Super funny classic funny talk about daquan

Super funny classic funny talk about daquan

1, take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and crash into the slot.

You are not the traffic policeman in my mind, so you have no right to interfere in my direction.

Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

4. If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed on the way.

I think explaining this joke is one of the loneliest things in the world.

7. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

8. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.

9. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

10, I hate myself for waiting for your news for a long time, and the result is a sentence, hehe, do you think I'm telling a joke?

1 1. In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

Don't think that every man is as easygoing as Nicholas Tse.

13, stop arguing and drag you on the bullet train.

14. Look at your poor family. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

15, black people turned white when they went to see horror movies!

16, wolves go all over the world and eat meat; Dogs run around the world and eat shit.

17, mom said: smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running.

18, the trip to shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

19. If cutting your hair means cutting your memory, can you lose your memory by cutting your hair?

I bought an egg, but I accidentally broke it. I know I have no fate with this egg.

2 1. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

22. After today, if we don't meet again, I'm afraid I'll hit you several times every day when I wake up.

23. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

24. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

25. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years