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Help me translate..What does this paragraph mean in Taiwanese?

Let me make the general statement:

You really owe k...you have to do it when I can't do it (ㄏ一ㄡ: thick - tone (Words)

Suddenly I feel that life is very boring (not talking about you)

And there are more

The opportunities that the two of us will encounter in the future are really Too little, too little

So

No matter what happens, you can come here and tell me about your current situation when you have time

Okay?

Ying: I miss you suddenly

I really want to go back to Taiwan

What follows is:

I miss you too

I’ve been waiting for you every day

P.S

I was returning to your site, but I saw this question in my website.