. "Do you know why I am thirsty?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

15. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

16. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

17. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

18. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

19. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

20. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

22. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

23. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

24. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.

25. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

26.“n 55lw！ n paau！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

27. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.

28. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt. There are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

29. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.

30. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

3 1. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

32. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."

33. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

To me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

35. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

36. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

How about I tell you how to lose weight? Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."

38. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "To your heart"

39. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

40. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

The love story of the earth teases the boyfriend with high emotional intelligence and long-distance love.

The earthy love story arouses the boyfriend's high emotional intelligence and long-distance love. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

2. "I want to borrow a cup from you." Why do you want to borrow a cup? "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life, and stay away from the world.

4. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

5. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "Not as good as one tenth of your own."

6. I have been looking for shops recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.

7. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

8. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

9. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

10. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

1 1. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

12. Do you like water? Then you already like me 70%.

13. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

14. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

15. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

16. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

17. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

18. I have a cut on my hand, so you can scratch it, so we are husband and wife.

19. Right away = like you.

20. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."

2 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

22. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

23. "Do you like to eat as a meal?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."

Earthy love story, teasing boyfriend with high emotional intelligence and long-distance love. 24. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

25. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

27. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

28. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

29. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

30. Guess what kind of meat I like? (pork? ) You are a pet.

3 1. I hope our chat record will turn into a gentle and hot breath in the ear, and a good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope all our wishes can come true as soon as possible.

32. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

33. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

34. The hot temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.

35. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

36. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

37. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

38. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

39. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

40. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

4 1. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

42. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

43. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

44. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

45. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

46. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

Tu's love story teases her boyfriend's high emotional intelligence and long-distance love. 47. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

48. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

49. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

50. "I think you look like one of my relatives." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

5 1. What is "the mobile phone can save electricity"? "By your side!"

52. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

53. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

56. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

57. Life is short and sweet since I met you.

58. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

59. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

60. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

6 1. Stop complaining and give me a hug.

62. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

63. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even in the next life.

64. What time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

65. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

66. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

67. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

68. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

69. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

A sentence that chasing girls is suppressed by high emotional intelligence.

Pick up hot chicks's simple love story was suppressed by high EQ. The first sentence 1.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

2. "I've seen you in many ways, but I haven't seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

Come here, I want to talk to you one day.

4. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

6. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

7. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

9. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

10. If you don't come, it will snow.

1 1. "I think our friendship can only last until today" Why? "Let's talk about love next."

12. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

13. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

14. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"

15. I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

16. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

17. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are so cute."

18. "Did you just have an earthquake?" "no" "then why do I want to see you? My heart was shocked. "

19. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

20. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

Pick up hot chicks was depressed by high EQ. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

22. Will you live next door to my house in your next life, so that we can be childhood friends.

23. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

24. I want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

25. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

26. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

27. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

28. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

29. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

30. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

3 1. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

32. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

Girl, I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

34. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

35. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.

36. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

37. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.

38. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you.

39. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

40. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

A girl's high emotional intelligence is a necessary condition for teasing her boyfriend's romantic words.

A girl's love story with high emotional intelligence annoys her boyfriend-1. I'm in good health, I can resist the rice bag gas tank, but I just can't resist the same as you.

Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble when I see you in this life.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

6. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

7. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

8. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

9. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with me?

10. "I lack necessities" and "What do I lack?" You!'

1 1. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

12. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

13. "Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution."

14. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

15. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

16. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

18.2.3 wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

19. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

20. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

The love story of girls' high emotional intelligence provoking their boyfriends 2 1. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

22. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

23. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

25. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

27. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

28. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

29. I want to find Duan and you.

I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

3 1. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

32. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

33. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

34. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

35. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

36. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

37. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

38. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

39. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

40. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.