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Sentences suitable for WeChat Ren Qingqun
2. "Usage: Open WeChat, Settings, General, Functions, Group Assistant, Select All ~ You can also try sending in groups to see if your friends are still there. If not, you can delete it! Pop-up friend verification proves that the other party deleted you, and you deleted it, just to clean up the address book. . . Dear, thank you! Please forgive me if I am disturbed! "
Put on more clothes when the weather is cold. This is your own body. Stop fooling around [smiling] This text message was sent in groups. Open WeChat, set it up, send group assistants, select all, and see how many friends have deleted you. You also deleted her and him by the way. [Smiles]
4. Teach you a trick, open WeChat → Settings → General → Group Assistant → Select All, send me a message, and you will know who deleted you, so that you can be clean.
This is a confirmation message ~ Check whether I still exist in your friends list ~ Dear friends, our friendship will last forever ~
What is the classic sentence of WeChat Ren Qingqun? In this world, there is no one who has to love or do anything. Unless, that person is you, that thing is that I love you. I only have one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love. If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you as long as you don't give it to him for a day. If you hit him every day, as long as you don't hit him every day, he will kneel down and thank you. So is human nature, so is life, and so is love.
Life is only a few decades, so don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no need to suppress yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life: one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied.
The most important thing for yourself is not necessarily justice. No, how can anyone regard bad people as the most important people? No, even knowing it's evil. People can't compete with loneliness.
It doesn't matter how you meet, what matters is how you say goodbye. Some people, not together, still not. When I think of it, my heart still gives birth to warmth, which is "good fate" after all.
We all want to get closer, but we pretend to be apart every day.
Life is like a flood, and it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves without encountering islands and reefs.
Only when people depend on each other can they be down to earth; Love, nourishing each other and refreshing; Things, * * * and efforts are simple and easy; Road, * * * with beautiful scenery; Friends, care about each other and keep in touch. May you be happy every day. Good Night!
You don't have to cherish the memory of yesterday and look forward to tomorrow. You just have to live every day, say what you can, do what you can, take the right path and meet the people you want to see. I am in a good mood today. Good night
"Many times, we are either repeating our own lives or repeating other people's lives. In fact, true happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes. Good night, my friend. "
Sentences suitable for WeChat group sending! I am a girl. Look at the goods that can't be sold at home, and they can't be used up. You don't know whether they are true or not, so you can only sigh helplessly.
Sorry for interrupting the WeChat group, you can say what you want to express at the front and add the words "I'm sorry if I disturbed you" at the end.
How to send messages sent by others on WeChat? Open the message, click on the 3 points in the upper right corner-copy the link, and then send the link to your official WeChat account!
Log in to your official WeChat account with a computer, find the link, open it with a browser, you can copy it, and then paste your official WeChat account.
Wechat 1. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: "How are you, fool?"
I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of me! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!
Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? [bound volume]
4. It is not unusual for people to fall in love; It is not unusual for cattle to eat grass; It's amazing that pigs can press their mobile phones. A pig is a pig. Press it again! What a stupid pig!
God knows that you are thirsty and created water, and God knows that you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God also knows that there are no fools in the world, and he created you by the way.
When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, "Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here.
7. I won 5000 yuan in the lottery and held a banquet to celebrate. Invite friends to share how the speech won the prize. Green food is the healthiest when vegetables are mixed into a table. Plus two bottles of maotai, the ancestral wine is not counted on the head. Don't be silly, my friend: healthy food is the safest, called Maotai green tea water.
Suitable for group texting. My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: children are sensible since childhood.
A brother is constipated and can't walk in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. Hardly had he entered when there was a real storm. The brother envied his friend. Say, dude, I envy you,
That buddy said: I envy you to death, I haven't taken off my pants yet ~ ~
Once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "
A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found there was no urinal. It doesn't feel right Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room.
One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "
A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best!
Bicycles in school are lost seriously, and the new ones disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will reappear every few days. One day, my roommate Xiao Jing bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a piece of paper in his hand, which reads: Don't be the owner here, I borrowed the car, and I'll pay you back in a few days!
A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride!
There are three tadpoles. They go to a restaurant for dinner ... wait a little longer. The first course is fried frogs. ..
Three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to grow up. ...
One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you is going to the orchard to choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put their fruits in * * *, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "
How to set the mobile phone not to accept WeChat (short message sent by WeChat) from strangers? Is your mobile phone an Android phone? Now download a security software casually, which has harassment interception. As long as you join the blacklist, everything you don't want to answer will be rejected, or you can choose to accept the address book directly.
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