Humorous sentences describing money

1, you laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

When money spoke up, all the truths were silent.

3. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

I worked hard for you for three years, and it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

7. I am an idiot when I am happy and a madman when I am sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

8. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!

9. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

10, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

1 1. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

12, who can look up to you without money in this society? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.

13, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

14, money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.

15, all my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

16, I am not RMB, so I can't make everyone like it.

17, forget who said, there are people in this world who really don't love money, but no one doesn't love beauty. It is the face, not the feeling, that falls in love at first sight.