Humorous sentences to describe wearing glasses. Express humorous sentences about wearing glasses.

1. Love is about seeing things with glasses. Brass is seen as gold, poverty is seen as wealth, and spots in the eyes are regarded as pearls.

2. Wearing glasses means hazyness, taking off glasses means clarity.

3. Women are like glasses, if the prescription is not appropriate, continuing to wear them will only damage their vision.

4. Knowing when to start, I become a very careful person. Every time I wear a raincoat, I will wear sunglasses. You never know when it will rain or what. It's time for the sun to rise.

5. "If there is an afterlife, what do you want to do?" "Besides being a human being, anything will do. Rings, glasses, bed, diary." "Doing these things in the next life? What's the point?" "You can buy me back. It will always be interesting to be by your side."

6. I often tell my friends that understanding is the greatest kindness to others. When you sit in front of a person, listen to him speak, and see all kinds of complex and precise situations and fates, how to finally carve out such a character, thought, behavior, and appearance, this is understanding. But with such glasses, you can truly "see" that person, and you will realize that the most beautiful scenery in the world is the people who live out their own styles and systems.

7. The first time I met Zhongshu was in March 1932. He was wearing a green cloth coat, fur-soled cloth shoes, a pair of old-fashioned glasses, and his eyebrows were deep and beautiful.

8. Tired Life Everyone says that being a human being is tiring, and I feel the same way. Put on a wig, put on a mask, put on glasses, put on a smile. Put on your underwear, put on your coat, then put on your coat, put on your underwear, put on your outer pants, then tie your belt, put on your socks, put on your shoes, then tie your shoelaces, you have to do this every day until you get to heaven.

9. All in all, I like Mirai Kuriyama who wears glasses the most!

10. What Death needs is to judge the situation accurately and quickly. Are your glasses a decoration?